key word: wigan
my friend got arrested for hanging out of the sunroof of our mate's car and yelling "WOOOOO! STOCKPORT!" on the a6. they were going to give the driver points, but sam barged over and was v rude to the policeman (she told him her name was "samantha blowjob" and she lived at "34 fuck-you avenue") so they arrested her and hauled her away. going home to explain that to her parents was fun.

alt: dressing as a fluffy animal to promote a kids' clothing shop.

altalt: see the above...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:05, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

wot no blowjob?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)

Why is it that all your friends are fucking idiots?
no offence! Its just a running theme in your tales. You would think that those perfectly normal stable types like Monty and Stunned would steer clear.
( Peej, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)

most of my stories about an idiot are the same idiot
but she's very loveable. anyway, i like being kind to idiots. that's why we got on so well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)

Shared interests?

( Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)

the "we" referred to me and philliehoe
he knows this, it's why he's frantically buttering his scone for a comeback
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:28, Reply)

Is that a euphemism?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:34, Reply)

NEVER make jokes about scones where peej is concerned

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)

I think you mean scones

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)

ho0k a playah up yo', surely one of them has low enough standards.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:20, Reply)