Morning omr
I have a sausage sarnie and a LARGE coffee so everything is alright (yer) with the world
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:14, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

sweet
red or brown sauce?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:15, Reply)

Brown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:29, Reply)

CORRECT! Five points.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:30, Reply)

Yessssssss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:30, Reply)

The open newspaperre, hot coffee, pipe in your fist, and the sausage in your bread.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:34, Reply)

Does the BBC news website count?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:35, Reply)

No, because as of two days ago it's been reduced to A DESPERATE BUZZFEED IMITATION

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:42, Reply)

I've never seen people get quite so upset about having to press 'page down' a few times

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:42, Reply)

Everything is not where it used to be. I don't like change.
I might switch to the guardian so I can constantly feel guilty about the fact I've got a nob.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)

how will you get your hourly updates on JEREMIAH KLAXON if you don't read the beeb?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:54, Reply)

Don't care. This is the important story of the day:
www.surrey.police.uk/News/News-Stories/Full-news-story/Article/11069/Man-charged-following-public-order-offence-in-Dorking
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 9:58, Reply)

He must be some kind of prodigy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:00, Reply)

or perhaps a shaman

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)

One of the barmen in The Grill used to be the keyboardist Shamen, but he fucked it off before they were famous.
I know this because my mate asked him 'Weren't you the cunt that was the keyboardist in the shamen but fucked it off before they were famous?' and he answered by way of a resigned nod.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)

was that when they were still an indie band?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:29, Reply)

Think so, aye.
The Grill's an alright pub if you just want to swing by for a pint eh?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)

remind me where it is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)

He sounds very much maligned and misunderstood

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha ha

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Laavely

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)