Due to the post below
And coz I'm now feeling a little fluffy, here is a little place where all those lovely singletons can meet other lovely singletons for love and high jinx!!!

So if you are single, post your details here and see what happens

Edit: I would have made a little logo and stuff but i don't know how, and i'm supposed to working!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:23, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

sigh
Fat old horse rapist seeks young filly for long rides and sexual violation.

Call 0898 50 50 50

edit: A proper one to come when I have had more tea
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:31, Reply)

This could go very well
Or, turn into a great disaster. For the record, I am single, but what the hell.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:32, Reply)

Ahem!
Experienced single female B3tan seeks experienced single male B3tan for discreet fun.

Must have own teeth and be able to do Sean Connery impersonations.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:34, Reply)

do own teeth need to be in head
or will a collection in a jar do ?
(happyjoy last changed sig on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:35, Reply)

@ BGB
I have all my own teeth, an uncanny ability to do Sean Connery impersonations, and I own my own special collection of rocks, too!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:37, Reply)

BGB
Not only do I have my own teeth, I have around 40,000 of other peoples, mainly still in the skulls, does that help?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:40, Reply)

@PB
You have your own rocks?

Where have you been all my life?






Probably collecting rocks.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:40, Reply)

Well...
For the record, I could post here.

But if I'm interested in you, you'd wake up to the sound of a knife being sharpened.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)

Kaol
you are such a girl.

Don't you know that the modern, 21st century pyscho prefers to introduce himself with a pickaxe blow to the kidney?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:47, Reply)

I'm old-school
Jack had a lot of good pointers in his diary, it's been handed down through the family :D
( Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:49, Reply)

@ BGB
More than likely, yes! Some of them sparkle, too. But don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still I'm still PB from the block...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:51, Reply)

"PB"?
Pee-Bee?
I'm sorry... It sounds like a name for a loveable retard...

Sorry...
( Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:52, Reply)

@Kaol
*Readies brickbat*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:01, Reply)

I have no idea
What a brickbat is, but good luck with that PeeBee :)
( Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:03, Reply)

A brickbat
Is a bat, made from housebricks.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:11, Reply)

In answer to the question...
See my profile!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:11, Reply)

I'm single
but currently not *really* looking.

Edit: I'm not 6ft5, blonde or blue eyed either :$
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:14, Reply)

I'm single too
and mostly housetrained, but also a little bit emotionally fucked up about my ex *cries*.

EDIT: I'm 4 inches too short.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:15, Reply)

Himjim
Same here...
But...
You know, meeting you in real life... This Saturday... Could be a beautiful thing.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:15, Reply)

I drive a tall order mate
you have to able to play the Top Gun Anthem on a banjo with your nipples. On a warm day.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:17, Reply)

Hmmm...
I can remove the lady-parts from a beetle that's smaller than a grain of rice, using only a pin.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:19, Reply)

Meh
No Top Gun, no dice.

Can you play volleyball topless though?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:21, Reply)

I can
But children cry, and birds fall dead from the sky.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:22, Reply)

Bastard
Coffee everywhere on my keyboard.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:30, Reply)

*grins*
That's one of my other skills.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:31, Reply)

*scared*
I love the way all of b3ta rallies around any possible romance :)

haha I suppose I have already posted mine :p
b3ta.com/questions/gooutwithme/post230971
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:35, Reply)

Hmm
@ jim and ducky

If I'm really good at pretending you're my ex, maybe it won't matter too much if you don't quite match the specifications...

Oh but a knack for singing out of tune Irish shanties or doing Subaru impressions would help.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:08, Reply)

I'm much better at impersonating a 69 Chevy Camaro
and singing along to the Dropkicks.

I can also act/impersonate pretty much anything/anyone I want.

A/S/L :P
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:18, Reply)

I'm single and a hunky dreamboat to boot!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:21, Reply)

Oh Ttssattsr
you madman.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:24, Reply)

Hmmm... That seems like me out then
Unless you count my karaoke wailings to Deep Purple.

My impressions are less Subaru, and more 1982 Austin Metro with a slight misfire. :P
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:25, Reply)

Did someone say Irish shanties?
*wipes Guinness from mouth and produces ham sandwich from trouser pocket*

*offers ham sandwich*
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)

I would like to hear
a) Camaro impression
b) karaoke wailings to Deep Purple

Not for suitability purposes, just because it would be fun.

*declines ham sandwich*

Oh, and I put "scooby" impression first, and then deleted it in favour of something which wouldn't result in "urroooorruuurhuuuaooo" type noises.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:34, Reply)

Zoinks!
Sorry, couldn't resist...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:37, Reply)

a poem from d'aul country for m'lady
My threadbare suit has seen better days
and my nose and belly are bulbous
My shoes are worn and my socks dont match
and my back is as crocked as my knees

Yet I'd offer it all if only to please
if only I thought I might catch
a moment as fleeting and wondrous
as that which would find me alone in your gaze.




/coat?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:54, Reply)

Finally alone in your gaz
shirley?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:04, Reply)

gaz wouldnt rhyme!
and no amount of paddywhackery and Guinness-fuelled slurring could make it so.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:05, Reply)

No,
no coat. That's sweet :)

You can still keep the ham sandwich though.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:07, Reply)

thanks love!
I'm famished.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:08, Reply)

Four inches too short where?
This is a deal breaker.
( Malaka omdz, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:27, Reply)

Four inches too short
for warmfuzzyfeeling's 6 foot 5 inches. I've been told there's no lacking elsewhere ;)
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:49, Reply)

Um
Just for the sake of clarity... I'm not 6 foot 5.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)

Well, as my T-Shirt says
Hopeless Romantic
seeks
Filthy Whore

;-)



I'll do an actual serious answer later

BDC
(bill, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 0:53, Reply)

ha ha ha!
I'm single. Could be cos I spend the best part of my day on the internets? Who knows..... (EDIT) I just read that back and it sounds like a sly dig at everyone especialy posted on an internet site.... I think my singleness may in fact have more to do with my foot being permenantly jammed in my mouth (EDIT EDIT) I've also realised that I have added no personal details and haven't actualy awnsered the post at all.... so 23/male/canterbury 5ft 8ish and slightly thick at times
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:00, Reply)