Evening folks!
The day thread is raping my mobile phone, so pull up a bean-bag, pour yourself a vimto and enjoy your evening in good company.


( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:10, 262 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm liking
the Home pic.

Not sure why you have two homes, do you not love us enough?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:11, Reply)

Home Sweet Home
you nana!

Is it the evening already?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:16, Reply)

IN
BEFORE THE THREAD GETS TOO LONG


helo
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:16, Reply)

So, good evening!
Tonight I'll be mostly eating home-made fajitas and possibly watching Die Hard 4.

Anyone doing anything interesting tonight?

Hmm... is it evening? I can't remember if I was taught it started at 5pm or 6pm... probably the latter. Plus, I finish work at 3pm so once Countdown has finished it feels like evening to me :)

Ah well... good late-afternoon everybody :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:17, Reply)

Quick guys, run
shut the door behind you to keep the warm.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:17, Reply)

Evening already!
And I've still not got out of bed...been here since yesterday lunchtime :(
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:18, Reply)

You tart
Chickenlady.

Who fed the chickens if you were in bed?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:19, Reply)

I'm engaged in an epic ongoing battle with sciatica.

It has been murder for the last couple of months and theres no physio in the area to help me :(

Tonight will involve Pro Evo, illegally downloaded music and lots of tea....
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:20, Reply)

Mrs Bin
I've had to call in Chickengranny (my mother) to feed the nuggets - and take them to school.

With any luck I'll be out of bed in a day or so.


Mind you, I might get to like it!
EDIT
@ Ancrenne - yep, still poorly :(
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:22, Reply)

Ah, here we all are!
*peels grapes for chickenlady and fans with palm leaves*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:23, Reply)

*sympathies* @ TDW and chickenlady
To be honest, I wish I was in bed, my landlady hasn't turned the heating on yet!

Oh... idea!

*brings duvet to sofa*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:24, Reply)

*Noms grapes
The fanning is a great idea - spent the morning feeling freezing cold and wrapped up in many duvets and now this afternoon I've been sweating the infection out so a fan will cool my fevered brow.

Ta DiT!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:25, Reply)

No worries!
Just don't touch my face, you don't want my eye lurgie!

My, we're all in the wars at the moment, huh?

I'm off home now, night all. See you later on!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:29, Reply)

Well
Heroes Ep1 was AWESOME!

30 mins ETA on ep 2.

*waves at everyone* Sorry you're ill chickenlady *proffers chocolate*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:30, Reply)

*Noms chocolate*
TGB you know exactly how to look after me!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:31, Reply)

*brings a cup of tea as well*
Chocolate is the cure for everything :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:32, Reply)

@ The Dirty Weeker
What about an osteopath? Sciatica truly is a pain in the arse. Osteopathy + drugs + red wine (anti-inflammatory y'see) keep me out of the rubber room when MINE FLARES UP.

My social skills are shit. Sorry, "Hello people!"

*waves*

*thinks about the anti-inflammatory properties of red wine*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:35, Reply)

*passes wine to Chickenlady*
Not only is it anti-inflammatory, it is also an excellent decongestant.

*hugs from a distance*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:37, Reply)

Thanks for the wine
Tourettes, but I'm afraid I'll have to pass on it for now - it doesn't mix with strong painkillers and antibiotics.

What am I saying?

Of course it mixes!

Who the hell really needs functioning kidneys anyway?

*glugs*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:40, Reply)

Red wine
is the only thing that gives me a hangover... everything else I feel ok, with red I get headaches, sicks, shakes, the lot. My TEETH even ached once!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:41, Reply)

Hello miss sweary!
I heard about the bash shenanigans on Saturday. Any photos of people asleep in the corner or otherwise would be very much appreciated.
( wanderlust, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:41, Reply)

Well...
I'm here for a bit, 'til I've gotta go to the airport.

Could be a minute, could be half an hour.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:49, Reply)

I can't believe I'm still at work
work sucks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:53, Reply)

Well Tourettes, the doctor said there would be no point going on the NHS waiting list as it would be over 3 months before I'm "seen to".

He highly recommended I got involved with Codeine - but alas I said nay! No drugs for me.

A few weeks down the line and I have succumbed to the lure of Codeine and am thinking about going private as this whole shenanigans is hindering my amateur football career!

Oh yes and I'm a light weight when it comes to booze so red wine is a nono...

On another note.... Work is over for the day!! YAY
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:56, Reply)

*jiggles jubblies at ancrenne*
Lusty - I do have pictorial evidence! I need to go to a photographer to put all the pics on a disc before I can GET THEM UP.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:57, Reply)

I have returned
yet again.

Mr Bin and I were tired so we went to bed.

