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your all twats
Really really self important twats.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:42, 163 replies, latest was 6 years ago)
*you're

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:48, Reply)
^about as self-aware as Em*ee

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)
I reckon i'm the most self aware person here.
In fact, it explains my awquardness, i'm so self aware of what a prat I can be that it makes me into a part.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:52, Reply)
Oh look, two birds, one stone, that post also covered the self-important thing too.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:52, Reply)
you total part

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:54, Reply)
I bought 3 boxes of greek ball doughnut thingies, they're like doughnuts only drenched in syrup and caramalised
I'm taking them into work tomo for everyone because i'm an awesome collegue
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:58, Reply)
how many times do you need to carry the water bottle up and down the stairs for those?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:01, Reply)
3 times today, but we only made the rule at 11 and I left at 4.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:03, Reply)
i do love a bit of greek food
one of my favourite restaurants in the whole of london ever was greek, but the bastard closed down and it's now an estate agent :(
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:01, Reply)
*weeps*
media.city-eating.com/menus/26689.pdf
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:02, Reply)
That looks really good, and really cheap, but I think the Turks beat the Greeks in general on the food game.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:05, Reply)
This is the place I went, pictures don't do it justice
https://www.facebook.com/raphaelsbakeryandpatisserie/photos_stream
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:06, Reply)
That looks lush, they should move it further west
That Greek place was the shit, he used to give me and my friend stuff that wasn't on the menu. Sigh.

Turkish is lovely too - this place is awesome, been?

kazan-restaurant.com
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:10, Reply)
Nah', TBH to me, I wouldn't 'travel' to a turkish place, there are so many brillient local ones (although my fave shut down too).
unless i'm going for the company, but I wouldn't chose it.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:15, Reply)
Anal?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:20, Reply)
not tonight thanks darling

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:38, Reply)
Spoilsport.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:39, Reply)
nah

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)
hahahaha yeah.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)
tina fey y/n

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:06, Reply)
y

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:08, Reply)
y

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:51, Reply)
yah'yah'yah', sodomite
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcVYhNz06e0
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:51, Reply)
fuck off dozers etc

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:56, Reply)
i know you are i said you are but what am i?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:59, Reply)
a fat ginger tory nob

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:08, Reply)
I know you are I said you are but what am I?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:09, Reply)
a fat psycho cunt

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2487116 TO INFINITY
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:15, Reply)
I like it when you two start flirting. You both come out of it looking good.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:23, Reply)
horrible bullying of dozer

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:26, Reply)
^ couldn't come out of plastic surgery and a free styling session at selfridges looking good ^

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:28, Reply)
says the man who looks like a maggot with a paedo goatee beard

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:27, Reply)
be fair
he needs that beard to cover up the fact that he has no chin.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:29, Reply)
he could borrow a couple of dozen from his wife's extensive collection

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:31, Reply)
Both upset^

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:46, Reply)
not upset in the slightest m8

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:48, Reply)
I am

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:49, Reply)
I think we can all sympathise with that

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:49, Reply)
your always ups3t

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:49, Reply)
my life is very distressing

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:50, Reply)
you are unemployed, live with your parents, have a mediocre degree, have an ex partner with an adultwork listing and you spend your days on the internet instead of pursuing life goals

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:53, Reply)
yeah but I've got an xbox

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:54, Reply)
actually i haven't, I've got a KFC box that I play a fun game with

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:55, Reply)
KFC? what a pleb
Burger King or GTFO.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:05, Reply)
dickhead

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:07, Reply)
#DBT

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:12, Reply)
That's a horrid euphemism.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:12, Reply)
greasy, cheap and square with a whispy white beard?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:18, Reply)
I know you are, but what am I?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:12, Reply)
No seriously, I have no defining qualities, can you help?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)
You're the most octagonal one on here

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)
cool

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:15, Reply)
Lol, zany!

