Ok, a Whose Line is it Anyway game now
Bad ways to introduce yourself to the new US President
(GONEism, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:12, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Boy!
Fetch my slippers!
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, Reply)

Hello Lewis
*gets coat*
*has been racist*
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:21, Reply)

are you
allowed on the same bus as me nowadays? blimey, how times havve changed
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:21, Reply)

"The name's Griffin,
Nick Griffin."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:24, Reply)

Hey!
Aren't you that fella that made the twin towers broken?
(GONEism, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:24, Reply)

*wink*
*smile*

*pull trigger*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:26, Reply)

.
by walking up and slapping him on the hand - "YO"
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:26, Reply)

It's a pleasure to meet you mr President
And can I just say, you're proving an utter bastard to hit with this sniper rifle. With JFK I could take shots at him in the day AND the night.
(GONEism, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:26, Reply)

Hello
I'm Timothy McVeigh.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:27, Reply)

soooooo, Mr Obama,
Any chance of a repeal of the Anti-Slavery laws?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:29, Reply)

"The name's bin Laden,
Now close your eyes and count to 100. Then we'll see if you can do any better than George..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:32, Reply)

Hello little fella!
*Ruffles hair and tickles under chin*

(Sorry Spike!)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:36, Reply)

I'm the Dirty Weeker who the FUCK ARE YOU?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:37, Reply)

Nice rack, your missus
or

You look better without the beard, Mr. Osama.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:38, Reply)

..
Turn to his wife and say "Hey, aren't you Wayne Brady?"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:40, Reply)

Blaaaaaaarrrrgh
Flurka duuurgl durgle durgle durgle JIM DAVIDSON!

Miaow.
(GONEism, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:53, Reply)

Hello Agnostic
You missed me *nearly* being drug free on Friday. I'm happy to say that the situation was rectified :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:58, Reply)

"Wheres the white women at?"

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:31, Reply)

I'M A SEX PEST PEADOFILE WHO LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH UNDER-AGE GIRLS SO PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M WEIRD.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:52, Reply)

Mr Obama.
Do you smoke cigars.

*winks*
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:01, Reply)

So
I hear you've been struggling to find the white hoes you were promised?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:08, Reply)

I
guess there won't be a white Christmas this year then?
(GONEism, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:22, Reply)

I would have thought that
"Hello, I'm Gordon Brown" would be pretty bad...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, Reply)

So..
after winning the Grand Prix, being one of the best golfers in the world, and now becoming president, I'd say it's been a pretty good week for nearly black people, wouldn't you?
(dchurch bah, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 22:35, Reply)