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evening evening evening

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:19, 135 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Evening
In a contrast to yesterday, today's year six science was populated by fuckers.

The problem is that this is the school I am going to work at.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:22, Reply)
Hey Mrs L
That sucks, sorry *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:25, Reply)
Evening
I have been sat here since 10am - I need a life.

But I don't really want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:26, Reply)
Not all bad though GB
I got the better of them in the end.

The TA said that they usually play up for supply teachers and I was they only one who had got them under control.

One boy who was a fucker at the start of the lesson really turned it round by the end. So I said so to him. He said, "well the thing is Miss, when we get a supply teacher we wind them up until they loose it, but you didn't loose it"
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:31, Reply)
Well played then
Mrs L - Super Teacher *plays hero music*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:33, Reply)
Argh!
I've lost my freaking pen again. What is the world coming to?!

I hate mood swings. I was feeling pretty good this morning but since lunch I've been a bit meh and getting increasingly anxious for no reason. I even did a bit of comfort eating while I was waiting for the bus ='[

Hope people are having better evenings than me.

:edit: Wow, didn't realise how dead the thread had become!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:13, Reply)
I'm back from making dinner
It's in the oven.

I know that it pisses off /talk when we talk about dinner, makes me want to do it all the more.


'tis quiet here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:17, Reply)
Blimey
Bit quiet in 'ere, isn't it? I'm sure it'll pick up later.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:24, Reply)
I've killed the
thread three times today, I am reluctant to post anything *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:28, Reply)
hello!
Never fear, for I am here!
What have I missed this week then?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:28, Reply)
Hey Lucy
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:30, Reply)
'ello Badger and LVP
That thread borking thing is a bugger isn't it? Couple of weeks ago I was borking them left, right and Chelsea.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:31, Reply)
I did blame you for giving it
to me DG :p

How's you anyways? Trying again for the Chinese tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)
Hey TGB and DG
I am very well thank you, I am nearly through my first week of training at work! whoop whoop.
Soon I'll be able to give exquisitely excellent customer service to those lucky lucky people who get through to me.

sorry if I'm being a bit slow but my laptop is spakking out after trying to import some songs AND play Freecell at the same time.

How be ye all this evening?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:35, Reply)
Nah
Leftover frozen curry from last week FTW!

BK says you might be in Leeds on the 13th... we're in Leeds as well that day...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:35, Reply)
I may very well
be visiting oop Norrfff that day indeed.

BK keeps enticing me with lovely b3tans I could meet if I go :D
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:37, Reply)
Hey Lucy! *hugs*
How are you this chilly evening?

@ Badger
Yes, join us! Join us!

There's tea in it if you do:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:39, Reply)
But what about
All us lovely b3tans from daaan saaarf? Surely we're better than the up norf people?

*prepares to run from a mob from the north*

:edit: And hello lucy. Nice to see you round these parts. You doing ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:40, Reply)
Woo.
May well see you there then.

I'm off for a bit as my internet conenction is cocking around. Laters!

*EDIT* Tea, BK? TEA???
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:40, Reply)
I've met b3tans
from oop norf, daaan saaauf and from the midlands and you are all equally lovely and crazy :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:41, Reply)
@ Davros
Yeah, Badger loves tea.

I may even branch out to a cider:D

@ Captain V.
You know us Norfeners rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:43, Reply)
Hi beekers and Cap'n V!
I am ok thank you. Pretty tired after all this mental stimulation this week. I've been quite used to America's Next Top Model being about as difficult as my day gets. All this work has been quite a shock.
How are you two doing?
Any nice plans for t'weekend?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:43, Reply)
Hmmm
I suppose there should have been a u in saaaauf rather than an r. *slaps self so TGB doesn't have to*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:45, Reply)
Hi all.
Having trawled the qotw, I seem to be the only female B3tan to have partaken of toyboys. All the other women are going on about older men.

I feel dirty now : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:46, Reply)
@ Lucy
Yarp, Lusty's coming up tomorrow for the weekend:)

Just going to have a nice chill out.

@ Blouse
Never mind, all the blokes are mentioning older women. I've gone 8 1/2 years in both directions so I'm claiming middle ground.

*edit*
Strictly speaking 7 1/2 years younger, not 8 1/2. I forgot I'm only 28 for a second there:s
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:47, Reply)
BGB
Don't feel dirty. Toyboys are great. I wish I'd had more opportunities to be one. I especially liked your 10 minute pick up. Beats my record =[

:edit: And what a lovely middle ground that'd be =p
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:49, Reply)
BGB!
Hello! I haven't spoken to you for a while!
I haven't had a toyboy.
I had a younger male but I don't think he was young enough to be a toyboy though.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:50, Reply)
Oh well!
Having finally found someone my own age you can all rest easy now : )

Hi lucy. I'm just off to watch Little dorrit. I'll be back in a mo.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:51, Reply)
@ V.
You're so sweet!