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:17, Reply)
zany is an anagram of Zayn
this is all too much, I have to piss blood and cry at the same time.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:24, Reply)
you're part human, part antelope

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:14, Reply)
i like it

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:16, Reply)
so does dozer, the furry freak
bum against the wall, quick
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:16, Reply)
I'll repeatedly soil myself as a warning signal

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:25, Reply)
cor!

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:31, Reply)
you're a mantelope!

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:28, Reply)
you're a scouser in a tracksuit with curly hair and a moustache still blooing about hillsborough despite the fact the rest of the world doesn't care or remember really
But damn it man, I love you

Cheers
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:46, Reply)
JUSTICE FOR THE 96!

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:50, Reply)
96 yer, weatherall playing ministry of sound, life changing bumbles alright i winked at josh wink once and he slipped me the finger

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:51, Reply)
ain't no party like a white lightning party

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:57, Reply)
I recognise dozer and psychochomp but who's the fit lass in the middle?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:03, Reply)
your french wife

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:06, Reply)
phwoar

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:08, Reply)
wouldnt touch it with yours m8

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:12, Reply)
Having a foxy french wife is a terrible burden but one that I'm willing to suffer alone.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)

fox hair
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:37, Reply)
I do love a jumper and trackie combo

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:06, Reply)
they are drinking Frosty Jack, which in the strong white cider 3ltr PET world makes White Lightning a decent Vintage champagne.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)
no socks over their trackies.
Part timers.
I used to love Pulse when I was a chav. The red one. Stronger.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:20, Reply)
'when'?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:20, Reply)
Im too old to be a chav.
Just like you're too old to be a Sk8er boi.
So calm the fuck down, Avril Lavigne.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:25, Reply)
every single one of your cultural touchstones is ridiculous puerile lowbrow shit.
Every last one.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:26, Reply)
So what?
You spend your days looking down on everyone else, with a misplaced sense of superiority. You're in a constant state of worry whether you're cool enough (you aren't), whereas Im happy to like trashy shit, that I don't take too seriously.
i have a very positive outlook on life (probably the AIDS), whereas you wallow in your discontent.
Sucks to be you, it really does.

#GirlBye
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:44, Reply)
i only look down on those inferior to me

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:48, Reply)
and mrs krankie

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:10, Reply)
i love it when women dress up as schoolboys

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:13, Reply)
alright
Chav/Scally/Lads favorite list - XVIDEOS.COM
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:22, Reply)
I wore that one out years ago.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:24, Reply)
mind = boggled

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:26, Reply)
Im more into burly, hairy blokes now

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:41, Reply)
I have a client who tells me gleefully that he is an "otter"
I love this
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:48, Reply)
botter more like!!!

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:01, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:05, Reply)
burly, as in Tom of Finland or a 30 odd year old bear gone to pot

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:51, Reply)
takes one to know one
dictionary bashing sk8r snapback prat
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:14, Reply)
mine

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:19, Reply)
alright Hopkins, another devastating putdown from the Prezident of the Dozington fanclub

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:21, Reply)
*genuflects*

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:22, Reply)
testing something alright chill out
Comment from discussion TIL that when a cockroach touches a human it runs to safety to clean itself.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:27, Reply)
it don't work.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:27, Reply)
so you guys are still here, then?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:27, Reply)
nope, you've just lost it.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:29, Reply)
well
insanity will pass the time
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:30, Reply)
My all twats?
So is you are face.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 19:46, Reply)
I've got a bottle of Cabinet Serving iron.
It cost a fiver from spar. I also topped up my leccy.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:04, Reply)
stay classy, Aberdeen!

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:05, Reply)
'stay'?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:09, Reply)
also got four pint cans of Tennant's, you know... just in case.
Some of us know fuck all about wine because we went to a school that was free (and our mam drank it all).
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:10, Reply)
If I thought you was an equal I would answer you
But YOUN is a bumtuft
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 20:26, Reply)

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