This is a thread on b3ta's unpopular Off Topic board.
Topics of the day are Brexit (again) and football. Or you can post food blogs, as per usual.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 8:45, 54 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

i have salted peanuts for breakfast
probably a falafel wrap for lunch, as there is a pop-up falafel stall outside today and it looks nice.

brexit and football are just too depressing. 2016, you suck mouldy hairy dead donkey dick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 9:32, Reply)

I dropped the 'football and economic migrants' thing at work yesterday
The British game* is full of economic migrants from the EU yet not one of the people who voted for Brexit seems to be keen on 'sending them back' - despite their well-publicised tax avoidance and bad-boy behaviour. Strange, eh!



*A game I viscerally despise with a passion I normally reserve for MPs or Craig Hutchings
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 9:38, Reply)

That's just an extension of it being OK to be a cunt in Britain as long as you're rich.
Same as rich nutter = eccentric, and so on.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 10:06, Reply)

"Pop-up" should only ever be applied to children's books and pirates.
I don't normally enjoy football, but watching England get thrashed was rather enjoyable.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 9:47, Reply)

or toast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:14, Reply)

Or Pirates

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 12:03, Reply)

or children's books

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 12:32, Reply)

Or toast

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 12:33, Reply)

I'm having bircher muesli with blueberries for breakfast
not sure how it differs from other mueslis other than having bits of fruit in.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 10:10, Reply)

isn't it soggier?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 10:13, Reply)

I'm not saying that arguing the merits of different brands of muesli is the most tragic thing I've ever witnessed on this site,
but it most certainly is.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 10:25, Reply)

oh come on
this statement isn't true
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 10:33, Reply)

It is
They all look and taste the same - like the contents of a Hoover bag.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 10:42, Reply)

Anyone fancy discussing vegan cheese substitutes?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 12:34, Reply)

I don't like brexit or football, or talking about food. Can I talk about something else?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 10:43, Reply)

not in this thread
read the faq, remainian.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 10:47, Reply)

FUCK OFF, I WAS THE ONLY LEAVE CAMPAIGNER ON OFF TOPIX AND I WON

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 10:47, Reply)

we all won m8
just some people are too thick to realise it
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 10:52, Reply)

No, m8, *I* won, but everyone else will be able to share the benefits of my glorious victory. You're welcome.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 10:54, Reply)

I admire the way in which you've maintained a quiet dignity throughout your victory.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:01, Reply)

I did all the hard shit, I deserved this

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:07, Reply)

Take a tip from your wife and eat more fibre.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:10, Reply)

I'm not married

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:13, Reply)

You are, you just dont know it yet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:19, Reply)

his life is over either way

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:19, Reply)

I'm so unhappy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:26, Reply)

Disgusting.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:19, Reply)

No point now the queers have ruined it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:26, Reply)

That's no way to talk about your lady.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:30, Reply)

She's not married

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:30, Reply)

Not surprised.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:44, Reply)

marriage is for benders and the over 40s, and that's a fact.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:47, Reply)

Still looking for Mr Right, eh?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:57, Reply)

KITCHEN CHAT
WHAT IS THE BEST TYPE OF HOB?






( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 10:49, Reply)

electric hobs are for people in council houses and sheltered accomodation

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:02, Reply)

CORN ON THE

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:05, Reply)

SONS CHOICE

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:07, Reply)

ble James Caan in the popular Stephen King adaptation 'Misery'.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:30, Reply)

Its a thumbs up from me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:47, Reply)

nob

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 12:40, Reply)

Björxit
Morning all. For the first time in 5 weeks, I'm NOT working this coming weekend (yet). I will celebrate this by not drinking as I've got a 10k race on fucking Sunday morning. Bad timing or what?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:18, Reply)

No one to blame but yourself.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:20, Reply)

And the foreigners

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:37, Reply)

And old people

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:38, Reply)

With their triple-locked pensions, and free TV licences, and winter fuel allowances, and free bus passes, and not even being able to say they fought in a war for you because everyone who did that is already dead.
Let's be honest, they make excellent scapegoats.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:43, Reply)

no they don't

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:44, Reply)

Yeah, they do.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:49, Reply)

So you'd exclude the elderly from voting? That's not democracy. Disgusting. Shame on you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:59, Reply)

I'd exclude the unemployed.

( Peej, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 12:05, Reply)

?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 12:12, Reply)

I am shocked and appalled at the depths you'd go to, to get the result you want. Despicable.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 12:21, Reply)

AND DER TONKS AND DER GONS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:46, Reply)

This won't seem quite so funny when The Troubles kick off, again.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 11:51, Reply)

Duerrs marmalade is a quid in sainsbo atm

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jun 2016, 12:46, Reply)