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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've got 8 pints of milk to last me until Monday, when the milkman will leave 4 more. I aren't going to let it go off, so what can I do with it? I reckon 3 pints will get used by Monday, but that still leaves 5.

Preferably a proper use for milk rather than pouring it into a bucket and soaking my genitals in, or filling balloons with it and throwing them at any old ladies that go past my house.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:51, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Rice pudding!
There is nothing else to say.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:55, Reply)
Large quantities of porridge
Or an enormous rice pudding
Or an enormous bread-and-butter pudding
Or enough custard to float a small rowing boat.

All of which are fantastic nourishment for warding off this cold weather we're having.
Edit: Just spotted misspiggy's post. Glad someone agrees with me on the rice pudding front.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:56, Reply)
one summer a long time ago when summers were actually hot
the milk on my doorstep was funny within minutes of being delivered and we were left with many pints of yucky milk.

My late father made it all in to cottage cheese and made us eat cottage cheese for every meal for 17 years and gave the rest to the neighbours.

So yeh just put in it a bucket. Or buy loads more milk and have a bath in it like Cleopatra. Maybe she bathed in cats milk. Imagine how long it would take to milk a cat enough to fill a bathtub!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:56, Reply)

Mix it with lots of mince and make a cow.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:58, Reply)
bread and butter pudding it is.
huzzah

mind you, the kids don't like the stuff for some inexplicable reason.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:59, Reply)
CHEESE

Learn to make cheese in your bath!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:00, Reply)
for reference
I believe cleopatra was supposed to have bathed in ass's milk.

or ass milk...whatever
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:01, Reply)
I know ;)
I was being silly :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:04, Reply)
I wanted to put a bit about ass milk
I'm feeling silly today myself
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:06, Reply)
Ass milk
reminds me of Chart Cats post about the threesome. Look it up, it's the top of his popular answers.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:08, Reply)
Hot Chocolate
Lots of it and tip loads of rum or brandy in. It's even nice when it's cold.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:23, Reply)
Sauce!
Lots of lovely, lovely bechamel sauce.

You can probably pour off some of the cream and make butter.

Edit: Make Yorkshire pudding and/or pancakes, also. Then serve them with chicken and cheese sauce. Then immediately die of cholesterol poisoning.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:39, Reply)
Cheese
I love the idea of cheese. Cheese is amazing :) yum yum
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:40, Reply)
Drink it.
Milk is ace.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:42, Reply)
mmm pancakes
with ice-cream.

If you haven't tried it, you're missing out. and then eat it with a knife and fork to get funny looks.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:52, Reply)
Erm!
Freeze it?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:00, Reply)
Leave it outside the door of an OAP who you detest
.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:10, Reply)
@BGB
nah, freezing it makes it go funny when you thaw it out
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:57, Reply)
But the winner is
Charles with his OAP idea.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:58, Reply)

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