'nings all
As the day thread is alllll the way down there let's evening it up! *dances*


( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:59, 147 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

1st
Love the sign GB

*edit* So if you were George W Bush, what would you be doing in the White House for when Obama moves in?
Do you remember that Clinton's lot took the W's off the typewriters?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:01, Reply)

I think he will
be writing offensive slogans on the wall in crayon
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:05, Reply)

'evening
Ditto, love the sign, Badger

If I were George Bush, I'd make the most of my last 77 days in office and carry on flinging my faeces around the office while I still can.

Or, I'd be looking for a job: www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/05/george-bush-usa
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:06, Reply)

He can't write

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:06, Reply)

Well drawing offiensive
pictures then
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:11, Reply)

One can only hope that he'll do the right thing...

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:18, Reply)

Evening all
I't not even half past 6 and I'm already struggling to keep my eyes open.

A combination of 4 hours sleep last night and a veritable smorgasbord of shit occurring at work today never tends to have the right effect on me.

I just set fire to a saucepan O_o
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:25, Reply)

Evening lovely people!
Got invited to a fireworks and bonfire display but decided I've evolved past the point where I get excited at gunpowder going bang in the sky.

And I lived in Middlesbrough for a while, you could see things on fire every night there.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:27, Reply)

Duckie
You know what will help? Coming out and getting drunk woooooooooooo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:27, Reply)

love the image
run
(sirolimus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:28, Reply)

@ TGB
I want to see what you're like pissed, Miss Badger!

You just got to laugh at us getting poleaxed on Saturday.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:28, Reply)

Evenin'
Yep, I got invited to a firework party but chose to sit smoking rollies and drinking copella instead.
Go me.
(Sir Clitherington Smythe offers him yourself., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:29, Reply)

I love fireworks
and fireworks MX
(sirolimus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:30, Reply)

@ Beekers
Huh, and you were all excited that we might go see fireworks on Saturday!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:31, Reply)

TGB
I suppose it depends if I've got the energy to haul my sorry ass off the sofa.

I'm almost as old as Lab you know...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:31, Reply)

@ Tulip
I'll be in the mood for it by Saturday.

I'm grumpy as this evening:(
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:39, Reply)

@ ancrenne
Been stressed to the point of being sick and in tears at work with this fucking awful new system they've implemented.

So I've refused invites out the last two nights cos I'm not in the mood to face anyone.

I've been in a proper grump and poor Lusty had to put up with some ranty gazzes this afternoon.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:44, Reply)

Lab is coming out!
He is getting drunk too wooo! And possibly carrying me home afterwards wooooo!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 18:55, Reply)

@ ancrenne
It's awful!

But I've been a nightmare. I've thrown stuff across the room and stormed out about 3 times:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:02, Reply)

Yeah
and my housemate is saying he isn't going to come out but I think I can break him....

*hugs BK and rubs his tummy*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:02, Reply)

*enjoys hugs and tummy rubs*
I need to sort myself out.

I say stupid things when I'm stressed cos I can't deal with it.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:03, Reply)

Hello everyone.
I'm waiting for Little Dorrit to start.

*glees*



I would have been here earlier but my nephew was hogging the computer.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:04, Reply)

yo BGB
what is little dorrit?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:06, Reply)

S'up bitches?
Missed me?
( Cawl, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:11, Reply)

@GB
Dickens adaptation on the tv.



@ancrenne - He is growing BIG but he still likes to hug his auntie Blouse. *grin*
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:14, Reply)

It was good!
People were ok, I didn't have to gut anyone.
None of the fuckers gave me a tip though.
Despite me being extra-nice!
Oh well.


EDIT: I just read this: Author Michael Crichton dies, 66
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7711763.stm
( Cawl, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:16, Reply)

@Kaol
You were being extra nice?

Which in normal terms is not stabbing anyone?
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:18, Reply)

No...
No stabbing.

Someone did look terrified when I opened a bottle of wine, violently though.
( Cawl, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:20, Reply)

Evening all
Loving the sign Miss Badger.

@BK - what kind of system is it?

And a general how are we all to everyone else?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:32, Reply)

@ PoD
Recognisable as the old one but so many needless complexities added to the point of absurdity.

Oh well..
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:38, Reply)

@ancrenne
Having had discussions with my sister the end decision is that it's going back.

