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LUNCH!
What do you order from the chippy?

Favourite Queen song?

Sweet or savory?

Just Fuck Off, yeah.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:46, 203 replies, latest was 6 years ago)
haddock large chips mushy peas pickled egg mars bar bottle of tizer ten silk cut and a chicken and mushroom pie while I'm waiting thanks

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)
Salt and vinegar?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
shitloads ta

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
queen are fucking shit

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
savoury

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
a pickled egg and scraps

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
That just sounds like poverty.
What are scraps?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
the greasy crunchy bits sieved out of the oil

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:57, Reply)
yum!

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:59, Reply)
oat quizzene

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)
fish and chips with a battered sausage.
Or, a kebab. Depending on levels of booze I've consumed.

FLASH! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE!

Savoury.

No.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
Got to say, I am totally 100% behind the feminist social media campaign #freethenipple

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
and rupi kaur's mentrual leaks
(Live at the Dublin Castle ...)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:55, Reply)
I don't know what that is, but I'm going to look it up and probably masturbate to it
Cheers
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:57, Reply)
Ive got tomato and lentil soup today.
Too Much Love Will Kill You
Savoury
n.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)

battered sausage (no, not THAT Battered), fish cake and chips with curry sauce
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)

tomato and lentil soup curry
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)
^

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
1 x Battered Cod
1 x Chips
1 x Whitebait
1 x Mushy Peas
1 x Saveloy
3 x Tomato Sauce Sachet
4 x Export/Premium Quality Lager
1 x Can of Rio

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)
whitebait? queer

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
i no u r m8

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
Whitesnake

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
I fucking love whitesnake

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:56, Reply)
*sigh* here we go again......

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
white lightning

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:05, Reply)
few southern chippys get it right, but there is a good one in hammersmith and a cracking one in marylebone (run by greeks)
grilled haddock or cod, chips, tartare sauce.

not that wild on queen. maybe another one bites the dust?

either. just not together. unless it's salty chocolate or salty caramel.

MAKE ME, BITCH.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)
Southern Chippies don't even have mushy peas or gravy or king ribs. They can all GTF as far as I'm concerned.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
they think it's avocado dip

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:55, Reply)
They do have mushy peas

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:55, Reply)
no gravy thou

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:57, Reply)
That's fine by me

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)
thou art gravy

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)
grilled fish at a chippy
lol
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
great holiday you must be having

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
smashing thanks, porky

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:03, Reply)
Taken the uggos for plastic surgery presumably?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)
Prolly want to see a decent hairdresser too

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)
fat upset spinster obsessed with my kids

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)
I had a baked haloumi and spinch salad with other shit.
Jumbo sausage and small chips, maybe a coke if I'm feeling crazy.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
^ loves a jumbo sausage

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:55, Reply)
Yes I do.
This doesn't mean I'm gay.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:59, Reply)
Well I'm going to pretend it does.
^Sausage Jockey
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)
it definitely does

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
Just a scallop
Not a scallop, but a scallop.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:56, Reply)
oh... a tattie fritter

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:59, Reply)
That's not what your mother would call it
Why are you a traitor to your people, Gorms?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
Are you saying you go to the chippy...
...but don't have chips?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:59, Reply)
It's not even for me.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)
You, Sir, are a right mug.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Either
Chicken Pie supper and a king rib on the side
or a sausage supper and a king rib on the side

sometimes I have a white pudding instead of the king rib, you know... mix it up a bit.

Onion rings are optional.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 12:56, Reply)
macaroni pie

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
Shite.
Lasagne when I'm here.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)
battered haggis supper
I used to like that chipper in Edinburgh that had a resident DJ. You'd see all the wreckhead gurners in there after the clubs closed.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
I know the one you mean. It wasn't far from the Bongo Club.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)
aye

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)
What sort of animal generates the king rib?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:03, Reply)
I think it's mostly hog anus.
Can you imagine a McRib but battered and using some sort of chinese seasoning rather than bbq sauce?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
No, that sounds like a Gonz creation.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:06, Reply)
Smoked sausage supper.