Not for sexytime. Just bed.

Now I've had to get up and make dinner. Grrrr
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 17:58, Reply)

@ Al
yep, Ancrenne speaks the truth - I gave it my nasty germs and so did DiT.

Quite frankly the internet can keep my germs. I have made great use of the doctoring websites - last night I felt a bit better for an hour or so - I checked the net to see what the fuller diagnosis was (my GP says I've got a kidney infection) according to the web I'll need new kidneys probably by next week unless I'm dead by then.

I spent this morning shivering in bed and trying to decide which child I should harvest organs from.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:02, Reply)

SNUCK IN, did you......rhmmm.....
*wipes al's dribble off jubblies*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:03, Reply)

@TGB - Heroes question
I kinda ended up not watching season 2 do I need to before I watch season 3?

Also hello evening thread people, *sympathizes with the unwell*
(bill, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:04, Reply)

@chickenlady...
*offers warm hugglies*

If I also offer chicken soup, does that count as cannibalism?

*ponders*

*also send sympathies to TDW*

EDIT: @Al...I had a 'chocolate hob-nob' once...but the missus doesn't like to talk about it ;)

*waves at everybody else*

*starts drinking*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:11, Reply)

Ancrenne
I actually decided it would be better to have my dad's kidneys - he's old and infirm.

I'm a bad person.

Al, I did think I had bone cancer/a nasty parasite/a rare sexually transmitted disease before the dr said it was my kidneys.

I had sorted out what I was going to take with me into hospital.

I'd everything planned - and now I seem to be getting better....typical!

EDIT - Accepts warm hugglies from Pooflake!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:17, Reply)

Ancrenne
Is that, like, meetings with deaf people, or just rooms full of dancers?

I know the deaf wave their hands instead of clapping :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:23, Reply)

@chickenlady...

So you're also a member of the 'dodgy kidney brigade'?

I too have two small, dry roasted peanuts where my piss filters should live.

My advice is to start drinking heavily...you know what a picture of health I am :)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:27, Reply)

Aha
I was kind of kidding but didn't know that... now I do!

How/why do you know that?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:27, Reply)

Just popping in to say hello.
Will kinda be here. About to watch heroes though!
( Captain V, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:29, Reply)

@ Pooflake
I think it was all the beer I drank last week (was it last week?) that started all this off....Either that or the over adventurous and enthusiastic sex.

Erm...too much information.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:34, Reply)

Evening all
How are we all?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:35, Reply)

*waves to ancrenne*
Bye honey!
I really should be off too - take my little feet off to my new kitchen (don't need to wear a watch any more as there's a clock on my cooker).
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:41, Reply)

Airport is done
Time to cook.
It's gonna be something lazy.
*frowns*
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:53, Reply)

So how is Heroes?
Worth torrenting or shall I wait for it to be on BBC2?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:56, Reply)

Er...
I saw the first series...
That was ok...
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 18:56, Reply)

Looks like it starts again
on BBC 2 next Wednesday!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:01, Reply)

Hmmm...
I need to watch all of series two by then?

Oh... I'm at a gig next Wednesday.
I guess this whole Heroes thing just isn't meant to be :(
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:03, Reply)

I ate fajitas. Yes yes!
My god I love cooking!

I have a choice... do I watch The Hitcher, The Fountain or The Prestige?

Any offers?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:06, Reply)

Hmmm
The Prestige.

Let me know how it is!
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:07, Reply)

Will do!
Catch you all later!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:11, Reply)

SpangNing Folks
Aside from whoring my latest dribble

www.b3ta.com/questions/foodsabotage/post251548

which is about as techy as I get, someone phoned me up today and told me about a vacancy, local, ££££££££££ish, and A1 tip top and groovy, so I am moderately less pissed off than this morning (I signed on for the first time in a decade and nearly cried).

Anyhoo, a word of advice. If making a strawberry, blackberry and peach tart, don't listen to 'Blackened' at the same time or else you will add too much cinnamon. This is true. And you also knock your mega-hand whisk thingy into the sink. This is not good.

And as an aside, my 4 year old decided to make himself a snack while I was posting dribble earlier: CocoPops, Banana and Celery. He ate the lot. Thank Bob I won't be supervising his toiletary activities tomorrow.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:38, Reply)

The Prestige
It's surprisingly good

even Bowie isn't toooo bad

the book is very good by all accounts

tonight's fine dining: beef marinated in garlic, crushed black peppercorns and red wine vinegar served with homemade chips and green peans

mmmmm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:45, Reply)

That sounds lovely
I ate celery for the first time in years today... yum!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:47, Reply)

Oh...
If we're post-pimping... www.b3ta.com/questions/foodsabotage/post250194

Go click! I deserve it :)

Dinner tonight is a good, meaty bolognaise. With lots of home-grown tomatoes, yay!
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:51, Reply)

Vipros
Yummy.

