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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Popular page is shit
Post jokes you just googled so that that casual reader thinks we're "super lol"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:31, 88 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Ok, done. What now?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:32, Reply)
post the joke you just googled on here, and then we'll click I like this and all that jazz.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Did you here the one about the black Jew?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:33, Reply)
nope

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Yes you did, you've heard it fucking loads of times on here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:35, Reply)
I must have forgotten it

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:35, Reply)
Never mind, it wasn't that funny.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Also, aren't Jews all about pure blood lines or summat*, seems unlikely there are many black ones
*or that might have been the Nazis, I wasn't fully paying attention.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:37, Reply)
Plenty of Ethiopian jews.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:37, Reply)
Like that Selassie chap?

(Twangy Rubber, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:40, Reply)
The famine wasn't as bad as we were led to believe then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:44, Reply)
No, the famine was pretty bad
It was just the Ethiopian Jews fault for hoarding all the food and wealth.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:45, Reply)
I don't have high expectations of humour here.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:37, Reply)
He had to go to the back of the gas chamber.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:37, Reply)
oh lol.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=black+Jew
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:45, Reply)
Did you hear the one about the Black Jew?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:54, Reply)
No...?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:57, Reply)
Shall we just click Stunned's post anyway then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:39, Reply)
no

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:40, Reply)
Nah.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:40, Reply)
Unknown

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:44, Reply)
Did you watch attack on titan?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:07, Reply)
omg the internet is so funny
www.seochat.com/c/a/google-optimization-help/best-google-jokes/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:48, Reply)
SEO chat 4 lyfe

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:49, Reply)
Optimise these.
*grabs nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:53, Reply)
you have AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:49, Reply)
Shaggy, Fred, Velma and Daphne.....
Name any one of the 'Big 5' African animals...

RHINO!

Yes Sccoby, I know you do, but it isn't your turn.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 15:59, Reply)
Shaggy's name is Norville Rogers. Beat that.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:02, Reply)
You're a twat.
1-0 DogFucker.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:03, Reply)
Dagnabbit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:04, Reply)
The popular page is still shit, it didn't work and you are a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:00, Reply)
give it time

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:02, Reply)
Morris Day might get upset about that.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:05, Reply)
in response to Mr Fister
It's a "proper" stag do.
we're playing dodgeball in the morning, followed by a pool tournament, then round some rock bars and finishing in a rock club.

It's new terrain for me.

still expect the usual barrage of tweeted selfies.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:07, Reply)
That sounds ok apart from the dodgeball and pool tournament.
Swap that for some more pubbing and maybe a single game of killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:13, Reply)
Will you humiliate the groom?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:15, Reply)
He will.
He's going to turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:26, Reply)
So the groom is a straight man who is going to marry a woman?
Fooking hell Jase. How have you got roped into that?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:19, Reply)
Gays don't just flock together you know.
Im quite homophobic when it boils down to it
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:34, Reply)
What do you call a group of gays? A pride?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:43, Reply)
A mince

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:49, Reply)
Oh is that right now?
Well if you're going away for a weekend with a bunch of straight guys can I recommend you stay are from the following subjects:

X Factor*
Ru Paul's Fucking Drag Race (whatever the fuck that is)*
How fucking sexy you are*

*taken from a straw poll of your recent Tweets
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:43, Reply)

NO, SHAN'T
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:45, Reply)
Well, I warned you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:48, Reply)
Don't compare genitals on urinal visits either. Not until you've worked out the closet cases.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:51, Reply)
Wait a fucking minute...
Dodgeball?

Where the fucking hell are you playing that?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:20, Reply)
no idea. I didn't arrange the "entertainment"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:35, Reply)
lol

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:23, Reply)

YHCCIYM
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:08, Reply)
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
None
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:17, Reply)
TOPICAL

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:19, Reply)
+ EDGY

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:20, Reply)
^never seen a potato

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:22, Reply)
Nice straight edges, bashed up a bit after boiling, make the best roast spuds
ACKSHULLY
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:44, Reply)
Alright mate there's no need to be racist

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:22, Reply)
I meant all the bad irishes
Remember them? They were pretty awful
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:23, Reply)
The bearded chaps what did all the bombs?
Yeah alright, they were pretty bad.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:25, Reply)
Yer

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:26, Reply)
But they all loved their mammies, so they did.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:46, Reply)
FRAM DE LAND AV DE LEDDLE PAPLE, SO DEY AR!
atoi toi toi toi toi toi
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:48, Reply)
Bit racist mate.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:49, Reply)
Fuck 'em
they knew what they were getting in to
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 17:40, Reply)
What's nice with a salad?
I am thinking steak or chop? But that's boring.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:34, Reply)
hahahaha I get it.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:36, Reply)
trainers

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:38, Reply)
Smoked mackeral with chilli or cracked pepper.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:38, Reply)
Great idea. Cheers, DG.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:45, Reply)
Nee botha, like man how pet cannybagatudor.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:47, Reply)
I watched Nigella making goujons this morning. On the telly. That was quite good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:46, Reply)
I'd have a go on her goujons.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:51, Reply)
I watched a dvd of some bloke making a mess all over your mum's goujons.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:53, Reply)
That was my dad :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:54, Reply)

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