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My apple isn't very nice
#fruitwoes
What else isn't very nice? You can't say rachelswipe's undercarriage.

Alt: Do we think Hartley Hare finally took his own life then?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:58, 151 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
Hitler

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)
I deplore internet bullying in all its guises.
I am pretty sure HH was abducted, stripped, tied to a chair, stabbed repeatedly, blinded, had his tongue cut out and was then left to die of blood loss.

Just guessing.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)
A man putting his winkle in another man's bottom.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)
I don't believe such a thing could be possible

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:03, Reply)
NO SEAFOOD CHAT

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
there's only one way to find out
*splays*
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
*phonetic representation of wah-wah guitar*

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
Me neither. But I've seen them do it. On many occasions.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
classic Baggeroni Cheese!

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)
I'll have you know it's very nice actually.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
NDITB

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
You'll 'have me know' eh?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
In the biblical sense, yes

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)
that depends. How fit are you?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)
I can run 10k in 49 mins

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
How many press-ups can you do?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
I do 50 a day

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
I can walk up 2 flights of stairs without passing out

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
Fucken show off

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:16, Reply)
I do seven sit ups a week

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:47, Reply)

k
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:16, Reply)
I'm more of a cockle man myself

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
Alive alive-oh?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)
12 in
13 out
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
My potato was lovely, thanks for asking
Having to eat takeaways and microwave stuff isn't as pleasant as I thought it would be. My "kitchen" is currently in the hallway

Alt:
I miss hh on here during the day. Stupid work
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)
your lunch looked like jaysumz

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
Tasted like him too

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)
You shoud've built an oven in your garden beforehand.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
I've not had a chance to buy the firebricks yet

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)
Potatoes aren't fruit.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)
Our Jaysum is

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
iyaaaaaa

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
officelol

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
Bless his thick, lumpy, empty head

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
genocide

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
terrible bullying of Kevin Rowland

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)
Hitler
Alt: he probably just got bored and stopped posting, in which case it means all the good ones have left and now the shit ones have started abandoning the forum too.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
I heard it was because he had to start campaigning for the general election.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)
i heard you should fuck off

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)
^immediate 2.0 keywords

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
Was he the last of the good ones then?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
The first of the shit ones, sorry for the confusion.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)
Yes I see that now I have read it properly

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
so if the good ones are gone and the shit ones are gone, which are we?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
pricks and wankers

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
The ugly ones

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
speak for yourself

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)
where did i say that the shit ones were all gone?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
I'm shit and I'm still here.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
no one would notice if you weren't

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
which bit/s exactly would constitute an undercarriage anyway?
alt: god knows. but he'd be the first to admit he's no nakers. i miss nakers.

also the gang of rude tourist french kids who were barging down the street this morning. all pasty skinned and about 90% of them smoking.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)
well, the gunt, the fanny and the big wobbly arse

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)
Road to Grimsby

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
'Hull City Centre'

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
ouch

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
poor "mrs dozer"

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
He misses us too, he's just too proud to admit it.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
it has got noticeably shitter on here though

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
I think he was a little ashamed of the difference his contribution made.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
we've lost lots of good posters and gained some shit ones
not muns though. he makes me lol.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:16, Reply)
i might start preparing my flounce final post

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)
...again

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:18, Reply)
I constantly update it.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)
Excellent forward flounce planning

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:22, Reply)
I wish you would

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:18, Reply)
it's nice how much i upset you by hardly ever bothering to reply to you.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)
You upset me by not standing in the path of a high speed train

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:22, Reply)
you're just background noise mate

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
I'm shit at /ot
I know
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

shit at a lot, more like
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:43, Reply)
At least chompy came back

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)
LONGEST.TAB.EVER

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)
Minder or The Professionals?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)
Minder

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
just had to compromise my principles and go scottish at the food fair
as it was the only one that didn't have a massive queue, shockingly
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)
So you ARE obsessed with Dozer

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:37, Reply)
she's only human m8

