tea IS shit
but coffee is even worse. stinky tooth staining shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:40, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

See, there you go again, drinkwrong added to foodwrong.
A good cup of tea or coffee is a thing of wonder. However a poor one is adjacent to warm piss, a good example being any that came from a vending machine.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:58, Reply)

I got my company to start buying Yorkshire Gold teabags and about 20% of people switched from coffee to tea.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:05, Reply)

Once I plucked a number out of thin air and presented it as a percentage to look right about something on the internet too, it works about 107% of the time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:08, Reply)

My figure was based on teabag and coffee purchasing.
You are quite right, the people drinking coffee could, in theory, have reduced their consumption by 20% and those that were drinking tea anyway may have upped their tea consumption.

Seems unlikely though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:19, Reply)

So you're the one responsible for making sure the staff room is well stocked with teabags then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:20, Reply)

He's the teabagging king

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:22, Reply)

I fucking rule.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:33, Reply)

I don't believe you have those figures

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:24, Reply)

Shirley, from reception, has those figures.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:34, Reply)

I just checked and that isn't the name of your receptionist.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:35, Reply)