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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lunch thread.
You'll never guess what I'm having in a million years.

What are you having?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:40, 39 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
You're in Milton Keynes, right?
For lunch, you're having a mental breakdown from years of living in a depressing dump.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:42, Reply)
Well obviously, but what will I be eating during that?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:43, Reply)
Your own toenails and a half decomposed rat that you've fished out of a nearby drain.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:45, Reply)
Gonna go to Burger King I reckons.
I'm listening to this:
www.house-mixes.com/profile/first-of-the-fallen/play/first-of-the-fallen-college-mixtape-1990-to-1992#.VP7VgvmsU-J
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:44, Reply)
Burger king can be quite nice every so often.
I like to order a whopper without tomatoes so they have to make it fresh.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:51, Reply)
Double Whopper with cheese is the shit.
In Holland they do a triple whopper.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:58, Reply)
Bacon and Cheese XL + Onion rings.
Put onion rings in burger.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:12, Reply)
chewing gum

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:44, Reply)
In a million years, you'll be long dead.
Not much point in planning for that lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:44, Reply)
fuck's sake, I can only work to deadlines.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:46, Reply)
Free pizza and a ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:46, Reply)
You can do better than that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:48, Reply)
Are you new here?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:49, Reply)
Duck a l'orange
Or some other fatty bird with an orange topping?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:53, Reply)
That's better. AB take note.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:55, Reply)
I liked this.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:00, Reply)
8/10 would snigger again

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:04, Reply)
*golf claps*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:08, Reply)
The peanuts out of my shee-it

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:48, Reply)
Analingus popcorn.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:48, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:56, Reply)
I SAW THEM AT INFEST!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:03, Reply)
A cock sandwich?
YM
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:51, Reply)
Why would I want to do that?
Why would you want to know that?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:52, Reply)
Passes the time.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:54, Reply)
The time will still pass either way

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:55, Reply)
Is it free pizza?
I am going to Pizza Express today. One of the tarts I work with is bringing her sprog in for us all to see.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 11:56, Reply)
I can never see any beauty in other people's children.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:00, Reply)
They're just little cunts that need punching.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)
You'll not make much of a paedo with that kind of attitude FFS

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:07, Reply)
He's not even trying.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:07, Reply)
He's a paedofail.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:38, Reply)
why do people do that?
we know what they look like

unless it's a proper freaky one with a full beard or an extra eye
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:05, Reply)
It's so the blobbing birds can have a coo!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:07, Reply)
then go back to their rice cakes and cottage cheese and imagine what it would be like to not be a fat spinster

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:09, Reply)
Fantasisng about me pumping them up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:10, Reply)
Be honest, that's your fantasy, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:17, Reply)
All the girls in my workplace are always asking me to bring my kids in.
The blokes don't, except that one guy, you know the one, every workplace has one.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:49, Reply)
I'm that guy.
Haven't done it for a few years, though. School age kids aren't cute.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 12:56, Reply)

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