Wogan's carked it.
Farewell to the dullest narrator of the shittest music of my childhood. You did good stuff for Comic Relief and you probably weren't a paedophile, but listening to your supercilious middle-class waffling every sodding morning because my mum idolised you will never be a fond memory.

Alt: morning.
( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 7:43, 115 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Children In Need Of A Good Dicking From Tezza MORE LIKE

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 7:52, Reply)

^ Kunt and the Gang's tribute song

( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 7:54, Reply)

hey guys can we get it to christmas number one

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 7:59, Reply)

then in 50 years time tony blackburn will have to play it on 'pick of the pops'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:01, Reply)

if he hasn't been yewtreed by that time, unlikely

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:05, Reply)

I've seen all his movies. he was the best actor in the world and the best one in Harry Potter.

( Peej, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:08, Reply)

Didn't he get that handprint on Hollywood Boulevard for his role as Darth Snape in Die Hard Resurrection in Moscow?

( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:09, Reply)

y

( Peej, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:18, Reply)

I liked Wogan. But then I'm both middle class and supercilious.

( Kroney, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:18, Reply)

And yet they allow Forsyth to live
what a world
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:34, Reply)

Is he a paedophile?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:34, Reply)

No, I don't think so

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:34, Reply)

You don't think so? That's it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:37, Reply)

Well without evidence or sufficient investigation, I can't really say for sure
I mean, I don't watch the man day and night. What do you want from me?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:38, Reply)

Due diligence, Tee Aitch
If you are going to do business with these people, the least you can do is have a bit of a poke about in their affairs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:40, Reply)

they hold Brucie to ransom
they have photos of him giving Jimmy Tarbuck one between the chops at a charity golf tournament.
( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:39, Reply)

I don't know why that's such a big problem
Being gay isn't the career killer it used to be. I say live and let live. Well I don't say it, but I think it sometimes.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:40, Reply)

oh, it wasn't consensual

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:42, Reply)

good heavens

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:42, Reply)

Ha! Classic Brucie bonus

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:15, Reply)

I'll be honest that I've never really watched much of Wogan.
Never been a radio listener really, or a gay.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:34, Reply)

Yeah, well, you didn't have to share a car with my mum for about ten years either.
As soon as I became independently mobile I made it a point of principle not to sit through another minute of Radio 2.
( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:38, Reply)

It's going to be tricky to find someone to fill the role of prime time talk show three nights a week
But mornings have always been about Brian Redhead and, latterly, John Humphries in my house.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:39, Reply)

Brian Redhead?
Sounds like a made-up name.
( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:45, Reply)

Well yes, all names are made up

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:57, Reply)

The name's Nick. Nick...Soapdish. It's French.

( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:03, Reply)

Haha you know like how people have names based on what the jobs their ancestors did? haha
Well imagine if we went back to that system haha. We'd be called things like Steve Van Driver, or Joanne Systems Analyst. Haha, ok thanks guys, you've been great. See you next time.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:12, Reply)

I loved Steve Van Driver in Double Impact!

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:49, Reply)

I really hope there is a Barry Sausage out there somewhere.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:47, Reply)

Radio 4 FTW

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 8:50, Reply)

How old are you all?
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/monroe-or-einstein-optical-illusion-you-may-need-glasses-if-you-see-a-hollywood-actress-rather-than-10154295.html

I couldn't see munroe at all until I held the phone as far away as possible - no bifocals for me just yet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:02, Reply)

Silliness.
"You may need glasses be so blind you have to find your way around using echolocation if you see a Hollywood actress rather than a famous physicist"
( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:04, Reply)

be so blind you have to find your way around using echolocation if you see a Hollywood actress rather than a famous physicist have too much fucking time on your hands
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:20, Reply)

I saw Einstein but I cheated by wearing my glasses

( Peej, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:19, Reply)

My eyes are fine apprently

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:32, Reply)

Clearly you're not a real wanker like some of this lot then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:47, Reply)

I'm puttting this thread on my CV

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:16, Reply)

Found my second car whilst mine's off the road
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-Pajero-DIESEL-MANUAL-1993-F-/272110037543?hash=item3f5b05aa27:g:Hn8AAOSwL7VWqll8
( Kroney, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:41, Reply)

It's done a quarter of a million miles
And knowing your luck, once you get your mitts on it, it will only do about 10 more, before heading off somewhere to die, like elephants do.

Only in a much more expensive fashion.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:45, Reply)

This.
Unless you are good at your own repairs, go for something newer. That said Japanese cars seem to be unkillable.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:24, Reply)

My uncle's fourtrak lasted for fucking ages.
Most of the bits were transit parts as well so it cost fuck all to repair.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:30, Reply)

Morning
What is everyone doing today?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:31, Reply)

Yes, that sounds about right.
Discovering that there were radio stations other then Radio 2 was a childhood revelation.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:32, Reply)

I grew up in a radio 4 household, so i can relate somewhat

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:35, Reply)

I quite like The News Quiz and ISIHAC.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:15, Reply)

The Dog likes the Archers
we leave the radio on so she thinks that people are home when we are out.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:17, Reply)

We normally force the kids to take in The Today Programme over breakfast,
but the youngest has taken to switching it over to the station formerly known as Xfm. This will inevitably lead to Radio 6 as a compromise, as no one needs to hear Chris Moyles.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:15, Reply)

I like 6 music.
Although Radcliffe and Maconie, when they're both there are a bit too 'local radio' for my liking.

