SPORTS-LUNCH
What should Sporty have for lunch?

Alt: Promotion - sporting or otherwise. When were you last promoted/overlooked for promotion?

alt alt: Some sort of sub-thread about music/sport/headphones that only you really understand but have decided to continue talking about anyway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:57, 117 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

cock

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)

he likes houmous
i say a lovely piece of bread slathered with jalapeno houmous and roasted vegetables. and salt and vinegar kettle chips.

alt: never. got something exciting brewing at the moment, eek.

altalt: PINK BEATS!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)

Is it a fart?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:00, Reply)

girls don't fart
you know this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:01, Reply)

I did wonder why the Doris was paying invoices to 'the invisible ventriloquist company'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:02, Reply)

Sporters should have chops'n'chips
Alt: Never happened, I have 5 stars on my name badge and I'm pretty sure you can't get promoted any higher than 'shift manager 9am-5pm'
Altalt: Nice to see James Tredwell getting a game some years after making his test debut. Ali was alright but I think the team needs a specialist spin bowler and who is better than someone who played for Folkestone? Cheers.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:03, Reply)

Jimmy Anderson only needs 3 more test wickets - so that'll be cause for celebration when he gets them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:13, Reply)

Sporty who? Spice? Probably a tuna sandwich.
alt. I think it's common knowledge on her that I was headhunted and then worked my way through the ranks to the next rung.
(sounds like cranley but it aint)

altalt. Michelle Visage was perfect on Lorraine this morning. Drag race is coming to UK tv screens and Im excited that there could be a UK version.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:05, Reply)

Is drag racing a sporting event for you gayers to enjoy when a bloke dressed as a woman
goes for a jog?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:06, Reply)

in a way, yes.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)

getting a phone call from a recruiter who saw your laughable CV on fish4jobs isn't being headhunted, darling

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)

Word got around

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)

^^^
Im renowned
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)

...on the forums on potatoheadbenders.com

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)

that's not a real dating site
:(

gutted
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)

Ohhh... THAT Sporty
Saveloy and pease pudding stottie, followed by a Greggs pasty and Lucozade.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:06, Reply)

He'll probably have that whilst he's in the queue waiting for
his pigeon and whippet sandwich on Hovis.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)

Best suggestion yet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)

typical ungrateful geordie
you set up a thread for him and he fecks off
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)

Probably limited WiFi coverage down't pit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:08, Reply)

poor canary

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)

OI!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)

you're a mancunian now sweetie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)

I still know my roots!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)

grey?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)

might be time for some more Just For Men

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:11, Reply)

Isn't that the problem with him and his kind?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:17, Reply)

I reckon he has a sneaky go on that dim girl on the tills at Tesco when his gay clique friends aren't looking

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)

fray bentos pie - cold straight out of the tin

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:08, Reply)

I've never had a Fray Bentos pie.
In general pie-terms, how do they rank?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)

bottom of the pile.
Any pie you can boil in a tin is clearly wrong
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)

You don't boil it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:11, Reply)

I bet he does.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:13, Reply)

you can though. it's an option

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)

no idea
but they come in a tin which is either genius or utterly retarded
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)

Imagine dog food with a pastry cover.
Their least bad one is chicken tikka as the generic 'curry' flavour masks the other shite.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:11, Reply)

so, steak and kidney then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)

They are delightfully shit
An ex-girlfriend once cooked me one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

( .Yeti., Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)

That tin looks massive.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:14, Reply)

It's got to hold a whole chicken.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)

Well, yeah.
It's chicken-sized.
( .Yeti., Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)

"home style goodness"
*retches*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)

They probably have a snack-sized budgie version.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:17, Reply)

poor little cannibals

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)

You'd get that in a sardine tin.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)

Delish

( .Yeti., Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)

brb having a wank

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)

I think that's one chicken that has already been choked

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)

mine looks more like it's wandered into the road and been hit by a truck
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)

You can clearly see the egg came first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)

Talented girl

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)

I like how you know exactly the sound that's making without having to watch the video.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:20, Reply)

Something like this
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:21, Reply)

^ Top Internetting

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:22, Reply)

I'm very upset.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)

there there

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)

upset ugly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)

upset pierced
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)

upset obsessed with rodents
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)

you're a bit fixated with me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:32, Reply)

you can't deny any of it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:33, Reply)

you can't deny your fixation.
How does meaty feel about it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

he worries that you've burst mrs dozer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

nice attempted deflection

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)

ec a
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

blessed relief

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

She clearly has good taste

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

she's clearly having a fascinating day in the office

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:34, Reply)

lol

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)

notice how you're the only one who bothers posting when you're NOT in the office?
everyone else seems to be able to find much better things to do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

terrible bullying of your boyfriend

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

you should try volunteering for some charity stuff
it would give you something to do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)

I do
That's why I'm way down the evening posting stats behind you and your boyfriend and chums.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)

so you manage to spend even less time with the family than it seems
great job dude. great.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)

upset fat spinster obsessed with my kids
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)

and with me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)

imagine if you had kids
she would literally blub her ample blubber off
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)

sexy bongle cumshot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:03, Reply)

they're going to have some cracking daddy issues at this rate

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)

GOOD

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Stupid work got in the way
I had a jacket potato with tuna

Alt:
I was promoted to our team leader here but I fucking hated it so resigned back to "pleb"

AltAlt:
I'm currently having cooker woes. Need to get a 110cm range dual fuel sorted soon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)

Team Leader is a great job title, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

I'm now "Senior ICT Consultant"
apparently
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

Because you're the oldest?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)

Actually, I'm not
he said, looking around to check
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

Lol old

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)

shut up tangles

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)

You can't bully me off here like you did BeatsWork

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)

fucken could if i wanted to

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

remind him that he stinks of lentil farts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)

Yeah you'd love a dutch oven from me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)

those chicken pics were more appealing than this image

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)

Stop flirting with me, it's embarrassing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)

alright you can let your desk settle back to the floor now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)

I now get a "stick allowance" so nyer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)

My computer's fucked.
Can you help?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

stop looking at pthc
hth
lol
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

How can I be looking at pthc on it if it's fucked?
Dumbass
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)

GJ is so thick that he googled 'pthc' from his work computer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

Yeah, not all of us are perverted deviants. You skateboarding rodent botherer.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)

Not all of us, no.
But you most definitely are.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)

That's where all the viruses are coming from, you dense prick.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)

It doesn't have a virus. It's 'fucked'. hth

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)

ok DBT, Give Baggyfuck his login back pls.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)

Of course not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

Those extra 10cm make the meter reading more difficult.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)

tggi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)

#ledgebants

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:49, Reply)

soz, i meant 'really boring'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)

Come and talk about fruit in my new thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)