*pinches cheeks*

@ Lucy
I enjoyed being a toyboy. She had the tricks, I had the stamina. Just a shame we both had mental issues and everything else about the relationship was a train wreck!

Ah well

*lived*
*learned*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:51, Reply)
Evening
Yay! For once I've got a good story to post to the QOTW this week.

In other news, I've coughed away my flu.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:52, Reply)
*feels like he's five years old again*
Now all my urges feel completely unnatural and dirty! I want to feel my age again!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:52, Reply)
Cap'n V
You're never too young to be a toyboy are you? surely as long as there's older women you can be.
Unless you are actually Father Time. In which case, you've missed your opportunity.
whoops.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:53, Reply)
I meant I felt young
Because BK pinched my cheeks and feeling like you're 5 years old but at the same time having urges of a sexual nature feels a bit odd no matter how comfortable you are with the idea of being a toy boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:56, Reply)
@ V
It wasn't those cheeks!

*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:57, Reply)
I'm back.
No Little Dorrit on tonight. *confuses*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:00, Reply)
Re toyboys
I look several years younger than I am, so I could theoretically become the toyboy of a younger woman.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:04, Reply)
No spakka
That just doesn't make any sense. No sense at all!

*rubs bottom* *smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:05, Reply)
You are right BGB
I've just realised I'm sat here waiting for it to start and all we've got is a tabloid thing about Shannon Matthews.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:06, Reply)
I feel cheated Mrs Bin.
How are you btw?



And if I was still single and 30 then I'd have each and everyone of you all my lovelies : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:09, Reply)
*is drawn back*
Did I hear something about BGB lurrvin?!

*reads*
Aww :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:10, Reply)
Took my emotions
Right out of my emotion place TGB.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:12, Reply)
I'm good thanks BGB
Looks like I'm going to be teaching the class I'm taking over tomorrow afternoon.

The could have said something about not putting on Little Dorrit. Does this mean I'm going to have to watch the Sunday omnibus?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:12, Reply)
@ BGB
Pulling a train or over several nights?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:12, Reply)
@GB
I may have been a tart in my younger days but I was always an equal opportunities tart.

*giggles*

Edit - Mrs Bin. I can't watch the Sunday omnibus as it coincides with Wild China on BBC2.

@Beekers, one at a time. I'm not good at multi-tasking. *laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:14, Reply)
Fuck me
I'm the same age as Shannon Matthews mother.

I have to say the years have been much kinder to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:15, Reply)
Glad to hear it BGB ;)
Are they still going on about Shannon Matthews? *boreds*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:17, Reply)
@ Mrs L
I knew she had something to do with it from the beginning!

But then I'm just prejudiced against rancid, manky Dewsburry chav scum. Just made a lucky call:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:17, Reply)
iPlayer BGB
It's going to be the only option.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:17, Reply)
BK
I felt the same about the mother of Sarah Payne. I still think she was behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:18, Reply)
My advent calender is nearly empty
I'm surprised it's lasted this long even though I don't really like chocolate very much =s
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:20, Reply)
I am determined
not to eat all the chocolate out of mine before the allotted days.

I have the willpower of a 5 year old :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:20, Reply)
I don't have a calendar
I just want to hobernate over christmas

*scrooges*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:22, Reply)
I used to be like that
But for the last few years my Mum has insisted on buying me a lindt(!) advent calender even though I've told her I don't want one. Seeing as lindt is the only chocolate (other than white chocolate) that I actually like it's never lasted long.

There is a great big santa for number 24 =D

:edit: That's a point BK! TGB I thought you hated Christmas?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:22, Reply)
You have advent calenders?
Just go out and buy some chocolate. *laughs*

My 8 year old nephew said the other day that it would be much nicer if the big chocolate was in the middle of the month instead of the end.

I think he is wise beyond his years : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:22, Reply)
Re kidnapping plots where the parents were behind it
I bet the kids must really dread the "Your mom" jokes.

@Mrs L: Congrats on getting the job.

TGB: How's your flu? If you're recovering, you deserve to pretend December is going by quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:24, Reply)
How can you
eat ahead on an advent calender!

That is just wrong on so many levels. You people disgust me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:25, Reply)
Oh my
Several memories that I'd long since buried away have just resurfaced about me and an ex, when we were 17 - 18, trying anything and everything we could related to sex the one relevant to this conversation being body chocolate which, personally, I think is a bit pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:25, Reply)
Who hates Christmas?
I fecking LOVE christmas. I think it's all the twinkly lights and tinsel. I like things to be colourful and happy.
I just love Christmas. Last year I strained a bum muscle doing my ItsNearlyChristmas dance.