Y'know, the B3ta cookbook is looking more and more like a goer - I mean where else on t'internet would you find a bunch of wierd-assed sexually deviant appreciators of the finer things in life?

Such as food, drink, humour, edged weapons, cars, ridiculously large assault weapons and kitten stir-fry?

I'm going to bung some prawns in with fragrant spices, slap on a plate and throw in the general direction of the Boss. I'll stick to crisps, Whisky and early 90's Thrash.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:54, Reply)

Mmmm...
I'm going with whisky, Nick Cave and waiting for the water to boil.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:55, Reply)

Kaol
What's wrong with mice? Served crispy grilled with a decent dipping sauce and I'm your man (see Extreme Cuisine for details)

I've not tried rat yet, in homage to Archie my teenage rat-pal, but squirrel is supposed to be the same (scronch cronch schllurp)
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:56, Reply)

I just felt wrong doing that to him
It felt a suitable revenge.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:57, Reply)

I'm up for contributing a couple of my personal recipes
to a b3ta cookbook

it seems we have some pretty damn good cooks on here, particularly on OT
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 19:57, Reply)

Just finished watching the second episode of heroes
I need more of it now! Argh!

Why do I like it so damn much?!
( Captain V, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:00, Reply)

@ Chickenlady
I had a kidney infection last year. It was the worst pain I've ever experienced, even badder than the root canal work when I wasn't properly anaesthetized.

It started as cystitis and I just put it down to the sex, and then I began to wee blood.
The ex said "oh don't worry, that used to happen to the ex Mrs all the time". So I didn't worry. And after a few days I was praying for death it hurt so much. Ex, to give him his credit, when I struggled out of bed to go to work pushed me gently but firmly back down, phoned work to tell my boss I wouldn't be coming in and got me some antibiotics. Normally I think they are the work of the devil but I readily sold my soul. I can't take codeine as it gives me crippling headaches, but in this case I was happy to take the headache over the kidney ache. The worst of the pain lasted about a week. I couldn't lie down, sit down, stand up, eat, drink, bear to be touched, speak, think... felt sick, boiling hot, icy cold, and began hallucinating. It took a few weeks and two courses of antibiotics to clear completely.

The moral is take drugs! Sooner rather than later!

EDIT: I just read further up... you ARE taking drugs... sorry... ok how do you do small, I thought it was s but apparently that makes it look like I'm retracting my apology.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:00, Reply)

Dear God
Vipros

Suggesting 'Personal Recipes' with THIS QOTW is open to misinterpretation.

Especially if Pooflake is in the room
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:01, Reply)

Can Chickenlady
and I be in charge off the biscuits and cakes section?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:03, Reply)

I cook for special people.
No, not that kind of 'special people' - we don't need rubber cutlery or anything. Just appreciative friends.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:04, Reply)

Mrs L
Naturally. Cakes et al are in the domain of the be-atches. God told me, so it's true*.








*For a given value of true, according to religion or bloodymindedness.

*Please, not the face*
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:05, Reply)

Can i contribute a lasagne
I cheat though - i get the sauces out of jars!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:06, Reply)

@fuzzy
You use small.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:08, Reply)

Osok
that is true, but I like to eat my own cooking, so I tend not to jizz in it.

unless that is what the recipe calls for naturally.

I'm not much of a baker. my skills lie very much in the savoury region.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:08, Reply)

@ clendrix
Would you cook for me if I came to visit?
You could have a real-life *flex*

And I'm special *belms*

*edit*
Regarding jizz, I would laugh my arse off at the foulness of putting it in someone's food, but should I be with a lady I'd probably say, 'Just swallow it, what's wrong with you?'

*ponders potential double standard*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:08, Reply)

I do nice
braised rice and vegetables. And a kind of gumbo which although will be argued is not proper gumbo as it is veggie, has been awarded approval from a real live Southern Merkin. Ooh and Mexican, I do a great Mexican spread. That sounded wrong.

EDIT: thanks Cap'n.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:10, Reply)

BK
Of course I would!

Are you visiting soon, then?
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:10, Reply)

Evening
...all!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:10, Reply)

that said
BGB has had some of my biscuits and not been heard from since!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:11, Reply)

I'm a pretty good cook,
It's been said, by people who aren't me.

Anyway, I'm off to eat the fruits of my loins labours.

Back later!
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:12, Reply)

@ clenders
Maybe, is there an invite?

I'm probably not fooling you here, am I?

