Evening thread.

( wanderlust, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:29, 157 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just as I get here
everyone goes home.
:(

I'm not going to be about for a while folks so I'll leave this here as a farewell present.

Bye byes!
( wanderlust, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:31, Reply)

Evening
I have clothes on now!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:33, Reply)

Ive been in bed for 3 days
And Ive formed an unnatural addiction to godlenballs (the telly show)

Ive got work tomorrow and Im actually going to sky plus it. Ive never watched anything so shit and so good in my entire life.
(i should have joined myspace, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:34, Reply)

I've only
ever seen bits of it. Never understood what it's about to be honest.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:39, Reply)

Evening all....
....just passing and saying "Hello". I promise no car chat, no insults, no lame jokes, just a pleasant demeanour. :O)
(The Stig, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:39, Reply)

@ Stig
Who are you, and what have you done with the Stig?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:53, Reply)

Ohh
11+ test.

I got 9 out of 15

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7773974.stm
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:06, Reply)

15/15
And 1:49 left.

Some of the numeric sequence ones made me think a bit though.

Perhaps you're wearing too many clothes Mrs Bin...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:21, Reply)

11+ test
7 out of 15.
gonna do it again and cheat this time.
(bugboybeast, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:21, Reply)

I wasn't really trying
and I was watching telly at the time.

I took the 11+, when I was 11. I was one point off a pass.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:24, Reply)

I got 7
Back to kiddy school for me
(i should have joined myspace, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:24, Reply)

Myspace
I got 9.
I teach primary.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:25, Reply)

Oh well I dont feel so bad now
I confess.. It took me a while to understand the questions. I can do A levels but not 11+ it seems
(i should have joined myspace, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:27, Reply)

just been on the telly
hurrah!
(sirolimus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:38, Reply)

@ Charles
I'm guessing it was an interview or something and not Crimewatch?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:45, Reply)

correct a mundo
How do I go about getting on IMDB?
I was 'uncredited' but no matter!
(sirolimus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:52, Reply)

@ Charles
Was it a film? Which one?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:55, Reply)

Day of the jackal
Boom! No, was the telly.

I'm off to watch day of the jackal now, though
(sirolimus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:58, Reply)

14/15
Had nearly 2 mins to go when I got to the last question but just couldn't get it =/
( Captain V, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:58, Reply)

Evenin
15/15 but didn't finish in time.

Anyway, I'm still working on my answer to this week's QOTW (as usual, I've left it to the last minute), so I'll be more off than on tonight.

EDIT: In the mean time, here's my entry to the image challenge
www.b3ta.com/board/8994453
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:10, Reply)

@ Mistaspakkaman
I should spang you for that. Still, it's shaping up to be a good evening- no WOD!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:28, Reply)

Evenin PB
WOD? RIS!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:47, Reply)

WOD = Waste of DNA
Otherwise known as housemate's girlfriend who severely pissed me off last night. Apparently she does this quite a lot (i.e. complain at people rather than talk with them as an adult) and considers it acceptable behaviour. Not on my sodding watch she won't.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:53, Reply)

WOD reminds
me of a girl called Nicky who I was seeing just over a year ago. Stunningly attractive, but utterly soul destroying to be around. Constantly moaning and critical...

Matters came to a head when she marched me into town and asked me to buy pile ointment for her because she wasn't brave enough to go into Boots on her own.

And she still owes me the £3.75 for the bum cream.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:15, Reply)

@ PJM
That's gallantry, that is.

I went in for some earlier in the year and said, "Do you have pile cram? I have IBS and my bum hurts." Why lie? They'll have heard it all before.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:20, Reply)

I did feel like saying
"It's for the girl over there with black hair" but then I guess anyone would say that.

Besides, the smile I got from the till girl as I handed my money over was enough to ease the embarrassment of suffering hemorrhoids by proxy.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:23, Reply)

Oh well
Worth it just for that then:)

It wasn't a pitying smile was it?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:24, Reply)

I refuse to do anything like that
Not a question of gallantry, more having the other face their own embarrassment. Men buying tampons?? Never...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:24, Reply)

Haha
The smile was more like a leer... Either the purchase didn't bother her or she had strange habits.

@Piston

That was very much my opinion. I had the b3ta story half written before I got to the end of the queue.