LOVE IT.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:26, Reply)
@ Blouse
Because he'll get plenty chocolate anyway at Christmas?

That's a good point!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:26, Reply)
What the hell is involved
in the It's Nearly Christmas dance that could cause you to strain your bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:27, Reply)
Well
It just involves throwing yourself around whilst singing "It's nearly Christmas".

My bum muscles are quite sensitive though. They strain quite easily. I've done one in by sneezing. And that's amazing considering how shit my sneeze is.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:28, Reply)
LvP
Pictures, or no straining occured.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:28, Reply)
@Lucy
You made me guffaw. Not something I've done for a while.


I'm not a big Christmas fan but I love watching children around this time and how they light up with anticipation of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:28, Reply)
I hate christmas
but I like chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:31, Reply)
Al
How could I take a photo of a strained muscle?
Unless of course, you're just angling for a bum shot.
Could you?
No, not sweet little Al.

I am one of the clumsiest people ever. If you can pull a muscle doing something, or trip over, or generally get into a pickle doing something, I will.
I am accident prone.
:(
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:33, Reply)
Don't worry LvP
I've done it for you.


(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:35, Reply)
hehehe
very good Al!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:36, Reply)
@Al
You are a cartoon genius.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:36, Reply)
OMG
Al...Were you there?

That's pretty much it actually. This scene can be applied to most exciting events
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:37, Reply)
This Shannon Matthews program
is just a load of 'these people are common shits'.

And it's true.

*edit* two weeks until the end of term. I'll do the dance then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:37, Reply)
Most exciting events eh?
*giggles while thinking about bum sex*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:38, Reply)
@ Mrs L
Yup, I saw it unfold as I live fairly near it all.

All these scummers lighting candles like a fucking chav nativity!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)
Interestingly enough
I don't ever remember pulling a bum muscle due to sex. I must warm up properly or something.

It's mainly a dancing injury.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)
@Mrs Bin
Posh people abuse their kids in much classier ways like making them wear velvet pants and calling them Tarquin or Jocasta.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)
No, no
I wasn't talking about pulling muscles during sex I was ..... er .....

Never mind.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)
Laters All
I'm off to a quiz!

*huggles all*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)
The class
I taught today had a Pamela and a Barbara.

These are 10 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)
I'm off to collapse
I feel like crap.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:44, Reply)
Get well soon honey.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:45, Reply)
Thanks Mike
Love you too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:48, Reply)
Heeeeeeere's Herr Doktor
Evening all, how are you doing?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:46, Reply)
ByeAl!
Thanks for the cartoon!
I'm off in a minute to watch Buzzcocks.
See you later people!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:46, Reply)
Oh Noes
I turn up and people leave.

They don't wuv me!

*hangs head*

*sads*

*cries*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:48, Reply)
*points and laughs at Dok*
Har Har!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:55, Reply)
I is back
for about 30 seconds then it's nommy curry time!

Can I just say, nom?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:58, Reply)
*cries more*
You're so mean Badger, and I thought you liked me!

You'll not be getting chocs from me again, and I'll not let you stroke the coat of furry!

I've decided to wear that to every bash from now on.

Hey DG, yes you can for curry is nomable, I had one earlier. Omnomnomnomnom
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:59, Reply)
I'm lovely
*does the lovely dance*

Enjoy the curry DG!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:59, Reply)
*wipes away tears*
*watches lovely dance*

OK you can have these Celebrations I just happen to have about my person.

*chocolate delivery dance*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:06, Reply)
@bgb
I had a toyboy once! Well, I was 18, he was (a very old) 15... that doesn't really count, does it? *sigh*

Not that I'll post about it on QOTW, because the trolls are out in force today... sad little gimps.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:09, Reply)
HI DJ and Empress
I'll not be posting mine either due to the trolls, well maybe one.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:13, Reply)
Celebrations?
ooh nommy
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:24, Reply)
Hey people.
Don't be scared of the trolls. They are few and we are many.

I had my first good trolling this evening since starting on B3ta and it was fine.

He was an amateur though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:30, Reply)
*giggles*
Thanks DJ, your thighs are looking lovely too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:34, Reply)
*look sheepish*
I don't remember that, sorry butiamsureitwasveryverynice
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:37, Reply)
Trolls are like buses.
You don't see any for ages and then three come at once.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)
I was feeling up Bert
So I wouldn't have been shocked if I was feeling you up to. Well feeling you up above the thighs :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:47, Reply)
Hi BGB
How are you?

DJ Mine go +12, =, -6, -18, +5. But I'm not sure if the -18 counts it was for like 7 hours, and we wern't together for most of it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:48, Reply)
what those numbers?
What did I miss? I don't see what I missed? Yours don't add up either Dok.