*Mrs L*
I don't think it's you! She's in the Lake District:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:12, Reply)

BK
Of course there's an invite!
You're welcome any time (assuming I'm here and not on holiday or something).
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:15, Reply)

^^
The sig is what my Stephen Fry talking alarm clock said to me that other morning.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:16, Reply)

@ clendrix
Yay! I may be down at some point soon plans permitting!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:17, Reply)

BK
Fabulous. Let me know as soon as you know and we'll arrange something.

More Northern Invaders! Yay!
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:20, Reply)

Will do!
About time I headed down that way!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:22, Reply)

Where did everyone go?
Are you all watching the Sex programme on Channel 4?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:42, Reply)

Hello everyone!
How are we all doing?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Hey Mrs L, Himjim
It went all quiet.

I nipped off to do some stuff and I'm watching a gory Korean movie.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:44, Reply)

MrsL!
Hello!!! How are the wee darlings?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:45, Reply)

*fronts*
*pops shapes*

What on earth are the current happenings, female dogs?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:46, Reply)

Hey Ed, thanks for asking
Well today I was: Year 1, Reception, Year 1 again and year 3.

They are so nice at this school. All I need is a full time job!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:48, Reply)

I just had the most amazing dinner
I'm now listening to some very geeky music, and thinking about whether to post a poem thread.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:48, Reply)

Oh Tightly
you're, like, so cool.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:48, Reply)

You are correct in that assumption, Clenderton.
*lights pipe*

I say, does anyone fancy a right royal rousing listen to some thumping tunes?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:50, Reply)

Dude, like
duh! Of course!
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:51, Reply)

Yo.
S'up bitches?

Dinner was good.
Photoshop time.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:52, Reply)

What did you eat Kaol
Edit: @ DIT RAVE RAVE RAVE
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:54, Reply)

Roast neck of swan burger, I'll wager.
With a caviar shake, what!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:57, Reply)

TTFN Folks
One is off to watch some carp on TV that apparently has rude bits in.

Huzza!
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:57, Reply)

I had, and I quote,
"Dinner tonight is a good, meaty bolognaise. With lots of home-grown tomatoes, yay!"
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 20:58, Reply)

HO!
*in response to the way al kicks it*

Alright geezer?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:00, Reply)

He'z bein'
Bitchin' in yo' kitchin'.
Fo' truf, bruv.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:02, Reply)

Urgh.
I'm going nuts here. Fun times. I think I'll be getting a lot done tonight.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:03, Reply)

*shuts fridge*
*climbs out window*


NO!... No.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:03, Reply)

I'm still full of
Wine.
From my "business lunch".
Everyone else was wearing suits.
I was wearing jeans that I'd got soy sauce over, a black t shirt with a hole in it, and a biker jacket.

Then I got drunk, fast on the wine.

*shakes head*
I'm not meant for this kind of work.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:04, Reply)

I can't play
Gm on my guitar.

/crap
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Sounds incredibly strenous Kaol.
You go back to stabbing people, I'll take over the day job.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Himjim
They don't normally let me out of the office.
And if they do, it's to measure stuff on site.

Not to have lunch with the president of a certain Cambridge College, his cronies, and a firm of architects...
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Is that a donkey I smell cooking?
I have a rather cheeky Haute Pontet 1894 that goes rather well with donkey meat...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:10, Reply)

Mmm...
al's ass meat.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:10, Reply)

LIIIIIEEEEESSS!
It's gristly and sagging.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:15, Reply)

I'm a breast man myself.
Brisket.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:15, Reply)

I'll eat whatever bit bleeds the most.
Or something like that.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:16, Reply)

himjim
Not sure about al's breast, but I do think Kaol might be a little harsh about his ass.

Edit: @DJ - yes, sodding thing :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:17, Reply)

I'm terrible at chords...
I'm a total failure when it comes to playing the guitar.
I either play it like it's a bass, or drop D it, then play power chords :(

Luckily my fantastic singing hides my appalling guitar-playing...
*shakes head slowly*
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:18, Reply)

Erm,
bar chords. Haven't managed to teach myself them yet.
I'm not very good. Perhaps that's tonight's task.

Kaol: fibs.
Emergency edit: about the guitar playing, not the voice.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:19, Reply)

I play ze bass!
Check out my band. It's experimental.

www.myspace.com/proctordoom
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:19, Reply)

I'd love to be able to play gee-tar...
But I'm rubbish at that kind of thing and have no patience!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:20, Reply)

'ning
Oh the passage of time... I've been lounging around suffering with the onset of a cold and missed this all again. Although Sweary Junior has been on t'PC all night up until now.

