I don't care if monday's poo
tuesday's gay and so are you
thursday i'm quite tempted to
spend friday with you're mum
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 23:49, 20 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Terrible bullying of Wednesday.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 7:57, Reply)

worst one in the Addams Fireplace family

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:01, Reply)

Morning
I am up nice and early and getting in to work on time and looking bright and eager and proactive and applying myself, as I had a rather unpleasant talk with my manager about me basically being a bit shit.

I have to put together an improvement plan for myself and everything. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:00, Reply)

Good job you havent posted on here then
otherwise it might look bad
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:06, Reply)

time to look for a new job eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:07, Reply)

You really should crack on.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:21, Reply)

Wait, this is 'up early'?
No wonder your manager thinks you are shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:40, Reply)

Fuck it. What's the worst that could happen?

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:40, Reply)

another more unpleasant conversation

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:51, Reply)

That doesn't sound so bad.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:53, Reply)

I had an excellent fathers day thank you. Even got a gift from their mother if you know what I mean.

( Peej, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:24, Reply)

Was it a mug?

( .Yeti., Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:29, Reply)

mug book
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:31, Reply)

Kids got me wine and a Star Wars card thanks

( Peej, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:00, Reply)

I think it's sweet that your missus still likes making homemade cards

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:39, Reply)

All children are gifts from their mother.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:40, Reply)

Ones with the tags cut off and the receipt lost, so you can't ever return them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:41, Reply)

up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:41, Reply)