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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THIS IS A SUNDAY THREAD.
BRAG ABOUT YOUR HANGOVER OR BE SMUG ABOUT DIY OR JUST LIE TO US IF YOU'RE ASHAMED THAT YOU SPENT MOST OF THE WEEKEND MASTURBATING IN BED.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 9:46, 55 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Morning wp. None ot those I'm afraid. Lazy wife has had het breakfast in bed, and I'm about to hose last night's puke from the urinals

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:01, Reply)
do you get much silly behaviour?
I was under the impression hour place was fairly classy.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)
No, it's in reference to Monty's comment the other day.
Generally ok behavior, although the coal shed seems to be the in place for drunken shags at the moment. A few rubbers have been found by and in it.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:24, Reply)
fucking hell, I ran a student bar and we only had sexy times out the back maybe twice.
Must be randy out in the burbs
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
It happened first a few weeks ago. Word got around, now It seems to be the thing to do. I might try it tonight with the missus, the lucky lady!

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)
She doesn't like it

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:53, Reply)
Ty cap for the input.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!111!!!

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)
I'm lounging around reading
Meatsnake is making himself an omelette.

Then we are going shopping - he's having a new suit and I'm having whatever I like the look of.

I don't think any masturbation will feature at any time.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:03, Reply)
I'd like a new suit,
Can you ask him to buy me one?

Waist 36
chest 42
inside leg 34

I like pin stripe or navy. Slimmer fit. Wool or cotton.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:11, Reply)
He will only buy grey
Says dark blue is boring. Whilst wearing jeans. We have had this discussion a couple of times...
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)
Will it be one with long trousers?

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)
lol

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
dark blue mohair is not boring

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:34, Reply)

mo arse
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)
alright ginger cunt

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)
morning dingle.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:11, Reply)
dingle dingle dozington D
Got out of bed and went for a pee.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)
The Doris is off to Hong Kong later today.
So I'm watching her pack.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:12, Reply)
you should help by staying out of the way

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)
I hope you're making helpful suggestions.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)
No hangover - I was driving last night
Had a nice Chinese meal with the Doris and saw a good band in the town House in Leamington. Surreal moment was watching the Japanese blues harp player, playing black music in the whitest town in Christendom.
Today will be even more work on the never-ending guitar project and some roasted lumps of dead animal with roots & tubers & stuff later.
All good
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)
What sort of animal?

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)
Probably cow
You know, Captain Placid Prefers To Have Cow
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:53, Reply)
nosy wanker

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)
buy me a suit.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)
okay, since you asked so nicely

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:03, Reply)
You could get matching ones.
www.brycemuir.com/BryceTakes/BryceTake109z.jpg
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:03, Reply)
You can get one for your impending insolvency hearing where you plead for more time while you franchise the fuck out of your failing business before the inevitable end.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:05, Reply)
and the grisly murder of his family before burning himself to death in his pub

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:06, Reply)
+es

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:06, Reply)
might have a wank
I've had acceptable breakfast booze
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:15, Reply)
Breakfast cans?

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)
cans on trains, pints in airports, bucks fizz or bloody Marys in a domestic or hotel environment

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)
*takes notes*

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)
two cans of super T while waiting for the bookie to open on giro day

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:46, Reply)
^^Livin' the dream^^

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 12:04, Reply)

two cans of watching
+ed
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
'watching super T while waiting for the book to open on giro day-ed'?

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
Can't remember the last time I spent most of a weekend masturbating in bed.
I'd like to try that again sometime.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:28, Reply)
Dream big.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 11:45, Reply)
+wet

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 12:25, Reply)
I am totes going to take the dog for a walk and then a Lunchtime Pint.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
So where you get a gay couple, both male, who have adopted or had a child by proxy, is one of them nominated 'mother' for the sake of today
or do they both get treated on father's day
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
^he's only saying what we're all thinking.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:26, Reply)
I'm asking THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
you don't get this kind of thing on Jeremy Vine
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:28, Reply)
perhaps you could read a book on gender identity. hth

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:31, Reply)
Sounds a bit poofy tbh, I'd rather make boisterous, Clarkson-esque generalisations

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:32, Reply)
I lost all respect for him after he got in a fracas
Why couldn't he get in a good honest british fight.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)
I like this.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
+ cock up my arse

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)
It's not very comfortable, can't we try something else

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:42, Reply)
I'd assume that it's the receiver.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 17:33, Reply)
Bit Farking nosey aint'cha?

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 15:12, Reply)
I'm not hungover because I woke up still pissed and went back to the pub.

(, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 15:40, Reply)

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