Looking at the current depressing line-up
I think I'd quite like John Major to be prime minister again.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:40, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

I don't know what difference that would make to the quality of forum posters

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

imagine if he did post here.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

Frog would probably get on with him, he's well into his cricket bantz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

I'd get on alright with him like I do most people in the world, but he's a Surrey supporter so cricket would be off the approved list of conversation topics.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)

2nd West Indies Test today Tangiers, hope Tredwell gets another game. I'm worried that they'll use Rashid or Ali instead and they're pakis, not even English let alone from Kent like our Tredders.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)

I might read my book instead

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)

You must do what you feel is right, friend.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)

As long as that book is The Bible.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)

D'you know what I like? Those kids books that are like pared down versions of classic novels.
I've read loads of the classics this way.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)

I like the little books on bookshop counters that are really basic accounts of philosophy, historical events, religion etc condensed down into 4-6 sentences.
They have helped me immensely in my quest to look like but not actually know more about things than other people.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)

I know someone who uses wikipedia to do that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)

Aforementioned fat fuck who eats only Coco Pops does that too
We call him Rickypedia
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had a voicemail from him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)

i like this
and will steal it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

knows everything about everything yet has achieved precisely nothing in his adult life, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)

Yes
Exactly that.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)

Sounds eerily familiar.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)

the internet has created people like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)

I just googled to check and you're right.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:21, Reply)

You aren't right about food though!! LOL Foodwrong!! haha yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)

can't decide whether to have a £10 salad or a spicy moroccan lentil soup for lunch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Soup

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

have both

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

so has Milton Keynes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:21, Reply)

unpopular and unsporty kids who would once have lurked in the library and disappeared
are instead able to use their computers for ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS WORLD DOMINATION. ONLINE.

whilst sitting in their parents' basements, mainlining doritos and sweat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)

It really has

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Ali is a better cricketer that Tredders though
and he can store energy bars in his beard
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)

He's a better batsman.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)

and bowler and fielder

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)

Bowling averages disagree

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:16, Reply)

he'd be second dullest poster

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

3rd

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)

wp, then chompy, then major
You're correct!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)

I'm not sure we'll ever agree on the order, but let's agree it's not that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)

chompy, you, major

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)

The were probably some incredibly dull posters that have stopped posting and been almost completely forgotten about and slipped away into the darkness unnoticed. That's a decent accomplishment in dullness terms.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)

DBT
Beatswork
Ranker Joe
Showman
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:03, Reply)

Sculpture of Man
Phudbree
Kroney
Naked Ape
Bear Pookie
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)

Camouflage
Clear
Black
Mirror
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)

Amorous Badger
Ms Shenanigans
Hartley Hare
Battered
Hodor
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)

that list of Battered's accounts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)

lime
chilli

and

chicken
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)

Hey I forgot about Shenny, what happened to her?
I thought I was in there
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)

ran off with stunned
it broke monty's heart
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

She had to drive up to Scotland in her artic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

I think dozer changed the account name to 'baggenfock' but i think you still have a chance

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

I've already had him

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)