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:37, Reply)
well it was that or a 20 min queue for something else

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)
what did you buy?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:37, Reply)
they were doing all sorts of haggis and neeps and toasties
i went for a cheddar, caramelised onion and rocket toastie, WITHOUT the vegetarian haggis. but with a bit of mustard.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)
How is that Scotch?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)
they fried it on a skillet thing
also it should have had veggie haggis in it. i just didn't fancy it.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:41, Reply)
veggie haggis is really tasty

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)
The only veggie-friendly scottish food I can think of is macaroni pie.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)
i didn't know that was scotch
they always announce it as a caribbean delicacy over there. macaroni pie and rice'n'beans on a catamaran is one of the finest ways to spend a lunchtime, EVER.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)
I'm partial to a portion of Glasgow salad

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)
i'd prefer it made in yorkshire though

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:43, Reply)
tablet

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:44, Reply)
irn bru

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)
ever had irn bru sorbet?
It's delicious.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)
no
but actually that does sound so wrong it might just be right
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:48, Reply)
it's very right
Like your feelings for me, babygirl.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:49, Reply)
oh great
now i have regurgitated fried scottish cheese all over my keyboard
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)
get that old cunt, sorry senior ict consultant to change it for you.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Fuck that shit
I dunt do THAT kind of IT
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:52, Reply)
You lot all say that as you scrabble about under desks changing printers

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:54, Reply)
That is a very inconvenient location for a printer

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:56, Reply)
he was doing the cables

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:57, Reply)
fascinating stuff

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:00, Reply)
There isn't even any cables under there
I was just looking up your skirt
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:00, Reply)
There's a small thin cable up there

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:02, Reply)
wrong socket, try another

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:43, Reply)
so does dozers hamster

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:53, Reply)
eh?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:57, Reply)
regurgitates Scottish (knob) cheese

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:00, Reply)
all over swipe's keyboard
or the hamster's keyboard?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:02, Reply)
your not even a half decent troll

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)
you're

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:26, Reply)
Name a hairy dog.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)
mrs....
too easy.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)
wellard

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:44, Reply)
clickin' 'dis

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:54, Reply)
Hey Ghettoblaster poster, Dozer and Drimble are a bit upset that you have them on ignore, please could you take them off as it is spoiling the equilibrium of this vibrant and friendly online community?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:44, Reply)
Haaahhaaahhhhhhhaahhahhahayeah

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)
2.0 is for blobbing birds and woofters

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)
What isn't, though, if you think about it?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:47, Reply)
The armed forces

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:49, Reply)
and for old man blither
who thinks he uses it as a "punishment" for "training puppies" lololol
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)
he only takes the cool people off ignore m8

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:49, Reply)
Clifford

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)
I'm all about pears now

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:49, Reply)
no apple

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)
I like a nice juicy pear

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)
pair, more like
EH LADS?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:52, Reply)

lads?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:58, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:58, Reply)
Outstanding.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:13, Reply)
Frogsnake ignoring me on facebook isn't nice, I might not marry him now.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:01, Reply)
Did you find me through a mutual friend?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:03, Reply)
I found you through creepy stalking

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:06, Reply)
i liked it when you had a picture of shaggy

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:12, Reply)
hang on that wasn't you

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:12, Reply)
Damn you

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:13, Reply)
It wasn't me.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:13, Reply)
shut up tangles

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:13, Reply)
^

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:14, Reply)
Yeh guess who

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:06, Reply)
Either nakers or captain placid

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:11, Reply)
Nope

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:13, Reply)
was it big ramifications?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:14, Reply)
dunno who that is soz

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:16, Reply)
have a listen to yourself

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:17, Reply)
#sizzlechest

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:19, Reply)
#fark

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:27, Reply)
Look if you don't love me anymore just say so but don't leave a guy hanging!

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)
I love you, I'm just not *in* love with you

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:23, Reply)
Heart breaker! I would totes unfriend you on Facebook if you had ever accepted the request!

(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:32, Reply)

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