I won't wear it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:38, Reply)

Long time indeed
I haven't been around very much at all recently due to having many works to do. The many works are going ok, although I have a meeting with someone important about a project tomorrow, and my team are being useless.
Oh, and I have a large essay for next week that is only about 1/10th done.

On the plus side, I've completed my to do list for the evening, so can get some essay work done now.

How are things apart from being knackered?


@BK - What kind of system though? A name, and what it does?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:38, Reply)

hello all again!
everyone's gone upstairs, woo, I can play with you lot now!

*collapses on nearest sofa*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:39, Reply)

Oh Right
Peoplesoft Oracle it's called.

Used for taking data and sourcing into purchase orders.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:49, Reply)

What about if I do a happy dance?
*happy happy happy dance*


Hi Tulipy. Well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:49, Reply)

yay, vats of gin!
*shares*

*noms*

My drugs have worn off and I've no more.

Will someone rub my tummy better please?

*big eyes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:55, Reply)

*rubs tummy*
Can't say no to big eyes!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)

ER: EDIT: I just read this: Author Michael Crichton dies, 66
they should preserve his dna in amber.
(sirolimus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)

I just ate
the mother of all home-made French Onion Soup with gruyere croutons. Fuck, I'm good :)

How're we all?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Hahaha!
Yes!
Yes they should.
( Cawl, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)

@ Charles
Haha! They should indeed.

Evening Kaol!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:15, Reply)

anyone watching the loathesome home show on c4?
that man's getting on my nerves; ooh, have you got enough money? I've got big plans. 30k can go like that, I'm an architect I can see everything yak yak yak. On the other hand, though, what type of chump gives 30k to someone and then leaves them to totally redo their house? They must have loads of assurances from the production company.
(sirolimus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)

Evenin'
Have just started going to the gym to help increase my overall level of fitness. Usually after a period of inactivity, I dive straight into a more interesting sport (such as a martial art), but I usually lack the fitness to be able to properly get back into it, so I'm gradually working my way up. Have also started Tai-Chi yesterday, which doesn't give me much of a workout but I thought I'd start something new.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:26, Reply)

fanks for the tummy rubs beekers
*feels better*

Mmmm soup. Soup with cretins.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:28, Reply)

Soup really is FTW!
The past week I've made leek and potato, tomato, beef broth and french onion. They've all been fantastic, so so incredibly cheap. I tend to get at least four servings per pan and I'm really enjoying cooking it. And eating it.

I'm about to pass out, so night! Might actually be around for the hsh thread tomorrow :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:31, Reply)

You're very welcome Tulip
Loving the tummy rubs at the minute:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:31, Reply)

The HSH sign
I like it, even if it does leave me in a spin.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:32, Reply)

Evening all!
I've discovered a new sport- Republican baiting. It's quite a lot of fun! How are we all?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:37, Reply)

Evenin PB
@BK: If things are stressing you out, go outside somewhere and let out a great big scream of focused anger. Physical exercise also helps.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:39, Reply)

Evening PB
Where are you carrying out this new sprt then?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:40, Reply)

Evening Spak, BK, Ancrenne
I'm grand, and achieving it through posting on republican web forums. Trolling in the finest tradition.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Hello my lovely ancrenne.
Am about to go and have a bath to recover from my workout. Did you manage to combat your demons in the end?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)

You should try
trolling the craigslist board. I've been getting flamed a fair bit for the things I've posted there!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)

Got my hands full with you lot and AWE (arguewitheveryone) forums
Maybe some other time. Why don't you join me loon? Would pass the time nicely.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:52, Reply)

Well hello
I make it sexytiem o clock
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:55, Reply)

darling! *snogs*
I am very well indeed. It would appear that I can do this uni lark. How's you?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, Reply)

@ Ancrenne
Sometimes when I need to let off steam that bunch of 'tards make for a good intellectual punchbag. Plus the site is fun to troll every now and then. Still, could be worse.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, Reply)

So...
what's happened lately?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:07, Reply)

Wifi is overrated!
I've got a 10 metre ethernet cable and it does everything I could possibly want froma Wifi in this flat. I am now writing this from my bathtub.

Evenin MM. Glad to see you can fit in some b3taing with the hectic university life.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:08, Reply)

@ spakka
are you all nekkid then?

or are you cleaning the bathroom?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:08, Reply)

If you're trolling the rednecks
it can be quite therapeutic, especially if you have to live among them as I do. I mean, look for yourself- how could you not troll such a hate-filled bunch of halfwits? richmond.craigslist.org/rnr/

I have to admit, BGB is right- I'm punching well below my weight there. But sometimes going up to a snarling and snapping chihuahua and pissing on its head just to see what it will do is fun...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, Reply)

ancrenne
Poor pickle, you need more ancrenne time by the sounds of it. Still panting hard then?

