The last time I visited a 'chippy' (about 3 years ago)
there was a drunk man - who was probably from a manual profession based on the state of his clothes - trying to haggle over the price of a small chips, and then racially abusing the chinese staff when he was told he would have to pay the full price.

I won't be going back.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:20, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

the child rape schtick was slightly more endearing than this copycat swipe act

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)

My child rape stick has been confiscated
unfortunately
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)

I was in one once where a drunk man asked the teenage bird behind the counter if he could have a 'hairy pie'.
It was grim.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)

They usually are.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)

Nobody believes you're in a position of superiority, dear.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:38, Reply)

I do, Baggenfock is the best one here and anyone who disagrees is a looser

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:39, Reply)

I knew you'd come round eventually meaty.
Welcome to the 'cool' crowd.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)

BAGGENFOCK 4EVA! JASON NEVA!
JASON EATS CURRY EVERYDAY!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)

fickle prick

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)

Stop trying to curry favour

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)

I dun that joke yesterday

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)

dun that joke ate curry
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah but it's funnier when posted by someone who is popular and well-liked

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

It's 5 portions of FRUIT AND VEG, jase.
Your local takeaway have been lying to you.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)

I cook my own m8

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)

Does that mean the ones who do agree are tighters?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)

Screw you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)

You wish.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)

*sulks*

( Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)

You have transcended being TBOH and are now TOP MOD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)

:-(

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)

Oh come on be realistic, even overzealous new boy McChinadelete is better that you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)

I'm the ginger haired step-mod.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)

BETTER THAT YOU WHAT MATE?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)

UH OH!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)

It does give me an enormous sense of self-satisfaction.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)

Did that response give you a sense of self-satisfaction?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)

It does give me an enormous sense of self-satisfaction.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)

I'd make a good mod

( Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)

Very clever!
B3th! Who is ignoring me b3th? do mods know that?
( Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)

*Real* mods do

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)

Real mods might.
I don't have proper mod powers, as we all know.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

Hmmm

( Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)

If it helps at all, I've got you on ignore

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)

Thanks bbz

( Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)

You don't believe that I don't regularly go to chip shops?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:41, Reply)

His idea of a holiday is posting on here
This says it all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)

Why are you bullying Jasums?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)

She bullies everyone. She's the reason I cut myself

( Peej, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:06, Reply)

Not deeply enough

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)

Straight out of the dr shambolic book
"My really fulfilling leisure time and my love of spending time with my family"
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)

Sequel to
How to brag about a second rate academic career
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)

U R BOTH UPSET ON THE INTERNET

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)