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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That you need to work the cliterious whilst performing analingus.
And that popcorn isn't easily digested
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:41, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Eh?
I'm not sure that's right, old chum.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:43, Reply)
I mean ,work it with your thumbs, your toung is already busy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:44, Reply)
Still not sure, Gonz, old fruit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:47, Reply)
Give it a try next time, she'll thank me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)
I'm not sure women get any joy from bum licking

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:52, Reply)
They'll do what they are told.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON4sOlxvtbU
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)
They really do.
When I am on the case.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:53, Reply)
Buzzfeed LIED !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:53, Reply)
poor Mrs Pig
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)
You're probably right.
My wife always complains that I don't wipe properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:00, Reply)
Who cares?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:00, Reply)
The judge will take it into consideration if you get caught.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:03, Reply)
if you're getting popcorn when performing analingus then your partner needs to learn how to wipe her arse

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:43, Reply)
Or take advantage of her natural gifts and get a job at a cinema.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)
And if you're getting it from cunnilingus she needs to learn the right direction

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)
Haha! Yeah. Sex.
we all have it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)
you could read the above answers
and work out immediately who actually has it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:02, Reply)

+without wearing a balaclava or using Rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)
I knew I could rely on someone to post their lies.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:04, Reply)
not on the first date though
you big gay prude
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:15, Reply)
If I was gay, I'd date like this: -
First date: See if you get on / are attracted to each other
Second date: GUM clinic
Third date: Compare results letters, poppers and rutting.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)
Proper romantic.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:20, Reply)
Absolutely. I'd be knee deep in bumhole.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)
foot first or head first?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:34, Reply)
He's the tail end of a conga line.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:36, Reply)
there should be an iPhone app to short circuit this

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)
The iWatch 2 will be able to continuously perform blood tests and tell everyone in range which STD's that person has.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:40, Reply)

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