Two days into my new job and I feel a couple of couch days coming on. I should never have proudly announced on Saturday that I hadn't been ill this year - it's all my fault.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:20, Reply)

The Prestige
I am happy to report this movie is win.

Kept me guessing, mostly. Good movie.

And with that I'm getting an early night. Word to your doggies, mum!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:22, Reply)

DG
Yes, stay at home and play with us!
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Evenin' DG!
I love couch days... Evidence of a modern society!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Is facebook being a cunting fucker for anyone else tonight?
or am I the only one? It wont let me send an email from my facemong inbox, keeps saying 'you must be logged in to do that'. This is despite the fact that I've logged in three times.

*kicks bastarding facebook*

Ahem I mean, nings all...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:24, Reply)

Hmmm...
Thank you clendrix, but I'm afraid I don't fully agree :p
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:25, Reply)

Delete your cookies becky
usually sorts those kinds of problems...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:25, Reply)

Holy crap
Episode 2 of Heroes was even better!

*jumps around* I don't think I can wait a week for episode 3!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:26, Reply)

I lucked out
on the musical genes. My two bros are freakishly musical and I have given up all attempts to join them, preferring instead to bask in the reflected glory.

I do have a really rather lully acoustic Fender though and occasionally I pretend to play it.

A few years back when I was going through one of the most monumentally stressful times of my life I learned how to play Bourree by Bach from tab. I loved it and was full of teh sense of achievement. When the stress subsided I didn't pick up my plank for a while, and by the time I did I had forgotten how to play it. I tried to learn again, but just can't get to grips with it.

I guess I just have to be really really stressed to be able to make music.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:27, Reply)

Hullo Becky!
*flings self at beckyletters*

It's cos facebook is very brittle. And a bit cack.

Cripes, it's TGB too!

*pounces*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:27, Reply)

Evening all
Are we well?

I seem to have caught a cold. Meh.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:28, Reply)

hah thanks for the welcome DiT
:p

*hugs everyone here*

Sorry I am on A heroes high. It is awesome!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:28, Reply)

Hmmm...
I was lucky enough to be at a small and intimate gig. Support act was me - monging around on my guitar and whining about how I can't play. Main act was Kaol - fine job of playing and great job of singing.

There was an encore (not by me). It was great.

Kaol: it is written and so it was. That's how it works around here :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:30, Reply)

Al...
It's time to take your medicine, and to step away from the ladies.

Ms. Clendrix, you do me too much honour *blushes*
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:32, Reply)

Dammit
I've been a conversation behind all day.

Becky facebook is fine for me, just been scrambling furiously with no probs.

Jim, that's an interesting sound you have there.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:32, Reply)

Becky
*kicks bastarding facebook*

Thanks for that. Excellent. I hate Mongbook.

Kaol: credit where it's due!
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:33, Reply)

PoD
Join the club!

Can't grumble I suppose - had 9 months of tip-top health.

Couch days ftw!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:38, Reply)

I'm struggling to keep up with the conversation here
But soon I'll be able to print off wall planners for everybody whatever year it is *evil cackle*
( Captain V, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:39, Reply)

I too have a cold
but a couple of snorts of the Superdrug nasal inhaler thing and it's like it goes away completely. I love that stuff.*

*May be addicted
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Random change of direction...
But have you ever heard of Sonic Passion?

If you're brave, google it and click on the digg link that comes up. There are some real freaks out there.

This is the thing I found out today that I wish I never knew about!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Wall planners?
What're you on about Capt'n V?
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Thanks himjim, did the trick ;)
*flings self back at DiT*

*licks face*

how is everyone this evening?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:40, Reply)

@Kaol
I'm in the middle of a spreadsheet that will print out a little A4 calender or an A3 wall planner for the year you type in.

Not entirely sure why I'm making it but it's keeping me momentarily entertained.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:43, Reply)

Oh right...
I honestly don't know what to say to that!
Cool, I guess!
:D
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:45, Reply)

Ooh!
A face lick! I shall never wash my face again!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:45, Reply)

Only you, Al and Bert have been the recipient of such an honour
so consider yourself...erm...licked?

Glad your balls are ok by the way :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:47, Reply)

I find it cool
But then I'm an excel geek for no reason other than I've not got round to learning any programming languages yet (other than a vague grasp of VB picked up from using VBA with excel)

I wish I could put these moods to better use.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:47, Reply)

Tightly
Thanks for the Sonic Passion thing.
Sometimes I feel so boring and normal.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:48, Reply)

@Becky
Hello sweetheart, you doing OK?
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:49, Reply)

Becks
Hi, I'm sleepy and all the boys are saying things I don't understand.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Al
HOW VERY DARE YOU!

I do wash, at regular ten-year intervals.

