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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My apple isn't very nice#fruitwoes
What else isn't very nice? You can't say rachelswipe's undercarriage.
Alt: Do we think Hartley Hare finally took his own life then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:58,
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I deplore internet bullying in all its guises.I am pretty sure HH was abducted, stripped, tied to a chair, stabbed repeatedly, blinded, had his tongue cut out and was then left to die of blood loss.
Just guessing.
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I don't believe such a thing could be possible(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:03,
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*phonetic representation of wah-wah guitar*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06,
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I'll have you know it's very nice actually.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:05,
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In the biblical sense, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:07,
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How many press-ups can you do?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13,
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My potato was lovely, thanks for askingHaving to eat takeaways and microwave stuff isn't as pleasant as I thought it would be. My "kitchen" is currently in the hallway
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I miss hh on here during the day. Stupid work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:04,
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You shoud've built an oven in your garden beforehand.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06,
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I've not had a chance to buy the firebricks yet(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:07,
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Potatoes aren't fruit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:09,
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Bless his thick, lumpy, empty head(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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HitlerAlt: he probably just got bored and stopped posting, in which case it means all the good ones have left and now the shit ones have started abandoning the forum too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06,
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I heard it was because he had to start campaigning for the general election. (, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)
Was he the last of the good ones then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:10,
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The first of the shit ones, sorry for the confusion.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:11,
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Yes I see that now I have read it properly(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:14,
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so if the good ones are gone and the shit ones are gone, which are we?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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where did i say that the shit ones were all gone?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13,
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which bit/s exactly would constitute an undercarriage anyway?alt: god knows. but he'd be the first to admit he's no nakers. i miss nakers.
also the gang of rude tourist french kids who were barging down the street this morning. all pasty skinned and about 90% of them smoking.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:09,
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He misses us too, he's just too proud to admit it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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it has got noticeably shitter on here though(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13,
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I think he was a little ashamed of the difference his contribution made.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:14,
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we've lost lots of good posters and gained some shit onesnot muns though. he makes me lol.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:16,
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i might start preparing my flounce final post(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:17,
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Excellent forward flounce planning(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:22,
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it's nice how much i upset you by hardly ever bothering to reply to you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:20,
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At least chompy came back(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:19,
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just had to compromise my principles and go scottish at the food fairas it was the only one that didn't have a massive queue, shockingly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:36,
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So you ARE obsessed with Dozer(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:37,
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well it was that or a 20 min queue for something else(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42,
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they were doing all sorts of haggis and neeps and toastiesi went for a cheddar, caramelised onion and rocket toastie, WITHOUT the vegetarian haggis. but with a bit of mustard.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:38,
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they fried it on a skillet thingalso it should have had veggie haggis in it. i just didn't fancy it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:41,
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The only veggie-friendly scottish food I can think of is macaroni pie.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:38,
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i didn't know that was scotchthey always announce it as a caribbean delicacy over there. macaroni pie and rice'n'beans on a catamaran is one of the finest ways to spend a lunchtime, EVER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:40,
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nobut actually that does sound so wrong it might just be right
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:48,
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oh greatnow i have regurgitated fried scottish cheese all over my keyboard
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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get that old cunt, sorry senior ict consultant to change it for you. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:51,
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Fuck that shitI dunt do THAT kind of IT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:52,
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You lot all say that as you scrabble about under desks changing printers(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:54,
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There isn't even any cables under thereI was just looking up your skirt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:00,
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Hey Ghettoblaster poster, Dozer and Drimble are a bit upset that you have them on ignore, please could you take them off as it is spoiling the equilibrium of this vibrant and friendly online community?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:44,
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Haaahhaaahhhhhhhaahhahhahayeah(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:45,
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What isn't, though, if you think about it?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:47,
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and for old man blitherwho thinks he uses it as a "punishment" for "training puppies" lololol
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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he only takes the cool people off ignore m8(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:49,
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I like a nice juicy pear(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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Frogsnake ignoring me on facebook isn't nice, I might not marry him now.(
Peej, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:01,
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Did you find me through a mutual friend?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:03,
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I found you through creepy stalking(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:06,
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i liked it when you had a picture of shaggy (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:12,
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Look if you don't love me anymore just say so but don't leave a guy hanging!(
Peej, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:22,
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I love you, I'm just not *in* love with you(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:23,
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Heart breaker! I would totes unfriend you on Facebook if you had ever accepted the request!(
Peej, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:32,
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