EDIT: also, agreed. I have too many things that anger me in my daily life to go looking for more.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:13, Reply)

.
@ancrenne: Here, have a * hug * to help re-charge your anti-demon shield.

@Tulip: I am extremely naked and in the bath. The bubbles have dissolved enough to reveal my revealables. I'd love to ask you to join me, but this bathtub is a bit too small, even for me.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:17, Reply)

ancrenne
cute and fuzzy, as is her wont. It's lovely having her bound up to me when I get in every day :)
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:19, Reply)

@ Loon
Christ... you're not kidding!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:19, Reply)

Hey MM
Glad the student life is treating you well. It's treating me hard. Silly 4th year.

I've given up on work for the night, achieved my full to do list, and did 350 words of an essay on top of it. Go me :)
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:28, Reply)

Hooray for you PoD
I have been emailing vicars tonight. That's a photography degree for you.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:30, Reply)

.
@ancrenne: In that case, I'll re-schedule your hug for after Tulip's hug.

@PoDdErS: Go you! Woohoo!

EDIT: @MM:Is that some kind of euphemism?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:30, Reply)

E-mailing vicars?
That certainly sounds interesting. May I ask why? Photoshoot? Calendar?

And thank you 'spakka. I was quietly proud of myself.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:32, Reply)

spak
no. I really have been emailing vicars.

EDIT: PoD, I need to do a shoot in a church. It's way less interesting when I explain it though.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:32, Reply)

@PB
Yeah, it's pretty sad in there. Getting them riled takes almost no effort, and backing them into a logical corner is as challenging as winding up a Jack Russell. Telling them what inbred fuckwads they are and then demonstrating it to them is actually rather rewarding- it may make a few of them think, at least. And if not, then at least they try to compose insults- which is something like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to assemble a piece of Ikea furniture.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:36, Reply)

@MM
Try me. I have a surprisingly high tolerance for dull stories.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:44, Reply)

PoD
That was it really, the needing to use a church. More updates about the altar and suchlike later.

In other news, I'm off to see Arsenal v. Man U on Saturday. Which is nice.

EDIT: In other other news, my dinner is ready. xx
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:47, Reply)

Oioi!
I know someone else who is going to the footy!

Evenin' All!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Helloooooo!
I'm fine thank you! You?

I am indeed. Up the mighty Gunners! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:54, Reply)

Greetings DiT
Haven't spoken to you in ages. How was your trip to LV?

In other news, I've finished my bath and am now clothed.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:59, Reply)

Hooray!
Also: Hi Spak! Yeah, I'm toning down the usage at work! LV was intense and brilliant and great fun, thanks! Ever been?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:03, Reply)

I'll take one of those hugs
I'm pretty sure I'm dressed.

Yep, I am.


*hugs*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:04, Reply)

Hugs!
*yeah!*

Er, I think LV is Las Vegas!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:11, Reply)

Penguin hugs = flipper engulfage
I don't know if that's actually a word, but it might be.

Is it bad that I'm lying in bed, watching tv, thinking about how I should be doing things for uni?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:11, Reply)

Hello
again.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:14, Reply)

Hello
Yourself! *tackles*

EDIT: We're the shizzo, by the way!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:17, Reply)

We are so cool right now.
EDIT: Damn you ninja!
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, Reply)

hello again
spak, did you just offer me naked bath-hugs?

*is privileged*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:19, Reply)

Hello again MM
@DiT: I've been there as part of my trip round the states. LV isn't really my scene, and has a bit too much of a vibe of showing off wealth for me. New Orleans or San Diego is more my scene.

EDIT: @Tulip: Too late. I'm now fully clothed, but I'll hug you non the less.

* hugs *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:19, Reply)

Showing off wealth?
Shit, that city stinks of desperation! ;)

I however, won big on roulette. Well, if by big you mean $30...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:22, Reply)

DiT
Did you use the special betting system as mentioned on b3ta some time ago?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:25, Reply)

No...
I won money by being drunk and not caring all that much. It seems if you go to a casino intending to win you lose, but if you don't care you're gonna win!