Have at you, sir!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:52, Reply)

'lo becky
How do? I note that you've never licked MY face before...

Then again it does veer on the hairy side, so I'll forgive you... Plus I have a cold, I wouldn't want to inflict that on you.

*Did I mention I have a cold..?*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:52, Reply)

@Clendrix
managing to not bounce off the walls, but only just. I'm not best known for being patient, so must become more zenlike and hone my skillz for better use. How are you doing me lovely?

Mrs L, that's why I skimmed the page and saw it was mostly boy stuff and figured I'd ignore a lot of it. How's teaching/non teaching going? Can't remember if you're teaching this week
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:54, Reply)

Hello again everyone
I keep getting distracted by a very gory Korean film and MSN
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:55, Reply)

Mostly boy stuff..?
I is a MAN, hear me roar!

Roohgodmethroatspluttercoughar!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:56, Reply)

Becks
I am variously teaching and crashing may car this week.

I wasn't teaching yesterday, but I am the rest of this week and two days next week and the week after.

I had to teach two year 3 (7-8 years) classes, one after the other today. It was music, we had xylophones.

My head hurts now.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:57, Reply)

*reappears*
Sorry was watchign How I met Your Mother that time. Legend.. wait for it..... dary.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:58, Reply)

DG
you seem to forget that you're considerably taller than I and we weren't sitting together long enough for me to ninjalick your face ,)

Next time, promise.

Hope the cold gets better soon

*coughmanflucough*

Edit: No more car crashing please, it's silly and undignified. You ok?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:58, Reply)

Hello all
How are you this fine (if slightly cold) evening?
(Pretty strangers and promises, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:59, Reply)

Mr Bin
just gets a grudging honey and lemon when he has man flu.

Hey, Pretty Strangers, long time no see.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:59, Reply)

Hey PSS
It is pretty cold. But I am too poor to put on the heating. *puts on jumper number 3*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:00, Reply)

becky
I'm not that tall, despite what Legless may say... :-)

Off for a bit. To lie down. \Woe is me, etc.

*Not really, I'm away for food*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:01, Reply)

@ davros
I had a touch of that at the weekend.

I don't recall ninja-licking your face though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Becky
Same old, same old. Mustn't grumble etc...

But thinking of you, as ever - *hugs*
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:01, Reply)

@becky
Sorry - I've been out of circulation for a while. Is your Dad OK now?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:02, Reply)

It's cold here too
So I am lying in bed. With a cold. Will Tourette's make me biscuits and tea do you think?

No?

Oh.

Is the car surviving your attempts to destroy it Mrs Bin?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:02, Reply)

Oh GB
you need a downstairs duvet like us. (is that a new euphemism?)
The heating doesn't go on until the 1st of November!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:03, Reply)

I don't actually know how to turn on the heating here
which is annoying as it's included in the rent. Must remember to ask landlord.

*gives Clendrix mighty hugs*

@ Edmund, Hi, sadly no he's been diagnosed with secondary lung cancer and we're waiting on results to see just how bad it is and what treatment he can get, how long he has left etc... should HOPEFULLY find out tomorrow.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:03, Reply)

I have a blanket somewhere
*is too lazy to look*

As long as I don't think about it it's fine
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:04, Reply)

I'm doing my best PoD
This will be the second time it's been to be repaired and it was new in April.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:04, Reply)

It's been real, everyone,
but I'm going to make like a banananana and leave.

Night all!

*high fives*

EDIT: *and a big smooshy smoosh for Becky*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:05, Reply)

Night DiT

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:07, Reply)

@TGB
Yep, today's HIMYM was very good, " Have you met Barney"
(bill, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:07, Reply)

Night DiT
*licks face again*

*MMmm...stubble and a bit of old cheese ,)*

I have a blanket that's incredibly ugly in design, but it has a fleecy underside thats incredibly warm, so it is therefore made of win :) Still using that instead of full on duvet at the moment
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:07, Reply)

@TGB
Hi - how's your feet?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Old cheese?
*hurt*

And I'd showered just for you! ;) (though not washing the part you'd licked, obviously!)

;)

Night all!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Bill do you mean
the new series? Heroes and HIMYM are both new series on the same day. My excitement levels are through the roof!

Ed yeah my foot is a bit sore but remarkably unscathed! Yay for trainers with massive tongues......

giggles

Night DiT
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:10, Reply)

I always keep a spare duvet or such near me
Never know when you might need those. Love 'em.

In other news, evening becks, and others.

