Ok, I assume you attend V at the Chelmsford site, I usually work at the stafford site....
So, are all the punters there grim as a fuck too?
( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:02, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I went to V there in 2001
It was rather entertaining as there was about 15 of us
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:09, Reply)

V is easily the grimmest shitfest ever.
Dull mor music, pissed teen pricks, early curfews, shit food

I hope it's more entertaining as a worker than as a punter
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:27, Reply)

It's a pain in the arse to be absolutely fair.
It was the first time I've ever seen a girl hike their skirt up and take a shit in the middle of a tent. It wasn't the last time I saw it either that weekend.
( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:35, Reply)

in a way it's doing a service to all the proper festivals
by keeping the dull bands and filthy plebs locked up

so thanks for that
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:38, Reply)

The place is amazingly grim.
When a colostomy bag is being thrown from person to person in the crowd, you just want Hitler to come back and refocus his efforts.
( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:43, Reply)

we just go for the day
drinking booze in the sun with your mates is always going to be a good day out, even if most of the bands are really blah. i was excited about the stone roses, but the years have not been kind. i did enjoy laughing at how shit ian brown was though. poor sod can't sing a note these days.

the beyonce put on a good show, but fucking hell love, just stand still and sing, stop making us wait in the rain whilst you change costumes for the 30th time in a 30 min set.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:43, Reply)

Anyone who performs costume changes during a festival set needs a kick in the cunt.

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:46, Reply)

these days?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:47, Reply)

that's take that
silly sporters
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:52, Reply)

Bon Jovi

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)

Jon Bovi FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

His show in Manchester a few years back was one of my more pleasant days at work.

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:08, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)

hahahaha, fucking incredible!

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:49, Reply)

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)

ian brown has always sounded like that
I think I've heard him sing in tune once in about a dozen gigs and I'm pretty sure that was a fluke
(dozer's mommy likes big dick, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:54, Reply)

also ... there are a million places to drink beer with your mates
why would you choose one full of shit-lobbing chavs and crap music?
(dozer's mommy likes big dick, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:56, Reply)

just exactly how many accounts are you currently logged in with?

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:58, Reply)

some bits of it were good
we avoided the bits that were shit. something different to do innit.

we don't all sit on train platforms drinking whiskey out of a brown paper bag.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:04, Reply)

cool
you stick with the grimmer than all fuck shitfests and leave the decent festivals for the people who actually like festivals
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

yep
quite happy to leave slobbing around in a tent and shitting in a bucket to ghastly old hippies and go somewhere decent if it's for the full weekend.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:10, Reply)

If that's the way you think it works, you need to get out more.

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:28, Reply)

Or stay in more.

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:29, Reply)

i'd rather travel and see other cultures
than a load of embarrassing old pricks in tie-dyed t-shirts and bumbags munching funny brownies and pretending they're still 18
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)

the only festival that sounds like is V

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)

Avoiding bits that are shit at V-Festival is a bit like avoiding bits of the sea that are wet.

( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:11, Reply)

There's nothing nicer than drinking beer in the sunshine with some friends
particularly if you're watching Beyoncé in the rain surrounded by chavs
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:14, Reply)

true, it's not the same as cramming 4 stinking people who haven't showered for 3 days into a tent and thinking drugs are cool when you're nearly 60, maaaaan

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:15, Reply)

k

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)

i've been to better things
but they were a decent enough couple of days out.

the food was properly shit though. how can you fuck up a microwave pizza that badly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:14, Reply)

you're talking to festival veterans, pet
you're really on to a loser trying to persuade anybody that V is anything other than an appalling bland chavfest
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 11:17, Reply)

god, what an awful thing to be
try going on a real holiday/weekend away, not rolling around in a field convincing yourself that it's fun.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:02, Reply)

k

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:06, Reply)

ps: wales doesn't count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)

cool

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:14, Reply)

well
only if you think calling a trip to wales a "holiday" and then posting on here throughout is "cool"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)

k

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:27, Reply)

i think everyone felt quite sorry for you
we could have a whipround and try to get you a flight to somewhere decent.

prolly be one way though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)

that's sweet, pet
but you're a only a lowly lawyer and you still get your holidays paid for by daddy
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)

bless, you have no idea

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

oh do enlighten me
what does a property squabbler earn in London? 70k? 80k?

you're hardly Rockefeller, pet
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)

like i say
you have no idea.

stick to telling yourself that a semi with a seriously ugly garden is a good result in life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)

under 70k then
should have done a real degree, eh?
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)

what, at the "university" of birmingham? lol
you're way out, pet. and you have no idea about other interests/background. now off you go, back to telling yourself that your little patch of scrubby grass is a "garden". at least you might convince yourself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)

you really are easy

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

not as easy as your wife

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

i've been to chelmsford a few times
and to the isle of man one in the VIP bit, totally worth any loss in atmosphere for the fancy proper toilets. and free bar.

chelmsford punters are grim, but stafford is near stoke, and few places are grimmer than that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 10:29, Reply)