he's no ian banks
I've just planted 49 strawberry plants.

This is an annoying number so I might have to throw one away.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:35, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Or plant another one.
In other news, myself and the dog walked to Long Melford and had Posh Chips and a pint of Adnams. Then we walked into Melford itself and bought Posh Sweets, then we caught the Povvo bus and came home.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:36, Reply)

imma have spaghetti hoops on toast for "tea".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:38, Reply)

tinned spaghetti is horrid
which means that you're horrid
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:40, Reply)

plenty of worcestershire sauce - bish, bash, bosh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:41, Reply)

I know
real men eat alphabetti spaghetti
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:43, Reply)

i don't have the stones for that gear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:45, Reply)

few do mate few do...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:53, Reply)

Dogs aren't allowed on buses.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:40, Reply)

Maybe not in Milton Keynes
That's probably because the locals would use it as stadium seating while their dogs fight it to the death in the wheelchair bay.
( Muns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:42, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:44, Reply)

Our local bus service do. Maybe you are confusing things.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:42, Reply)

It was a contrived set up to a joke saying something along the line of, "oh you meant your wife" but I couldn't be arsed.
At least I don't have cancer.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:43, Reply)

You should get it. You might like it.
you might we would
( Muns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:44, Reply)

Hey muns, well done on learning how to do strike throughs.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:45, Reply)

Hey muns, well done on learning how to do strike throughs.

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( Muns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:47, Reply)

everything on this website WILLIES
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:00, Reply)

a lot of selfies going on in this post

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:48, Reply)

Is this a euphemism?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:50, Reply)

i hope not
myself, itself... selfies!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:56, Reply)

We have the nesting box up for slutjenny again. Egg news as it happens.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:59, Reply)

In a 7x7 formation, I hope

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:55, Reply)

UNACCEPTABLE

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:06, Reply)

I can't think of any other way to plant 49 things

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:15, Reply)

1x49, mayhap

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:16, Reply)

This would be fine if they weren't in four rows
but I'm not digging the fucking things up again just to match their deliberately stupid odd number
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:27, Reply)

put one in a pot somewhere else

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:37, Reply)

He could stick one up the jap's eye.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:46, Reply)

mothers day coming up

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)

You sound a bit anal retentive.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:45, Reply)

Maybe learn how to add up.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:58, Reply)

I learned with apples and bananas
I never learned strawberries
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:02, Reply)