Moral of the story is: Tell teh interweb
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:26, Reply)

@ PB
Not one of these new men then? :D

I wouldn't mind buying tampons. They know they're not for you. Mind you, I might place them on the counter with a wink and a "Yup, blow jobs for me this week!"

*not really a new man either*

@ PJM
Strange habits? Like licking your fingers after you'd applied it?

*shudders*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:27, Reply)

*ventures in*
*reads thread*

*saunters out again, sharpish*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:31, Reply)

My ex
used to buy tampons for me.

When asked in hushed tones if he wanted them in a bag he would reply "no thanks, I'll eat them now".
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:32, Reply)

@ tulip
Don't leave!

What's your stance on blokes buying feminine products?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:32, Reply)

*spits coffee at screen*
It's like HLT barging in and finding everyone with trousers at half mast.

I'd have no problem buying tampons. The only issue is they aren't "one size fits all" (piss poor choice of words PJM) so I'd worry about getting it wrong. Exactly the same as how you would if you were buying an oil filter at Halfords.

"Does this one fir under my bonnet?"

Besides, one of my few positive attributes is my gentlemanliness.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:34, Reply)

If I needed a bloke to buy me feminine products
I imagine my stance would be akin to "doubled over in pain".

Why?

edit@PJM - the size of the tampon has got nothing to do with the size of the, er, place it's designed for!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Evening all
Erm...I think I'll leave this conversation until it veers back to kitteh fluffehness...circle of life and all that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:36, Reply)

@ PJM
"I'd like some tampons please"

"What size would you like"

"Er..."

"They come in compact, small, medium, large, and sheep."

Sorry ladies!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)

One size fits all
I was speaking metaphorically - the nearest analogy I could get was oil filters.

Ahem.

*Waves*

Look, it's BeckyConsonants everyone.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:40, Reply)

oh lordy
why are we talking about this? why?


edit@BK - where exactly are you buying these tampons from if you have to ask for them over the counter? are they special drug-releasing ones that I don't know about? are they? tell me!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Hello!
I'm back, and I've had a lovely stew for dinner :D

My afternoon was full of swearing, AV equipment and knotted cables.

But I don't have to go to work 'til 12 tomorrow :D

Then I've gotta work 'til 2 or 3am...

But it's ok.

*goes off to finish comic-things*
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:44, Reply)

Two great comments here
Fuzzy's ex saying he'd eat them now and BK's sheepon.

Now for the pleasantries. Hello folks, how are we all this fine eve?
( Captain V, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:44, Reply)

My bad
Wastes of DNA, soul destroying ladies, bum cream, tampons.

I single handedly brought the conversation to a juddering halt.

Sorry.

I really, really like kittens though (fact).
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:45, Reply)

I have a question
Yunno naked, the word? Why is it naked with a d on the end? Why isn't "to nake" a verb?

(I have been playing boggle and tried to play nake as a word and it wouldn't let me. Also, b3ta is bad for boggling. I kept trying to play words like "bindun" and "lully" and wondering why they weren't allowed. Although "noes" is, hurray!)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:46, Reply)

@ Tulip
I know, I was using comic license:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:47, Reply)

BK...
I've told you before, until you make a weekly comic, you've not got a licence.

*whistles for Lab*

I'll get the van.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:48, Reply)

@ Kaol
In that case, I was telling bare-faced lies:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:50, Reply)

@ BK
were you?

well in that case god has just squished a cake.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:50, Reply)

Oh...
I have no jurisdiction here then.
I'll get the van.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:51, Reply)

Hello everybody!
*audience* Hello Doktor Lemminge.

How are you lot tonight.

Mrs Bin, you told porky pies, I bought load of cornflakes and you weren't in any of them! You feeling better now you have clothes on?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:56, Reply)

@ tulip
Squished a cake?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:56, Reply)

Dok!
*smooshes*

thank you for letting me stay at your island yesterday, it was lovely!

@BK, yeah - lying merely warrants him squishing a cake - kittens get squished only if its a wank.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:58, Reply)

Hey Dok!
How's spiky lil' Kaol?
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:58, Reply)

Well the last time I bought tampons
it was for a different species. And I think I'll leave it at that!

Hi PJM *waves*

Hi everyone :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:58, Reply)

hey becks
*waves back*

That's an interesting statement!

@tulip

Wanks? Kittens? God? Squish? Really?

