I know you are, but what am I?

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:12, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

No seriously, I have no defining qualities, can you help?

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)

You're the most octagonal one on here

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)

cool

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:15, Reply)

Lol, zany!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:17, Reply)

zany is an anagram of Zayn
this is all too much, I have to piss blood and cry at the same time.
( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:24, Reply)

you're part human, part antelope

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:14, Reply)

i like it

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:16, Reply)

so does dozer, the furry freak
bum against the wall, quick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:16, Reply)

I'll repeatedly soil myself as a warning signal

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:25, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:31, Reply)

you're a mantelope!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:28, Reply)

you're a scouser in a tracksuit with curly hair and a moustache still blooing about hillsborough despite the fact the rest of the world doesn't care or remember really
But damn it man, I love you

Cheers
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:46, Reply)

JUSTICE FOR THE 96!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:50, Reply)

96 yer, weatherall playing ministry of sound, life changing bumbles alright i winked at josh wink once and he slipped me the finger

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:51, Reply)

ain't no party like a white lightning party

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:57, Reply)

I recognise dozer and psychochomp but who's the fit lass in the middle?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:03, Reply)

your french wife

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:06, Reply)

phwoar

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:08, Reply)

wouldnt touch it with yours m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:12, Reply)

Having a foxy french wife is a terrible burden but one that I'm willing to suffer alone.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)

fox hair
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:37, Reply)

I do love a jumper and trackie combo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:06, Reply)

they are drinking Frosty Jack, which in the strong white cider 3ltr PET world makes White Lightning a decent Vintage champagne.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)

no socks over their trackies.
Part timers.
I used to love Pulse when I was a chav. The red one. Stronger.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:20, Reply)

'when'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:20, Reply)

Im too old to be a chav.
Just like you're too old to be a Sk8er boi.
So calm the fuck down, Avril Lavigne.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:25, Reply)

every single one of your cultural touchstones is ridiculous puerile lowbrow shit.
Every last one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:26, Reply)

So what?
You spend your days looking down on everyone else, with a misplaced sense of superiority. You're in a constant state of worry whether you're cool enough (you aren't), whereas Im happy to like trashy shit, that I don't take too seriously.
i have a very positive outlook on life (probably the AIDS), whereas you wallow in your discontent.
Sucks to be you, it really does.

#GirlBye
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:44, Reply)

i only look down on those inferior to me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:48, Reply)

and mrs krankie

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:10, Reply)

i love it when women dress up as schoolboys

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:13, Reply)

alright
Chav/Scally/Lads favorite list - XVIDEOS.COM
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:22, Reply)

I wore that one out years ago.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:24, Reply)

mind = boggled

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:26, Reply)

Im more into burly, hairy blokes now

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:41, Reply)

I have a client who tells me gleefully that he is an "otter"
I love this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:48, Reply)

botter more like!!!

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:01, Reply)

lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:05, Reply)

burly, as in Tom of Finland or a 30 odd year old bear gone to pot

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:51, Reply)