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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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SPORTS-LUNCH
What should Sporty have for lunch?

Alt: Promotion - sporting or otherwise. When were you last promoted/overlooked for promotion?

alt alt: Some sort of sub-thread about music/sport/headphones that only you really understand but have decided to continue talking about anyway.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:57, 117 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
cock

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)
he likes houmous
i say a lovely piece of bread slathered with jalapeno houmous and roasted vegetables. and salt and vinegar kettle chips.

alt: never. got something exciting brewing at the moment, eek.

altalt: PINK BEATS!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)
Is it a fart?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:00, Reply)
girls don't fart
you know this
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:01, Reply)
I did wonder why the Doris was paying invoices to 'the invisible ventriloquist company'

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:02, Reply)
Sporters should have chops'n'chips
Alt: Never happened, I have 5 stars on my name badge and I'm pretty sure you can't get promoted any higher than 'shift manager 9am-5pm'
Altalt: Nice to see James Tredwell getting a game some years after making his test debut. Ali was alright but I think the team needs a specialist spin bowler and who is better than someone who played for Folkestone? Cheers.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:03, Reply)
Jimmy Anderson only needs 3 more test wickets - so that'll be cause for celebration when he gets them.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:13, Reply)
Sporty who? Spice? Probably a tuna sandwich.
alt. I think it's common knowledge on her that I was headhunted and then worked my way through the ranks to the next rung.
(sounds like cranley but it aint)

altalt. Michelle Visage was perfect on Lorraine this morning. Drag race is coming to UK tv screens and Im excited that there could be a UK version.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:05, Reply)
Is drag racing a sporting event for you gayers to enjoy when a bloke dressed as a woman
goes for a jog?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:06, Reply)
in a way, yes.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)
getting a phone call from a recruiter who saw your laughable CV on fish4jobs isn't being headhunted, darling

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)
Word got around

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)
^^^
Im renowned
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)
...on the forums on potatoheadbenders.com

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)
that's not a real dating site
:(

gutted
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Ohhh... THAT Sporty
Saveloy and pease pudding stottie, followed by a Greggs pasty and Lucozade.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:06, Reply)
He'll probably have that whilst he's in the queue waiting for
his pigeon and whippet sandwich on Hovis.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)
Best suggestion yet

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)
typical ungrateful geordie
you set up a thread for him and he fecks off
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)
Probably limited WiFi coverage down't pit.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:08, Reply)
poor canary

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)
OI!

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)
you're a mancunian now sweetie

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)
I still know my roots!

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)
grey?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)
might be time for some more Just For Men

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:11, Reply)
Isn't that the problem with him and his kind?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:17, Reply)
I reckon he has a sneaky go on that dim girl on the tills at Tesco when his gay clique friends aren't looking

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)
fray bentos pie - cold straight out of the tin

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:08, Reply)
I've never had a Fray Bentos pie.
In general pie-terms, how do they rank?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:09, Reply)
bottom of the pile.
Any pie you can boil in a tin is clearly wrong
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)
You don't boil it.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:11, Reply)
I bet he does.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:13, Reply)
you can though. it's an option

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)
no idea
but they come in a tin which is either genius or utterly retarded
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)
Imagine dog food with a pastry cover.
Their least bad one is chicken tikka as the generic 'curry' flavour masks the other shite.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:11, Reply)
so, steak and kidney then?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)
They are delightfully shit
An ex-girlfriend once cooked me one
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)


(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)
That tin looks massive.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:14, Reply)
It's got to hold a whole chicken.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)
Well, yeah.
It's chicken-sized.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)
"home style goodness"
*retches*
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:16, Reply)
They probably have a snack-sized budgie version.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:17, Reply)
poor little cannibals

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)
You'd get that in a sardine tin.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)
Delish

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)
brb having a wank

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)
I think that's one chicken that has already been choked

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)
mine looks more like it's wandered into the road and been hit by a truck
:(
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)
You can clearly see the egg came first

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)


(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)


(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:19, Reply)
Talented girl

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)
I like how you know exactly the sound that's making without having to watch the video.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:20, Reply)

Something like this
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:21, Reply)
^ Top Internetting

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:22, Reply)
I'm very upset.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)
there there

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)

upset ugly
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)

upset pierced
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)

upset obsessed with rodents
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:30, Reply)
you're a bit fixated with me

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:32, Reply)
you can't deny any of it

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:33, Reply)
you can't deny your fixation.
How does meaty feel about it?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
he worries that you've burst mrs dozer

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
nice attempted deflection

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)

ec a
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)
blessed relief

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
She clearly has good taste

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)
she's clearly having a fascinating day in the office

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:34, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)
notice how you're the only one who bothers posting when you're NOT in the office?
everyone else seems to be able to find much better things to do.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
terrible bullying of your boyfriend

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
you should try volunteering for some charity stuff
it would give you something to do
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)
I do
That's why I'm way down the evening posting stats behind you and your boyfriend and chums.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
so you manage to spend even less time with the family than it seems
great job dude. great.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
upset fat spinster obsessed with my kids
/ac
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)
and with me.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
imagine if you had kids
she would literally blub her ample blubber off
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)
sexy bongle cumshot

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:03, Reply)
they're going to have some cracking daddy issues at this rate

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)
GOOD

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Stupid work got in the way
I had a jacket potato with tuna

Alt:
I was promoted to our team leader here but I fucking hated it so resigned back to "pleb"

AltAlt:
I'm currently having cooker woes. Need to get a 110cm range dual fuel sorted soon
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Team Leader is a great job title, isn't it?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)
I'm now "Senior ICT Consultant"
apparently
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)
Because you're the oldest?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)
Actually, I'm not
he said, looking around to check
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)
Lol old

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)
shut up tangles

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)
You can't bully me off here like you did BeatsWork

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)
fucken could if i wanted to

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)
remind him that he stinks of lentil farts

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)
Yeah you'd love a dutch oven from me

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
those chicken pics were more appealing than this image

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)
Stop flirting with me, it's embarrassing

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
alright you can let your desk settle back to the floor now

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)
I now get a "stick allowance" so nyer

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)
My computer's fucked.
Can you help?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
stop looking at pthc
hth
lol
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
How can I be looking at pthc on it if it's fucked?
Dumbass
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)
GJ is so thick that he googled 'pthc' from his work computer.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)
Yeah, not all of us are perverted deviants. You skateboarding rodent botherer.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)
Not all of us, no.
But you most definitely are.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)
That's where all the viruses are coming from, you dense prick.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)
It doesn't have a virus. It's 'fucked'. hth

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)
ok DBT, Give Baggyfuck his login back pls.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)
Of course not

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)
Those extra 10cm make the meter reading more difficult.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
tggi

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)
#ledgebants

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:49, Reply)
soz, i meant 'really boring'

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)
Come and talk about fruit in my new thread

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)

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