I have a friend who licks people, but not as much as she used to.

edit - what happened to your foot TGB?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:11, Reply)

Thanks for the hugs boys
I'm off to do some reading stuff for work for a bit, but probably back later

*hugs everyone hard*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:13, Reply)

*hugs becky*
Sorry I was still catching up on the thread. Hope the results are as good as they can be

And an engine rolled onto my foot :( Luckily it was the flat manifold side.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:16, Reply)

later becky
Hope it goes ok tomorrow!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Zitra
Hey Becky - hope that tomorrow goes well. I'm sure that we're all praying for you.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:17, Reply)

*Hugs becky
My fingers and toes and everything crossable are crossed for you.
Edit: Badger - ouch, sounds painful.
(Pretty strangers and promises, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:20, Reply)

It did hurt a lot
But 30 seconds after I got it off my foot! Think I was running on adrenaline in that time!

It's ok now I nom'd some neurofen.

Winamp keeps playing really depressing songs. Damn you winamp
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:26, Reply)

Evenin' all
Am now back in London after a day of taking naughty pictures (see todays day-thread for details) in a place I used to live in.

Tomorrow, I will be visiting my sister in another town near London (but not as close as the one I went to today).

Was hoping there'd be Internet in the youth-hostel I'm staying at but only does wifi so had to find a cybercafe. Hopefully, I should get myself a Wifi laptop soon.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:30, Reply)

Hi and bye spakka
Off to beddies.

Tomorrow's going to suck
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:31, Reply)

Haven't read most of the thread
but everyone seeems to be hugging becky so I thought I'd join in the group hug.

* hugs *

@BK: Hope tomorrow doesn't suck as much as it will, or even better, that it doesn't suck.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:39, Reply)

TGB - yep it was the US one I was referring to
as broadcast TV is just so last century (said in the full knowledge that it's what pays the rent)

When I get home I have yesterdays American tv to watch *grins*.

Did you spot my earlier heroes question now you've watched 3x01 & 2?

[re-lurks]
(bill, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:41, Reply)

*looks up question*
Hmm you don't *have* to I suppose but it's only short so you may as well. It is a little slow paced in places though - but it will make season 3 seem even more awesome, if that is possible!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:43, Reply)

Well, I'm off now
Night all
*distributes hugs all round
(Pretty strangers and promises, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:46, Reply)

Oh god,
not Bill again...always here, clogging up the threads...
:)
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:46, Reply)

*whistles*
I've got photoshop-block.
Bollocks.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:46, Reply)

K
Anything we can do to help?
*tries to look helpful*
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:47, Reply)

Anyone got any
Absinthe?
That unblocks the pipes, normally.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:48, Reply)

I'm wondering
Exactly what photoshop block entails?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:48, Reply)

'night psap
* recieves hugs *

* realises he may never catch up with this thread *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:48, Reply)

What..?
I've been watching more Buffy and missed a lot it seems. Can anyone fill me in before I go to bed?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:49, Reply)

^ ^
I've joined when everyone else was leaving and still haven't caught up with the thread.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:50, Reply)

PoD
It's a creative black hole...
You're half way through your latest masterpiece, and then *bang* every change you make ruins it.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:50, Reply)

I don't think you've missed that much!
The usual waffle and quite a few hugs.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:52, Reply)

Wotcha
how are we all?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:52, Reply)

I missed the hugs
But not the waffle.

*chews*
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:53, Reply)

Where did you get waffles from?
*tummy rumbles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:55, Reply)

I'm going to try and sleep
Hopefully it'll work else I'll be back later.

Nightles
( Captain V, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:56, Reply)

'night Captain V
* Gives Kaol a late hug *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:58, Reply)

The Midnight Waffle Man!
Ahhh...
He's awesome.
Even if he did give two of my friends food poisoning.
I, however, am made of sterner stuff.

Er... Thanks Spak... I wasn't angling for one though, haha!
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:58, Reply)

*looks at Kaol's stern expression*
*scareds*
*scuttles off to bed*

Nighty night, b3tans!
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:03, Reply)

Ah right
I'm sure you'll manage in the end.

I'm off to watch heroes ep 1. Back in a while.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:03, Reply)

You and this Heroes stuff...
*shakes head*

You've got me, Kaol, Hero Of The Internet, and you go running off to fiction...
*shakes head*
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:06, Reply)

You don't have superpowers though
*pokes Kaol with a stick* Heroes is awesome and you know it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:08, Reply)

I think you'll find
That I DO have superpowers.
Thank-you-very-much.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:11, Reply)

And pray tell
what would they be?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:14, Reply)

I can't tell you that.
Or my secret identity will be compromised.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:15, Reply)

I see.
*notes down "Lying" as the super power*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:16, Reply)

*frowns*
You're rubbish, I hope you know that :(
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:19, Reply)

I am Awesome.
And I think we all know that :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:21, Reply)

*runs in*
*distributes hugs, fleecey/fleecy blankets, toast with honey & hot toddies*

*snogs & smooshes*

*fucks off*

(need a poo before hitting the sack)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:21, Reply)

That...
That was odd...