*fears*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:00, Reply)

b3ta has been blocked at work
"Category: Tasteless"

marvellous

:(
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:01, Reply)

Tulip
*smooches back*

You're welcome on my island anytime. See I am the perfect host!

Little Kaol's doing great, still a bit shy, but getting better.

god that sounds so wrong!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:01, Reply)

@BK
Yes, didn't you know?

Tsk.

I bet I've just saved you a fortune in tissues.

And porn.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:03, Reply)

* pops in *

* shakes it all about *

* pops out *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:04, Reply)

@ tulip
You have, now I can just use dead kittens!

Not for the porn, that would be sick!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:05, Reply)

Spakka
We'll have less of that young man!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:05, Reply)

Well, he's got a lot to live up to!
Feed him plenty of worms :D
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:07, Reply)

@ Dok
in that case, can I have the last two weeks in July and a week in February please?

I'll mark it on me lully b3tafellows calendar!

@BK - no, oh no! not dead kittums!

*cries*

*runs back to Dok's island where it's nice and all the kittums are alive*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:08, Reply)

He had
Mealworms earlier!

OK Tulip, but it depends on the dates, Can't see it being a problem though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Aaargh! Not worms!!
* runs off at great speed *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:09, Reply)

I see
that I've not missed much in the last hour or two then?

:)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:11, Reply)

I'm a little creeped out by mealworms.
It's the chewing, I think.

One of 'em could chew right inside you, and vanish, 'til a beetle crawled out of the hole :|
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:11, Reply)

Nope
Nothing particularly sane at least!
( Captain V, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:13, Reply)

Hi K2
It would be just horrible if this place changed and you know it!

Kaol, I don't think they would really!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:14, Reply)

I know...
But they still give me the fear a bit.

Waxworms, on the other hand...
Never feed one to a Mantid.
It's like a water balloon filled with custard being slammed in a bear-trap.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:15, Reply)

ROFLMAO
Kaol I like that imagery, it made me laugh the house down!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)

@ dok
like when b3ta burnt down for a bit in the summer?

that was horrid.

*shudders*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)

Helllooooooo Nuuuurse!
/Yakko/Wakko

How are we all this cold cold evening?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:21, Reply)

It's funny, Dok,
But not worth the mess.

The obvious confusion of the mantid that's left holding a scrap of skin with a head on is quality though :D
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:22, Reply)

I'm glad I missed that Tulip
I'm just a young one! It must have been terrible though.

EDIT Badger *hugs* I'm fine, been out in the shed with Lil' Kaol feeding him worms. How's you?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:22, Reply)

Awh, I didn't realise how young you are Dok!
Are you older than Off Topic?
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:24, Reply)

I think
OT and I started at about the same time. I've had a few people say that they thought I was an old timer, and were shocked that I was so young!

*glees*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:29, Reply)

Badgerface!
*huggles*

How are you this frankly fucking freezing evening?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:29, Reply)

You settled on the name then
dok? :p

It is fucking cold pickleface *huggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:29, Reply)

Yeah Badger
Due to his prickly and stabby nature he's now called lil' Kaol. It still sounds wrong saying it though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:30, Reply)

Hey TGB :)
Well Dok, I honestly can't remember you not being around!

I dread to think how dull b3ta was before I signed up.

Oh wait... I can answer that, I lurked for about a year.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:31, Reply)

Badger!
*shrieks*

*launches self onto badger*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:32, Reply)

* launches self onto Tulip and Badger *
_{Have the worms gone?}
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:34, Reply)

HLT!
*gets launched on*
*hugs and snogs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:34, Reply)

Woo
I feels like I've been here forever as well to be honest. I like it here!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:36, Reply)

woo!
*falls over in big spakkabadger heap*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:37, Reply)

Nope Spakka
The worms are still here, want to see them wriggle?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:38, Reply)

*eats worms*
*looks innocent*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:39, Reply)

@ badger
well don't think you're snogging me again with your wormy mouth young lady.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Haha!
You have to crunch down hard on their heads, or you'll get a nasty case of the gut-squirms.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)

* no longer cares about the worms *
This spakkabadgertulip heap is much nicer.

Come, join our heap!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)

*rinses out mouth with gin*
*gives HLT gin snogs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)

Badger, Noes
they were for lil' Kaol!