Fat bottomed girls.

Both.

You first, you nobber.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Who'da thunk it.
A chip shop thread and BOOM! You appear.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:05, Reply)
I know, right?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:08, Reply)
I am i am having a chippy tea, large haddock, fish scone, buttered bap and a can of DB dandelion and burdock.
And I will have some of the fish on the bap with sauerkraut.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
This is the most disgustingly northern thing I have read today

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)
TAP WATER SANDWICHES.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)
It could be made more Northern
with the addition of mushy peas and scraps.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
ffs that went without even stating. if course mushy peas, scraps and gravy

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:30, Reply)
Dandelion and burdock is lovely
A most under rated drink

See also vimto
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
Dandelion and burdock is for women and gays
Everything seems to be in order here, carry on.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)
I quite like it.
Point proven.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)
piss off dozer

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
shit in your own gob meaters

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
Don't imagine he hasn't tried.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
haven't we all?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
AND SUCCEEDED!
Why does everyone always leave out this important fact?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
it's far from the worst thing he's ever put in his mouth

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I like Dr Pepper do I have to be a woman or gay now or do I get off on a technicality?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
Dr Pepper is fine, you may continue being normal.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
I don't really like Dr Pepper! HA! IN YOUR FACE! #PWNEDTOTHEMAX

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
awww man :(

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Dude, he showed you!
Made you look a right prick.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
I already look a right prick! IN HIS FACE!! UP YOURS WILLIAM 'BILL' CLAY

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I bet you drink TAB.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
I drink lager m8

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
^LAD

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)
+ YBOY

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
I used to like it when I was a kid.
Vimto.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
Well, that didn't work.
What I tried to say is that Tizer is better than Vimto.

/code spaz
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
I can tell it's Tizer when my eyes are shut.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
dandelion and burdock may only be consumed with battered fish, then it is straight and manly.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:32, Reply)
What's the consensus on root beer?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:33, Reply)
it's for peedoughfyles

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:34, Reply)
Good, Cos I HATE IT.
You fucked up big time there, pal.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
I didn't because I don't think you are a paedophile, I think you are just misunderstood.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)
It smells like Germolene.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:34, Reply)
like YM

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
I'm drinking some now, its lovely

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:06, Reply)
Bookcases, door frames, etc
Princes of the Universe or anything from the Highlander soundtrack actually. I like their New York New York cover in the film but it ent on the soundtrack cd.

Savory
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
HELP! I'M BEING BULLIED BY EM**E! I'M SOOOO UPSET

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
there's nothing we can do, I'm afraid
he's far too big and clever and popular for anybody on here to handle
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
^Otis's diss track

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
I'm just waiting for him to post that pic of montys kids so I can use my super secret mod powers on him

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Are you counting Battered as one of Monty's kids?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
Kids b3ta KIDS! Not FLIDS

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:28, Reply)
As far as I know, Monty only has A kid, not MULTIPLE kids.
Therefore, you're either counting battered or frog.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:33, Reply)
Radioheadzzzzzzzzz

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)
The last time I visited a 'chippy' (about 3 years ago)
there was a drunk man - who was probably from a manual profession based on the state of his clothes - trying to haggle over the price of a small chips, and then racially abusing the chinese staff when he was told he would have to pay the full price.