Isn't the new xfm station where presenters from the Loaded generation go to die?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:25, Reply)

Radcliffe & Maconie are OK, so long as both are present - they seem to be greater than the sum of their parts.
I had mourned the demise of Xfm, but the bits I actually listen to (weekend evenings) are largely unchanged (ie requests from people in my age bracket), so I just need to ensure I avoid the breakfast (Moyle's), mid-morning (Vernon Kaye) and drive-time (Johnny Vaughan) slots. Ricky Wilson can fuck off, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:31, Reply)

That's a hatrick of shit in the daytime slots.
I find R&M worse when they're together. Too much geriatric nattering, especially from Radcliffe.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:33, Reply)

Years of "Mark & Lard" in the afternoons must have built me a tolerance for his particular brand of waffle.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:37, Reply)

I didn't mind them so much.
Maybe I was just younger and less jaded.

Marc Riley does a good 'proper' radio show these days.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:39, Reply)

He does.
If only he'd shut up about what's on his t-shirts. Calling email "e-mither" isn't big or clever, either.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:43, Reply)

I can't bear radio 2
It gives me the droop
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:47, Reply)

I had to put up with an afternoon of Dermot O'Deary, that time I took my wife's place in hospital.
Radio 2 or Classic FM - what a dilemma.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:20, Reply)

Wot, no Radio 3?

( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:27, Reply)

Interchangeable with Classic FM, to my ear.
This is probably heresy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:35, Reply)

Classic FM is the Daily Mail of radio

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:36, Reply)

Talk Sport is the Daily Star.
Where people phone in and finish their xenophobic rants with things like 'We're supposed to be Great Britain, not rubbish Britain!'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:38, Reply)

Damn right it's heresy.
Classic FM is the Now That's What I Call Classical of classical music.
( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:40, Reply)

Outside of film scores, I don't have much interest in classical music.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:44, Reply)

My mum always had the Radio 2 on, just to annoy us.
That fucking floral dance every fucking morning, I've never been the same. Funny thing was, she hated bogtrotters.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:46, Reply)

For some reason radio 2 was the only station on all day in the chemistry labs when I was a student
it was ok.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:50, Reply)

Oh you ghastly man
Imma sing that shit all day
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:52, Reply)

All together for the Bartle stab

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:52, Reply)

Tee hee.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:54, Reply)

His chirpy flavour of utter bollocks was all too much for me to take in the morning.
In ignoring it as background noise, it only served as a reminder that we're all stuck in our own personal hellish groundhog days in some way or another.

He still wasn't as much of a cunt as Jeremy Vine, so I suppose there's that.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:10, Reply)

True enough.
He was more like New Labour to Jeremy Vine's Conservative Party.
( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:18, Reply)

Jeremy Vine is fucking dreadful.
And when he's off they've managed to find someone even worse to replace him - Feltz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:20, Reply)

Good lord, NO!
It's a good job I no longer listen to R2.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:16, Reply)

I liked Wogan.
There, I've fucking said it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:08, Reply)

Did you wish he played more David Bowie?

( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:10, Reply)

Not in the slightest. Could give much of a shit about Bowie, TBH.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:19, Reply)

Fister was wrong!
In other news, water said to be wet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:36, Reply)

Boolean logic is obviously lost on you, love.
I said that I liked Wogan. That is not wrong. It is a statement of fact. I DO like Wogan.

I assume you were trying to be funny, as you're quite clearly wrong on a wide range of subjects, so any attempt by you to be serious on this subject would highlight you as a complete idiot...oh wait a minute...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:47, Reply)

Jerry! Jerry!
You missed the fact that I was alluding to David Bowie as a callback to the fact that everyone crawled out of the woodwork to say how much they didn't like him when he kicked the bucket, in a manner akin to the outpouring of disdain for Wogan this morning.
( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:58, Reply)

What on earth are you chuntering on about lad?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:33, Reply)

Just your standard tenuous association fallacy,
viz. if you're on B3ta and you like Terry Wogan, you must also like David Bowie.
( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 12:06, Reply)

Just highlighting that your hideous taste is wrong
I bet you wear socks with sandals and have antimacassars on your sofa too
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:04, Reply)

And brown cardigans

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:17, Reply)

^jelly of my knit skillz

( Kroney, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:17, Reply)

Wrong on all counts Swipey
But no one is surprised by that.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:32, Reply)

Wogan bros *fist bump*

( Kroney, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:59, Reply)

Worst of all teh bros

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:29, Reply)

Morning OT
JUst signing in from my deathbed. Im terribly fluey. It's not the GAIDS so not too sure what other hateful stereotype it can be...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:37, Reply)

Is it any of these?
potatoes.ahdb.org.uk/gallery/potato-diseases
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:39, Reply)

It's not a hateful stereotype if its true.

( Peej, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 10:59, Reply)

Bolanayyys bolanayyys bolanayyys bolanayyys

( Kroney, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:00, Reply)

Balloonais

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:03, Reply)

I watched about ten minutes of water boiling on a stove and then wondered what I was doing with my life

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:04, Reply)

I played it to the mrs last night.
She no longer wants to associate with "the internet".
( Kroney, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:04, Reply)

The what now?

( .Yeti., Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:19, Reply)