EDIT: That's ghetto parlance for 'the shit', or 'really rather spiffing'. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:27, Reply)

I'm gonna pop a flip flop in your pogo
and bouncy castle down the trampoline.

yea.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:31, Reply)

night love
sleep well xx
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)

g'night ancrenne
@DiT: There were also many signs of poverty there. LV just brings home a reminder about the huge wealth-gap.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)

Fo shizzle, mah nizzle...
When a geeky white guy like me says these things it sounds horribly wrong, somehow...

You know why Dr. Dre always carries an umbrella? Fo drizzle, yo!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:35, Reply)

Yes, there were...
But there were also pimps everywhere, highlighting something.

Thing with Las Vegas is, yes it's ostentatious, yes there's a big divide between the incredibly wealthy and the rest of us, but it is an amazing place. I spent the first 2 days with my jaw on the the floor - if the Americans do only one thing well, it's doing things big.

After a week, though, I'd had enough and was glad to come back to the drizzle!

Anyway, I think I'm going to toddle off to bed. Night all!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:37, Reply)

anyone still here?
?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:04, Reply)

Night DiT, Hi LiaB
I'm kinda here, but tabbing back and forth between websites and my mobile at the mo.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:13, Reply)

You are just
an internet whore spakka.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:17, Reply)

My fuckin'
Internet connection has been sodding around.
( Cawl, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:22, Reply)

Evenin K
@Liab: It's worse than that. I'm also whoring myself to my mobile.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:30, Reply)

Well Spakka
You'll only have yourself to blame if you catch AIDS or scrofula or something.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:32, Reply)

Hey man.
I'm working on Episode Two of Kaol Black - CZSI.

Exciting stuff!
( Cawl, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:33, Reply)

.
@LiaB: Nah. I'll just catch a computer virus that way.

@Kaol: Look forward to seeing it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:35, Reply)

So am I!
I just gotta go it first.
*frowns*
( Cawl, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:37, Reply)

I'm calling it a night now.
'night.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:52, Reply)

G'night!
...

*lights cigarette*
( Cawl, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:56, Reply)

*lights cigarette also*
'cept it's a roll-up.

do post your shit - I like the artwork in the last one.
(lost, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:02, Reply)

Just when I thought it could go no lower...
The personal ad I placed about a month ago just got a reply.

From a dwarf. Whose screen name is Rdnkcntrygrl.

I wish I could say that I was making this up.

Please shoot me now.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:09, Reply)

TRL
was the ad for redneck girls?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:11, Reply)

No.
It was not.

I wrote it carefully, in my usual style, which is NOT anywhere near redneck.

Now, being a dwarf in itself is not a deal breaker to me. I can deal with that.

Redneck dwarves frighten me.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:13, Reply)

Helooooooo
I take it that nobodies here now!

10cc

I'm not in love (except Badger)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:16, Reply)

Rather you than me.
I can't be around "little people" without getting uncontrollable giggles.

My one weakness.

Dok, I'm here, just fitting together then next episode of my comic.
( Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:16, Reply)

But Kaol
Compared to you most people are 'Little People'!

Gods I hate being drunk!

Not really!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:27, Reply)

On the up side
she wouldn't have to kneel to give a blowjob...

/coat
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:29, Reply)

Hahaha!
I mean actual midgets and dwarves.
I can't help it.

Although I always feel awful for laughing.

Loon, there's a German word for that.
I've no idea how to spell it though.
( Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:30, Reply)

Loon
You are a very bad man!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:36, Reply)

Right,
Next instalment of Kaol Black will be up by 2!
( Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:49, Reply)

What
I don't believe you Kaol!

But then again I'm drunk!

Where's a huggy person when they're needed!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:59, Reply)

German?
Der weinerschlobber?

I prefer to use my best Sean Connery voice and say "cocksuckery".

EDIT: I should add here that the personal ad was for someone to hang out with in the evenings and have dinner, not for a new relationship. And I made that abundantly clear in the ad.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:59, Reply)

You're always drunk.
You dirty hobo!

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post295941
( Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:00, Reply)

Kaol
That comic's rocks on a scale that I can't even see!

Muchly Excellent!

Oh and Badger, The sign ROCKS!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18, Reply)

Thank you Herr Doktor
*grins*

I can't wait for next week, it's gonna be amazing!

Well, I'm looking forward to it, the story gets exciting...

I'm going for a smoke, then to bed now, catch you guys tomorrow.
( Cawl, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, Reply)