just had to compromise my principles and go scottish at the food fair
as it was the only one that didn't have a massive queue, shockingly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:36, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So you ARE obsessed with Dozer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:37, Reply)

she's only human m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:37, Reply)

well it was that or a 20 min queue for something else

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)

what did you buy?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:37, Reply)

they were doing all sorts of haggis and neeps and toasties
i went for a cheddar, caramelised onion and rocket toastie, WITHOUT the vegetarian haggis. but with a bit of mustard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)

How is that Scotch?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)

they fried it on a skillet thing
also it should have had veggie haggis in it. i just didn't fancy it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:41, Reply)

veggie haggis is really tasty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)

The only veggie-friendly scottish food I can think of is macaroni pie.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)

i didn't know that was scotch
they always announce it as a caribbean delicacy over there. macaroni pie and rice'n'beans on a catamaran is one of the finest ways to spend a lunchtime, EVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)

I'm partial to a portion of Glasgow salad

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)

i'd prefer it made in yorkshire though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:43, Reply)

tablet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:44, Reply)

irn bru

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)

ever had irn bru sorbet?
It's delicious.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)

no
but actually that does sound so wrong it might just be right
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:48, Reply)

it's very right
Like your feelings for me, babygirl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:49, Reply)

oh great
now i have regurgitated fried scottish cheese all over my keyboard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)

get that old cunt, sorry senior ict consultant to change it for you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)

Fuck that shit
I dunt do THAT kind of IT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:52, Reply)

You lot all say that as you scrabble about under desks changing printers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:54, Reply)

That is a very inconvenient location for a printer

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:56, Reply)

he was doing the cables

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:57, Reply)

fascinating stuff

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:00, Reply)

There isn't even any cables under there
I was just looking up your skirt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:00, Reply)

There's a small thin cable up there

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:02, Reply)

wrong socket, try another

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:43, Reply)

so does dozers hamster

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:53, Reply)

eh?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:57, Reply)

regurgitates Scottish (knob) cheese

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:00, Reply)

all over swipe's keyboard
or the hamster's keyboard?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:02, Reply)

your not even a half decent troll

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)

you're

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:26, Reply)