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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Kids innit?
Fucking ruin EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
little cunts.
which I prefer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:58, Reply)
^penis like a shoelace^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)
Seriously, some of the shit I've had to endure because someone thinks the kids will enjoy it.
I know for a fact that both of my kids love charging around in the pub and eating crisps, yet that is hardly ever considered.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:00, Reply)
I'm extensively training mine for this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)
It's your fault for having kids in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)
I didn't know did I

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:06, Reply)
so YOU'RE the prick that brings his children to the pub.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)
They can pretty much do as they please while they're there.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:05, Reply)
This seems to be most people's parenting strategy these days.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2015, 12:06, Reply)
the punters really like it when mine help them on the gambler or with their tricky pool shots

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:08, Reply)
or beat them at table football

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:11, Reply)
try locking them in the car with a bottle of coke and a paper straw each
they really like that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)
*has flash back to 70's childhood*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:28, Reply)
^remembering being worn like a glove puppet by his dad

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:41, Reply)

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