MONDAY.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 7:57, 75 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

A fact my youngest refused to accept this morning as she informed me she wouldn't be going to school because its only been two days since she last went.

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:06, Reply)

I can see where she is coming from.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:11, Reply)

Yeah, I'm with little Cy-star on this one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:44, Reply)

Have a little seasonal music:
youtu.be/r9URPvejWHk
( .Yeti., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:08, Reply)

Nice link dufus

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:09, Reply)

Thx bbz xxx

( .Yeti., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:10, Reply)

Hmm this looks like it might be 'comedy' music
No thanks
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:46, Reply)

Surely all Christmas music is comedy music.
All that stuff about frankincense and wise men? Comedy classic if you ask me.
( .Yeti., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:54, Reply)

Yeah, I like that one with all the murdered babies

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:55, Reply)

Herod the Great had the right idea if you ask me

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:59, Reply)

All the bits that Christians would prefer to forget are in the Bible.
( .Yeti., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:03, Reply)

Written by Frank?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:13, Reply)

He's a wakki prick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:59, Reply)

assclown

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:29, Reply)

Well this is fucking good

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:41, Reply)

Already?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:46, Reply)

Moving house is fucking shit
and I for one won't be doing it again.

AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT A FIXED DATE YET!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:48, Reply)

I just pay someone else to do all that shit

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:51, Reply)

We are but
1) That don't include all the shit that needs to go to the tip.
2) It doesn't include clearing the attic because they won't go up there.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:59, Reply)

You're not paying the right people then.
What you need is to hear about my weekend with the 18 year old Taylor Swift twins again.
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:00, Reply)

Shitty London movers.
What twins?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:05, Reply)

I've onl;y been banging on about it all week
I went to a wedding and met 18 year old twins who look like taylor swift. My absolute first thought was "I wish Stunned was here"
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:16, Reply)

Bit gay

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:19, Reply)

Hey if wanting to have sex with a man makes me gay then so be it

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:20, Reply)

aylor homp
wift on
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:15, Reply)

I wonder if he can feel it burning?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:16, Reply)

ANOTHER gp turned publican?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Yep
Helped the girlfriend move last week, absolute fucking nightmare.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:44, Reply)

Morning
went to the football yesterday, top bants with the West Ham supporters and 1-1 draw. Stayed up late to watch Match of the Day. Now I feel a bit on the dead side.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:18, Reply)

I FUCKING LOVE SPORT!

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:21, Reply)

WHO DOESNT
Also in football news, Scotland Women won 10-0. Someone wondered if they'd been playing the Scotland Men. I lolled.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:22, Reply)

+SCOW

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2588258
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:25, Reply)

Morning Windy Pig
This weekend someone i went to school with went missing. By Sunday it was an official missing persons hunt with police involvement etc etc. They found him this morning.

Unfortunately the cunt was fine and not raped and dismembered in woodland.
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:52, Reply)

Did you not like him much then?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:59, Reply)

Cunt took of one off my wing mirrors on the 206gti and then denied it was him.

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:15, Reply)

Hi Al!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:18, Reply)

Where had he been?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:00, Reply)

PJ's sex dungeon

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:07, Reply)

Dunno, probably left the pub pissed up and ended up not going home
Like I used to do all the time before we became a namby pamby shit society obsessed with knowing where everyone is at all times.

When I was 20 I fucked off to Belgium without telling anyone and when I got back 2 weeks later my mother's response was "Oh we wondered where you had got to"
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Sinead O'Connor tried to kill herself over the weekend
but the police found her and stopped her.
( .Yeti., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:35, Reply)

Attention-seeking beaker

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:39, Reply)

But enough about Yeti! What about Sinead?

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:43, Reply)

www.instantrimshot.com
Warning: the Fairholme Alert is sounding! Attention-seeking on the upper decks!
( .Yeti., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:45, Reply)

That will totally convince the courts that her ex was wrong to withhold custody

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:44, Reply)

Yeah well they were helped somewhat by her whinging about it on FB
and happening to mention that she wasn't at home, was in a hotel, and was booked in under an assumed name.

Tragic beakering.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:03, Reply)

Is it just my dirty mind or is this a rather unfortunate image to be using for such a story on the bbc news site?

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:19, Reply)

My car's being a fucking penis, Windo.
Swear down I'm going to trade it in for a nice, boring modern diesel.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:31, Reply)

I'm having a fucking saga with the land rover as well. I might just set fire to it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:37, Reply)

Starting and stalling issues.
Almost certainly a knackered ICV in there, but I can't work out if the rest is fueling or spark. Doing my facking nut in.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:17, Reply)

My Polo is still running fine despite being a bag of shite with 13 advisories on the MOT
HTH!
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:42, Reply)

Can't kill a polo. Horrible car, will run forever

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:45, Reply)

I love my Polo
It's not french and will top 100mph, what more do you want from a car?
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:50, Reply)

They're shit. But they run forever.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:52, Reply)

Not shit!

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:53, Reply)

Proper shit

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:53, Reply)

Not mine mate


BRRRRUUUMMMMM!!!!! BRRUMMM! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:08, Reply)

Shit

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:09, Reply)

subthread of the day right here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:13, Reply)

Underpowered grannymobile with shit brakes

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:30, Reply)

I've got a 1.6 in mine, plenty of power thanks

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:35, Reply)

You're right about the brakes though

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:36, Reply)

Not enough room for my long legs and sodding great feet.

( Kroney, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:42, Reply)

I have my seat almost all the way much to the displeasure of any rear passenger
and I'm only 5'10

Still, not my problem eh!
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:45, Reply)

And so beloved of VW that they put the platform upgrade under the new Skoda Fabia instead

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:46, Reply)

My one's a Seat Ibiza underneath

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:46, Reply)

Yes it is

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:44, Reply)

Wanker student name of the day Oliver "Olly" Wood

( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:51, Reply)

Alright wankers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:32, Reply)

I've just been invited to a free booze and food thing at The Sun & 13 Cantons on wednesday
Anyone want to go along and pretend to be me?
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:36, Reply)