Don't get that like.
I booked myself in to see Poltergeist 3d yesterday but was too stoned to move, so watched the original. What japes.
When was the last time laziness interfered with YOUR plans?

alt. dog spunk
altalt. lunch
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 May 2015, 12:51, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I was going to go into the light but then I couldn't be arsed

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 26 May 2015, 12:53, Reply)

Hi Jay, My Nephew came out to his parents last week. He's 14 and I'm very pleased we live in a time where a 14 year old can tell his mates and his parents.
It's just a shame that he's dead to me now.
( Peej, Tue 26 May 2015, 12:57, Reply)

is he fit?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 May 2015, 12:59, Reply)

I don't think you should get to choose your sexuality until you're allowed to drink in pubs.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2015, 12:59, Reply)

pretty sure it doesn't work like that

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:41, Reply)

My parents told me.
The signs were there though.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:04, Reply)

you once went for a piss before you'd drunk a full gallon of brown ale?

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:16, Reply)

UNPOSSIBLE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:18, Reply)

he' to all

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:00, Reply)

Like Lazarus, I have returned from the dead
Apparently a jacket potato cures all ills.

#potatojoy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:03, Reply)

*sigh*
Are we all really that hungover?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:09, Reply)

alright Jaysumz, I've got right back into tech house recently.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:10, Reply)

Good for you. any particular artists I can put forward for you to sneer at?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:31, Reply)

dunno m8
I've dug out a load of Wiggle and Peace Division stuff. You'd probably like it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:41, Reply)

I currently have a trio of shit sweets from Sinsburys
My E number levels are going through the roof
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:19, Reply)

I member back in the day there was a bloke down the market who used to sell bags of blue smarties.
Like drugs, for kids.

Bet he sold single fags as well.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:23, Reply)

terrible bullying of geordiejaysums

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:24, Reply)

Laziness interferes with ALL of my plans
Alt: No thanks, I prefer milk in my tea
altalt: Beer-cured bacon sandwich
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:13, Reply)

tea? surely you prefer to have cofzzzzzzzzzzzz

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:17, Reply)

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
( $$ ✅, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:17, Reply)

~(◉,__ ◉)~
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:19, Reply)

Lunch time in 13 minutes, gonna be epic

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:17, Reply)

7 minutes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:23, Reply)

I've got homemade mulligatawny and some bread (because I couldn't be fucked making sandwiches to dip in it).
It's looking nice out. Can't be long before that time of year when I can spend my lunchtimes resting my eyes in the park.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:25, Reply)

I'm having nothing for lunch, I just wanna go out for a bit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:26, Reply)

I haven't had any weed for ages
If someone wants to pick some up for me and bring it to my house, I'll pay for the weed and let them smoke it with me. I think that's more than fair.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:38, Reply)

I'm glad never mind the buzzcocks has been cancelled.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:48, Reply)

I stopped watching that show when I couldn't recognise more than 1 of the guests

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:51, Reply)

I don't like noel fielding or his 'hilarious' brand of 'random''humour' or his beaky rat face

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:53, Reply)

I really liked the Mighty Boosh when it was on
But his 'Luxury Comedy' was baffling wank, and he just comes across as a waki hipster prick IRL. So what I'm basically saying is that I agree with you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

I'm glad we don't have to fall out over this.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:57, Reply)

I'd assumed that dies years ago

( Peej, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

Oh it did
But the bloke off the Fun Lovin Criminals has got dirt on some big people at the BBC so they keep him on the payroll
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:56, Reply)

To be honest I didn't think it was still on either. Which it isn't now. So I was right.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 13:58, Reply)

YTBANEGKYD

( Peej, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:01, Reply)

Can't remember what this means but I think it's nice so thank you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:04, Reply)

Oh I remember it now! Cheers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:06, Reply)

Dorset

( Peej, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:07, Reply)

Dorset

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:08, Reply)

They never matched the days of Simon Amstell.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:04, Reply)

Simon Amstell is a shit cunt bent Jew prick AKSHULLY M8TE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:07, Reply)

good, hopefully they will cancel some more of those shouty prick panel shows

( $$ ✅, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:09, Reply)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)

And never put Angus Deaton on my telly ever again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)

MEMBER WHEN PAUL MERTON WORE A T SHIRT GOOD ONE PAUL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:12, Reply)

"Angus, here's your schtick: Say everything in a montone, dead pan and nasally voice."

( $$ ✅, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:13, Reply)

+ be on telly despite having no discernible talent

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:21, Reply)

I hope mock the weak dies next

( $$ ✅, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:14, Reply)

And anything with Russell Howard/Kane/Brand in.
Grant may stay.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)

You leave Russell Brand alone!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:22, Reply)

He's a shit cunt bent mockney prick AKSHULLY M8TE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:23, Reply)

I hope it's that lie one which I never watch.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:21, Reply)

yea that as well
where the northern bloke shouts over everyone else
( $$ ✅, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:23, Reply)

That could be anything with a northerner in it on telly or otherwise.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:24, Reply)

yentob was the best one on there

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:42, Reply)

THAT'S LIVING, ALRIGHT?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:04, Reply)

alright currymunchers
what time are we munching curry? 7.30 with pre-curry drinks for those who can get there earlier?

alt: when I wanted the tv remote but it was too far away so rather than getting up, I stretched, hurt my shoulder, and fell on my arse.

alt: no thanks.

altalt: I have a bowl of warm falafel, houmous and salad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:31, Reply)

5:30PM

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:45, Reply)

speak to the oaf (or "talk to the foot" as the kids say)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:53, Reply)

Which Russell should die?





( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:33, Reply)

*rustles crisp packet*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:41, Reply)

Kurt

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:41, Reply)

christian names only soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:42, Reply)

kurt IS a christian name ACTUALLY

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:43, Reply)

U NO WOT I MEAN M8 DON'T START

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:43, Reply)

Which Kurt should die?





( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:54, Reply)

Kemal

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:57, Reply)

Kemal Fix It

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 May 2015, 14:59, Reply)

+ rob data.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:27, Reply)

Was that Konflict?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:30, Reply)

y
thanks google!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:31, Reply)

Beef+ +Inns

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:05, Reply)

Don't think Travelodge has much to worry about

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:07, Reply)

( $$ ✅, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:09, Reply)

exactly

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 26 May 2015, 15:17, Reply)