I won't be going back.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
the child rape schtick was slightly more endearing than this copycat swipe act

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
My child rape stick has been confiscated
unfortunately
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I was in one once where a drunk man asked the teenage bird behind the counter if he could have a 'hairy pie'.
It was grim.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
They usually are.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)
Nobody believes you're in a position of superiority, dear.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:38, Reply)
I do, Baggenfock is the best one here and anyone who disagrees is a looser

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:39, Reply)
I knew you'd come round eventually meaty.
Welcome to the 'cool' crowd.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)
BAGGENFOCK 4EVA! JASON NEVA!
JASON EATS CURRY EVERYDAY!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
fickle prick

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Stop trying to curry favour

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
I dun that joke yesterday

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)

dun that joke ate curry
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Yeah but it's funnier when posted by someone who is popular and well-liked

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
It's 5 portions of FRUIT AND VEG, jase.
Your local takeaway have been lying to you.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)
I cook my own m8

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)
Does that mean the ones who do agree are tighters?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
Screw you

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
You wish.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)
*sulks*

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)
You have transcended being TBOH and are now TOP MOD

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
:-(

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
Oh come on be realistic, even overzealous new boy McChinadelete is better that you.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
I'm the ginger haired step-mod.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
BETTER THAT YOU WHAT MATE?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
UH OH!!!!

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
It does give me an enormous sense of self-satisfaction.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
Did that response give you a sense of self-satisfaction?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
It does give me an enormous sense of self-satisfaction.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)
PHILLIEJOE 4 TOP MOD!

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
PHILLIEJOE 4EVA! B3TH NEVA! WELL OKAY MAYBE NEVER IS A BIT STRONG, B3TH SOMETIMES? DOESN'T SCAN VERY WELL, OH GOD, LEAVE IT WITH ME I'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)
I'd make a good mod

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Very clever!
B3th! Who is ignoring me b3th? do mods know that?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
*Real* mods do

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)
Real mods might.
I don't have proper mod powers, as we all know.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Hmmm

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)
If it helps at all, I've got you on ignore

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)
Thanks bbz

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)
You don't believe that I don't regularly go to chip shops?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:41, Reply)
His idea of a holiday is posting on here
This says it all
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)
Why are you bullying Jasums?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)
She bullies everyone. She's the reason I cut myself

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:06, Reply)
Not deeply enough

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Straight out of the dr shambolic book
"My really fulfilling leisure time and my love of spending time with my family"
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
Sequel to
How to brag about a second rate academic career
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)
U R BOTH UPSET ON THE INTERNET

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)

Large battered plaice/coley/haddock
Large chips
Onion rings
Mushy peas
Salt and vinegar

Al: so many good ones, it's hard to choose.

Altalt: savoury, with a 'u' liek in propa spelling innit.

Altaltalt: come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)
alright 'robbie'

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
Fish, chips and curry sauce
Probably " Hammer To Fall", or "Love Of My Life", "'39", and some more

Savoury

NO YOUN FUCK OFF
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)
'Ow bist, me babber?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)
*feels at home*

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
Bonjour Le Krone.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
I don't like fish and chips, soz.
Too greasy.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
I always order the largest saveloy they have and choke it down
I sometimes dip the end in mayo to get started though
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:46, Reply)
I've heard you like to choke on a saveloy

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but wasn't that 'the joke'?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
I've heard you like to correct people if they're wrong

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
It does give me an enormous sense of self-satisfaction.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)
PARKLIFE

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
I was just joining in.
Sorry.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
I don't mean to discourage you.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)
as long as nobody is hurt that's the main thing

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)
I recently discovered Yorkshire fishcakes
Basically a chunk of haddock between slices of potato, battered and fried. WIN
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
Ooh, nice
I know what I'll be getting when I'm in York*

*a cardigram
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)
bored to death by a lonely internet wanker

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Only if the necessary safeguards aren't met

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:57, Reply)
Why would Dozer send a message on a woolly jumper?

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:57, Reply)
Haha! Message on a woolly jumper, eh?
*heads to kickstarter*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)
You could get the market sewn up!

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)
Get knitted!

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)
You've dropped one.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
Quit needling him

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
That's an absolute purler!

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Hang on, I'm beginning to see a pattern here......

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)
that is a fish scone

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:15, Reply)
Wish someone would start a new thread.

(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)

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