-6-18+5 = -19
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:52, Reply)
age
differences GB
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:56, Reply)
Badger
They are years, in chatting about the new QOTW. So if you know how old I am you can work out how old my girlfriends have been. If you really wanted to know!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:56, Reply)
Achtung!
A brief visit from the resident drunkard/sexpest/saviour*.

Missed y'all.


Happening?










*delete as appropriate
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:56, Reply)
Wait so the equals
are the same age as you?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:57, Reply)
Hi Mrs Bin
Osok I read that as drunkard/sexpest/rapist.

I think I really do need some sleep!

Not bad, quite good really!

EDIT yes Badger, you're being a bit slow tonight, not got over you flu thing yet?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:59, Reply)
Evening Dok, Osok
any news job wise Osok?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:01, Reply)
Hmm
I know I am missing one here but


=,=,+2,+11,+4,+2,=,=

*feels bad for forgetting someone*
They were obviously shit
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:01, Reply)
*Comes back on thread*
*sees all the numbers*

*head spins*

*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:04, Reply)
Badger
So you like your older men do you!

*winks*

Edit BGB don't worry it's just some wierd esoteric maths!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:04, Reply)
I like this game
But I can only remember my last girlfriend who was +0.5. Not sure about anybody else. Is that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:05, Reply)
Or people the same age
*points at equals*

Man who else did I sleep with... *looks at list*

I'm going to have a d'oh moment when I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:06, Reply)
Jobs?
Yep I am now back to the job I had 10 years ago, a salesscum for VW. Since I started they have sacked 2 x salesscum, 1 x sales manager, 1 x sales admin, 1 x workshop foreman. Luckily I am the best and everyone else smells, so my sales are 100% outrageous, but it's worrying to say the least. Bouncing off the overdraft limit and beating the children with big sticks.

(Missed you guys BTW)
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:06, Reply)
Captain
Yes that could be seen as bad ;)

*waves*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:07, Reply)
TGB
At least you know how many you're missing.

I've remembered another. Another ex girlfriend, she was = and the girl I lost my virginity to but I can't remember how old she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:08, Reply)
Badger
I missed them on purpose. ;)

Getting better there Captain.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:09, Reply)
That is bad V
I keep track of numbers not names.

Hmm I'll have to start taking photos of them :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:10, Reply)
That'd be the ultimate little black book wouldn't it!
I'm sure if I tried hard enough I could remember most of them but to be honest I can't really be bothered. I've thought of a couple more (including a German and a Lithuanian) but I never knew how old they were in the first place.

I'm really not painting a good picture of myself here am I >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:14, Reply)
hmm
= = = +1 +2 -8 +2 +2

-8 was fun. I was 24!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:14, Reply)
Mrs Bin!
Will you be furnishing us with the tale of your -8 sometime during this qotw?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:16, Reply)
I don't think so
as I have just found out my brother-in-law reads QOTW and knows it's me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:17, Reply)
I put -12
by accident and then Ninja'd it. I thought I was 28 at the time, and then I realised I was married by 28!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:19, Reply)
hahahah
DJ that would be brilliant *buys poloroid*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:21, Reply)
Captain
If I was you I'd stop now.

Mrs Bin you cradle snatcher you. I can't say anything really coz my -18 was at Easter this year, and my first, the +12 was when I was 15.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:22, Reply)
Dok
That's the best advice I've been given in a long, long time.

I wish I thought more about what I'm about to say or type before saying or typing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:24, Reply)
Ha ha
This made me laugh

failblog.org/2008/12/04/bell-ringer-fail/
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:29, Reply)
Oh gods
That just made me howl with laughter!

Mrs Bin I salute you!

*hugs*

EDIT OK I'm going to bed, the sleep monster has got me, and is dragging me away.

Night every bunny!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:32, Reply)
everyones left me
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:53, Reply)
*hasn't left you*
Just busy doing nothing =s
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:56, Reply)
Not yet
Badger, I was spying!

Aaarrrgggghhhh I've been having 4 different conversations tonight, and 2 of those are with the same person by txt an email! No wonder I have a headache.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:56, Reply)
No I'm here GB
but I'm not paying much attention as Mr Bin has a migraine and I have to look after him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:57, Reply)
I'm watching House
:)

Although it's messing with my typing as I'm confusing S's with L's :p

*is aware they are on opposite ends of the keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:58, Reply)
I like House
It's funny!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:00, Reply)
It
is hilarious in times!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:04, Reply)
Right
Time for bed.

Laters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:04, Reply)
Time for me to tuck myself in
Night guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:34, Reply)
Anyone still around?
I've finished my first case study and it only took...counts...fucking ages.

*watches tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:38, Reply)
Woo, I'm home...
*kicks tumbleweed*

Ah well!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:37, Reply)

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