What kind of bore dreams about a job?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:44, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

can't shovel shit all your life m8

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)

to be fair, the bloke here who does all the blockages oj the toilets has been doing it 20 years and seems to love his job.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:02, Reply)

Is he 20?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:04, Reply)

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( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:04, Reply)

So it's not all his life then. I WIN AGAIN!!! MEATSNAKE! MEATSNAKE!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:06, Reply)

all of his working life.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)

too late brah, already announced my victory soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:08, Reply)

I do not recognise your victory.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:10, Reply)

I recognise your losery

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:11, Reply)

I recognise that you have a colossal head.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:17, Reply)

I recognise you
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)

I thought this was closer
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)

Ha! Windy Pig has bigger muscles though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)

a clinically drepressed homosexual ppi claims call centre team leader with weight problems and male pattern baldness

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)

just a wild guess

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)

horribly accurate
Or perhaps someone who works in the compliance department of a big name in the Financial industry that provides solutions to HNW individuals, aka them legalised thieves.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:05, Reply)

dunno why professional advice equates to theft

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:08, Reply)

makes money charging for advice or on commissions? if the former then I retract.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)

commission for investment advice hasn't existed for a couple of years now
It's all fee based and the client agrees the fee beforehand.

Cheers
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:12, Reply)

cheers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:12, Reply)

lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:14, Reply)

thieves

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:16, Reply)

and liars

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)

finally someone prepared to say what we are all thinking

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:21, Reply)

Murderers! Hypocrites!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:28, Reply)

i enjoy the bits where i explain to single mothers going through a possession hearing why they left it too late to complain about their mortgage
Lol
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:11, Reply)

or explain to investment managers that they knew exactly what they were doing when they signed up to tax avoidance schemes
Lol
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:13, Reply)

I'm actually interested a bit in your dull job.
What would she be complaining about?
Both mortgage companies I've dealt with have always been pretty clear about giving us a respite on repayments of there is a financial struggle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:16, Reply)

in that particular case, affordability
Can't go into details, but even if the complaint had been made in time they wouldn't have had a leg to stand on. We 100% did nothing wrong.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)

I understand you can't go in to details, but if she signed the paperwork, and the lender had done the affordability checks,
Why would they think they could complain?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:20, Reply)

because we did the advice and arranging
Plus, when people are desperate they'll do everything they can to try and get money.

I received some letters which were less than complimentary.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)

it must be brilliant cashing in on the misery and suffering of other people

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:24, Reply)

it's very fulfilling

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:26, Reply)

seems a bit daft.
The only way they wouldn't be able to afford it is in the case of a change in their circumstances, or they lied to the adviser. knobs
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)

bet he's the creepy one who sits there
and offers the single mothers a break if they breastfeed in front of him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:29, Reply)

+ with their shoes off

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:18, Reply)

no, with a pair of Vivienne Westwood loveheart heels on
You fucking weirdo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:19, Reply)

because the public
as a trainee i got numerous people turning up with a writ for possession. WHY DID YOU SIT ON IT UNTIL NOW?!

one of them turned up at 2pm when the bailiffs were coming at 10am the following morning. i said i'd rush in an urgent application, but in the meantime, he should start packing, just in case. he said he would just set tupac on them.

i asked who tupac was.

his dog.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:23, Reply)

Move your fascination with me elsewhere.
It's almost as dull as your replies.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)