Haha! Yeah! Internet!
Im slightly hungover today, and my upstairs neighbours seemingly doing impromptu Riverdance at 3am didnt help.
Do you get on well with your neighbours?

alt. Lunch

altalt. Are the Royals over now? What is it they do?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:06, 48 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Classic Chutney Jase!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:08, Reply)

At least I'm trying!
Do tell us a regaling tale of record buying and house renovating!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:18, Reply)

Tell us about your faggoty weekend checking out new bedsits.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:28, Reply)

faggot e weekend is the new politically correct road runner nemesis

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:32, Reply)

They make it very clear they've got no room for ravers :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:25, Reply)

*spits dummy*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:28, Reply)

Are the royals over what?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:33, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:34, Reply)

altalt: head up establishment paedophile rings

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:42, Reply)

The 'It's a royal knockout' deleted scenes
must make for some quite harrowing viewing.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:50, Reply)

The broadcast scenes were pretty bad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:00, Reply)

My neighbour
has a problem 15 year old who was stealing from her and taking the drugs. Also one of my cats kept stealing her pants off the washing line and taking them into our house.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:46, Reply)

I'd like to make it clear that
The cat thing is absolutely true and is in no way an attempt to build up circumstantial evidence to defend against a conviction for stealing a 15 year old girls pants.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:48, Reply)

Your honour.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:48, Reply)

I'll give you £20 for them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:01, Reply)

£25
I've worn them.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:02, Reply)

Deal.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:10, Reply)

What do you mean "are they over"?
My neighbours on one side are fine. The other side are commoners in a too-small house for their burgeoning family. The youngest child was crying and tantruming for at least five hours this morning.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:46, Reply)

Next door's brat has been tantruming for the last two years
with occasional five minute breaks when exhaustion puts him onto the floor
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:51, Reply)

I don't know how the parents haven't killed him yet

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:52, Reply)

This kid started at 5am and was still going when I left for work at about half nine.
This is far from an uncommon occurence. I don't know how *I* haven't killed it, yet.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:54, Reply)

It's probably the mother

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:55, Reply)

They have two children in a two bedroomed house.
It's as bad as Sangatte over there.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:57, Reply)

Do it, the parents will probably thank you

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:01, Reply)

Doubtless. The police are so very unreasonable, however.

( Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:06, Reply)

Just tell them you're legal-variant or some shit, and that repressing your freedoms is blatant institutional crimophobic bullying

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:16, Reply)

As in, shall we become a Republic instead.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:52, Reply)

highly unlikely

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:53, Reply)

Oh I see. You meant "over" as in "disco".
You may not have noticed, but they're not a fad.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:55, Reply)

In that case, no.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:08, Reply)

Dunno yet, I've been in the house for exactly a month so far and haven't talked to them yet.
Which I suppose is a good sign; at least they're not hardcore partying young people or anything.

Alt: Portuguese fish cakes, tomato rice, salad, baguette, cheese.

Altalt: what, Liz, Phil and the gang? Since when have they ever done anything other than endorse marmalade and soak up taxpayers' money?
( .Yeti., Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:49, Reply)

Celebrate good times COME ON!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:52, Reply)

Neighbours. Everybody needs good neighbours.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:07, Reply)

Next door is only a footstep away

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:24, Reply)

Alt alt - The new one
looks a bit like Brain from Pinky and the Brain.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:09, Reply)

My neighbours are great.
On one side they're both retired and in their 60s, never had kids, massive disposable income, and as a result spend maybe half the year somewhere else on holiday.

On the other side they're both well into their 80s and are as deaf as posts. I put their bins out and old Tam brings mine in.

Alt: Had mine thanks.

AltAlt: Over? What do you mean - like flares and mullets? I don't think it works like that Jase.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:31, Reply)

Fortieth reply.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:55, Reply)

DELOLT THIS PLEASE

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:59, Reply)

I think it's fair to say that Jason has made a right old mess of this thread, and has ruined the whole day.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:57, Reply)

Christ almighty, I'm bored.

( Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:29, Reply)

I had a lot of things to sort out, so what I did was went to the pub for lunch instead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:43, Reply)

Seem reasonable to me.
It's certainly what I'd do, were I in your position.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:01, Reply)

think you were a little premature with awarding this to jayse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:03, Reply)

The only contact I've had with my neighbours
is a not slipped under the door from the flat below saying my cigarette ash and butts are falling down onto their balcony.

I have subsequently tried to be a bit less casual with whether I get them in the ashtray/flower pot or not.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:08, Reply)