Glad the interview went well, will keep everything crossed, well except my eyes, I need them to read B3ta!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:42, Reply)

It's a
spakka badger spakka badger spakka badger spakka badger
tulip tulip
spakka badger spakka badger spakka badger spakka badger
tulip tulip
spakka badger spakka badger spakka badger spakka badger
tulip tulip
spakka badger spakka badger spakka badger spakka badger
tulip tulip
Worm! A worm! A worm! Oh, it's a worm.

It's a ...
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:43, Reply)

*groan*
Spakka that was bad!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:45, Reply)

hmm...
I pop back in and find this thread's gone all of the silly now. *acts surprised*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:47, Reply)

Oh... Becky's here...
*leaves*

To do comic-stuff
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:48, Reply)

Hi Becky
*hugs* hows things?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:49, Reply)

Hey again becks
I'm trying to concentrate on the thread and watch Casshern. It's not really working:(

How's your day been?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:49, Reply)

Good day thanks BK
very busy with lots of blood involved, but that's how I like it :)

Congrats on the good interview Badger

*pokes Kaol with a stick* Damn straight, get to work on that comic

*runs before he knifes me*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Hey Becky!
How's you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:52, Reply)

@ becks
Nice one, mine was very busy with loads of tedium involved. I think you win.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:53, Reply)

"very busy with lots of blood involved, but that's how I like it" ?
*heart melts a little*

We could come to a wonderful arrangement, you and I...
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:53, Reply)

Hey beckx!
I'm also multitasking. Am trying to get my QOTW entry finished but keep popping back into this thread.

@TGB: Hope your interview blossoms into a job-offer. Good things come to those who become HSH regulars.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:53, Reply)

Ahh but you spurned me before
and you smell of wee anyhow ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:54, Reply)

Damn, I can't keep up
I'm too busy tonight to spend much time here. That sort of thing shouldn't be allowed. Being busy in the evening I mean.

I did less today at work.

Hello Becky, TGB and all who have appeared recently.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:55, Reply)

That's only because
I'm working so hard getting this comic finished for you that I pissed myself :(
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:56, Reply)

yo k3
*is still watching House*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:56, Reply)

@K2k6
We could all just agree to do our tasks and wait until I've finished my QOTW entry and Kaol has finished his comic.

but that wouldn't be as fun :-(
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:57, Reply)

You'll still be up at 2?
Good luck :p
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:58, Reply)

@spakka
No, it wouldn't be as much fun, And the thread would die, which wouldn't be at all good.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, Reply)

I'm off to watch heroes
Then bath and bed.

Night folks.
( Captain V, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, Reply)

Evening all
I've been a busy duck recently, so I haven't had much chance to sit in the warm HSH living room.

I'm currently very tired and slightly pissed off at people who leave screws lying around in the road.

Congrats on the good interview TGB - fingers crossed!
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, Reply)

Hey Duckie
oooh more expensive tyres for you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, Reply)

TGB
That's right. Another £250 down the pan, even though it's a relatively new tyre - a screw pressed through the shoulder, making a repair impossible.

It could have been nasty though. Due to bravery/stupidity (take your pick), I tend to drive with the traction control switched off, as it's much more of a giggle that way. I hadn't noticed that I'd got a flat on the back until I hit the loud pedal going into a NSL area and I did an amusing 60mph fishtail. If I'd done that around a bend I could quite easily have dumped it backwards into a hedge :-/
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, Reply)

Hey ducky!
How's things going with the ladyfriend?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, Reply)

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:11, Reply)

Hey BK!
Things are going swimmingly with the ladyfriend. She's all the awesome :)

We spent a 4-day weekend away together and it's quite silly really because I'm already missing her like crazy.

I think this one's a keeper...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:12, Reply)

Oh, that hurts, rubberduck
My car's bad enough at £110 per tyre.

And I drive with the traction control on as, unlike you, it's better at keeping the car on the road than I am!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:13, Reply)

@ Ducky
Sounds awesome. Best of luck to you both:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:13, Reply)

Yay Duckie!
Awesome it's going well :) When you introducing her to us lot ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:15, Reply)

K2
Trust me - it hurts. Even allowing only for normal wear, I've worked out the tyre-eating monster on the drive costs about 10p a mile in tyres alone. That may of course be down to my driving style, but you only live once hey.

Cheers BK!