Erm...

Ok.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:23, Reply)

Well I'm actually going to bed now
Just finished writing my diary. Very interesting entry. Anyway. Time to go to bed and think about copying TGB's (gazzed) idea of watching some other series between Heroes episodes.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:23, Reply)

*takes a blanket*
Snuggly :D

Other series FTW! Night Capitan V :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:24, Reply)

V
You should watch Dexter. Or House. Or Supernatural.

Although I think I'm the only person in the world who likes Supernatural.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:25, Reply)

And on that note
my hour is nearly up (this makes me sound like a psychiatrist-patient), so I shall do the snog and smoosh thing and do a poo too.

Bye recent bed-goers, bed-wetters and non-biting bed-bugs.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:25, Reply)

I LOVE
supernatural.

Two hot guys and supernatural stuff. What more could you want? The answer is nothing.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:26, Reply)

Fantastic!
I'm not the only one!
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:28, Reply)

@Kaol
Might watch Dexter. I see the odd episode now and then on C4 and quite like it.

On the otherhand I could spend my time doing any number of the hundreds of things on my mental to do list...

For instance. Buying a small, flat telly to mount on the wall in front of my desk so I can watch telly while doing more productive things on my PC then buy myself a laptop, scrap the PC but keep the monitor so I can run dual screen when at home (the dual screen with a laptop thing might not be possible, need to check that out, also on my to do list)

Rambling over.

Night all.

Maybe.

Might have one more sneaky refresh.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:29, Reply)

Hmm...
The screen thing sounds hard work.
Just watch Dexter :D

Night!
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:30, Reply)

Night V
*makes list of things to watch*

Supernatural top of the list
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:32, Reply)

My "to do" list is rubbish
"Get xbox fixed"
"Get a new job"
"Move to London"
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:34, Reply)

You should get a job
in Gaydon :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:37, Reply)

Maybe I will
I'll pad my CV nicely...
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:38, Reply)

You mean it'll?
hmm?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:41, Reply)

Bed calls
'night all. Gotta sleep this lurgy off.

*Grabs blanket*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:44, Reply)

No.
I mean "If I'm applying for a job in a town called Gaydon, I'll pad my CV out, in order to get one."

Pad it out to make it seem bigger... Gay-don?
"Gayed-on"?
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:44, Reply)

Applying
for a Jon?

Good luck I hear there is quite a waiting list
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:46, Reply)

Oh balls.
*frowns*
( Cawl, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:47, Reply)

ninja all you like
But I still saw it *laughs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:49, Reply)

*gives DG Night Nurse*
*strokes his poor fevered brow*

See you all in a week or so, it appears I'm on biscuit making / brow mopping duty for a while...

Night night all xxx

(Did a poo before and washed my hands.)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:51, Reply)

Episode 1 watched
T'was awesome. Now for number 2.

And not the kind of number 2 Tourette's was off for.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:53, Reply)

I'm off to bed
night all xx
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:54, Reply)

Bye Becky
Hello Ancrenne
Glad to hear you washed your hands Tourettes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:56, Reply)

It
was all I could have hoped for and more! :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:59, Reply)

That sounds weird
But reminds me I need to watch that documentary on early surgery later. *makes note*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:17, Reply)

Trepanning?
I can do that!
( Cawl, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:25, Reply)

No
it was about early plastic surgery last week and the week before was just general surgery and transplants.

It is really interesting though :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:26, Reply)

I'd never get cosmetic
surgery done. Mainly because I am poor, but also because I find it sad people feel they have to drastically change their body so much to achieve some sense of self worth.

*shrugs* I blame the media *shakes fist*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:31, Reply)

Does getting a robot arm fitted
Count as cosmetic?
( Cawl, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:35, Reply)

Black and red?
With a silver gutting-prong :)
( Cawl, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:39, Reply)

I'd have
Wolverine claws!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:41, Reply)

I'd want something that rotated fast.
Like... One of those pickle-grabbers.
So you grab something, and twist chunks off it!
( Cawl, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:43, Reply)

I see the headlines now
Lodger mauled by disgruntled home owner
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:45, Reply)

Byeeeee
*hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:48, Reply)

Oh, goodnight!
And have fun in London if I don't talk to you before!

*waves*
( Cawl, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 0:53, Reply)

1 1/2 hours later
Night everyone!
(bill, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 2:20, Reply)

Why
am I feeling ever so paranoid about the mentions of Gaydon?

*glances furtively around his office in Gaydon*
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 7:48, Reply)