EDIT: TGB - I'll have to sort something out soon...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:17, Reply)

@duck
As my sister says - it's only expensive if you can't afford it!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:18, Reply)

Mr. Duck...
That's pretty brave...
Count me it :D
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:21, Reply)

Duckie
bring her to the bash on the 20th :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:21, Reply)

K2
True... I keep getting attacks of sensibility though where I question why I'm spending so much on a car when a far cheaper one would be fine for my commute. Thankfully they're only infrequent attacks though.

TGB - that's a fine idea. I'll see what I can do...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:22, Reply)

ooh
yay, trail by fire for her :p

*packs scorecard for that weekend*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:23, Reply)

Trail by fire?
You mean "trial"?

Here here!
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:24, Reply)

fuck off Kaol
:p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:25, Reply)

Badger
Are you pleasuring us with your grace again?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:25, Reply)

Dok,
Leave the Pope out of this.
His hands are too scaly.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:26, Reply)

Wouldn't know Kaol
I've never met the man!

Now get on with the comic!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:31, Reply)

So it wasn't
His Grace that was pleasuring you?

He's like a Nazi-robot covered in faux crocodile leather.

Or so I've heard.

Argh! Ok... Comic...
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:32, Reply)

I'm floating about
watching house drifting about here

*floaty drifty awesome*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:35, Reply)

Evening...
my essay has been handed in and I'm done with all that shit (for this term).
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:38, Reply)

woo and yay Clendrix!
*hands out drinks and smokes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:40, Reply)

Thanks Badger!
When will we know about the interview result?
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:42, Reply)

They said
they wanted to make a decision soon I am hoping by the end of the week. I want this job more and more every hour!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:44, Reply)

Which one is this?
Is this the supermarket one? I've been all over the place this week, so I want to make sure I haven't missed something...
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:48, Reply)

nope this
is a proper job! That I can actually live off :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:49, Reply)

Oh brilliant!
Sorry I missed you talking about that, but I'm keeping all manner of crossable things things in position for you!
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:53, Reply)

* pops in again *
Happy b3taday Clendertronica! Also, congratulations on getting your essay done!

* goes back to getting his QOTW entry done *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:53, Reply)

I'll let you of Clendrix
Just this one time mind ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, Reply)

My lovely mate just said:
"you dont cry, i know you too well, you need to have a heart to cry"

Bastard. And on that lovely note I am off to bed! Night all x
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:04, Reply)

Cheers Spakko!
Badger, I will try to waste more time on here in order to keep up with all the news. G'night!
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:05, Reply)

Ning nongs Clenders
have you had a loverly day?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:16, Reply)

Nongs Becky!
I have enjoyed my b3taday and lots of people made a fuss of me (IRL that can be a bit overwhelming, but on here it was fun!).

Now I'm looking forward to going to bed because I'm bloody knackered.

How are you?
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:19, Reply)

Hey
everyone, how are we all?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:19, Reply)

Yay, glad to hear it
I'm good thanks, taking this week off from studying and such as I'm going to enrol for college on Friday where I'll have to do ANOTHER sodding exam, so I'm gonna blag it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:22, Reply)

Hey Zap!
Nice one Becky - you'll do it!

And now I'm off to bed - play nicely kids.
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:26, Reply)

Evening my dear peoples
It was a long, long day today, and my head seems to hate me.

A rubbish group meeting, writing part of an essay, and doing sound at a carol concert while not really eating or drinking appears to not be good for you.

Are any of you well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:27, Reply)

Woo, comic's finished!
Kinda...
Hahaha!

Still need to resize and add the writing.
Up by 12.10, I reckon :)

EDIT: Hi PoD!
I'm well thanks! Twitchingly manic tonight, but that's not too bad a thing :D
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:34, Reply)

You got 7 minutes Mister K
Then I'm sending in the gremlins
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:53, Reply)

Gah!
It's gone midnight and my QOTW entry still isn't finished! I just hope the QOTW is one of those late-closing ones.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:09, Reply)

Done!
Woo!

*looks around for Gremlins*
( Cawl, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:15, Reply)

The Gremlins
are too busy eating me.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:20, Reply)

Oh, ok!
*open more cider*

I don't have to be to work 'til 12 tomorrow.
I'm really fuckin' pleased about that.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:22, Reply)

Finished at last!
www.b3ta.com/questions/cougars/post325209
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:06, Reply)