Monday night is here.
And look what Gin made for us:

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:44, 208 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good evening Clendrix
How is your evening panning out?

Am sat here working a late one again :-(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:57, Reply)

Hello PJM
Well, I'm trying to help a woman who is setting up a book launch downstairs and also skype a friend who had a scare with her husband last night (ambulance job) so it's busy! But I'm fine. You OK?
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:59, Reply)

Sounds busy!
Tell me more about the book launch?

Am sat here wondering why the heck my brother and sister in law have added my ex-wife to their Facebook friends list.

Is it just me or would anyone else feel a tad awkward?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:02, Reply)

Oh!
What, without saying anything to you? I suppose it would be OK if they'd been particularly close, but still...

Book launch - she's written a book on some old artist - apparently it's taken years so there's wine and nibbles to get it on its way!

I'd better pop downstairs and check that people have turned up.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:04, Reply)

*leaps in to HSH thread*
oh god I need my fix, all day at work without it is killing me!!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:25, Reply)

I'm still at work, Badger!
How are you, my lovely?
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:26, Reply)

I'm good thanks!
Looking forward to bash weekend woohoo!

How's you? *hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:27, Reply)

I'm better for having just necked a glass of wine :)
And now I think it might be time for me to sneak away from this place and take myself home. I actually have a couple of evenings with nothing to do this week and it's bliss!
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:31, Reply)

I have that feeling
I have stuff to do in the evening that I have forgotten about...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:33, Reply)

I don't like to think about that stuff.
I've locked it all in a cupboard in my mind and nailed the door closed.
Even therapy won't get that shit back out again.

So I'm gonna be away for a while, travelling home, but I'll be back here later.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:35, Reply)

Evening all
*huges hugs for clenders and Badgerface*

How are we all this evening?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:41, Reply)

Evening peoples
I'm very pleased because I'm now able to drive again AND the rest of the bits for my new PC arrived today. Shame I wont have time to build it until at least Thursday.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:49, Reply)

'ningles all
Tis chilly here today.

hands up if you think I should go and live as a meerkat in the desert.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:50, Reply)

Hello V and Tulip
*hugs both enthusiastically*

That's good news V. Taken a while to get that sorted hasn't it?

Tulip, you'd make a lovely meerkat!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:55, Reply)

Aye it has BK
But I'm glad it's finally done. Felt weird driving home earlier. Very weird indeed.

*goes back to being excited*
( Captain V, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:56, Reply)

hi
all.
i'm coming back to the uk on friday! very excited and thus doing fuck all work.

how are y'all doing?
( ascorbate, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:57, Reply)

@ V
That's great, pleased for you mate!

Hey Vit. C. Where have you been based?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:59, Reply)

hurrah for driving!
well hello vit c!

long time no...c?

*spangs self*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:04, Reply)

Evening
Has my boy been making a nuisance of himself again? I must have a word with him about it.

I blame his mother for running off with a 20 stone lesbian when he was young. It left him with a deep seated loathing of fat people.

His hamster dying on the same day tipped him over the edge.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:05, Reply)

Evening SMG
He's generally a bit of a nuisance. On the internet.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:07, Reply)

hi bk
i'm in the usa, have to come back after christmas sadly, but get 2 weeks in the uk - mostly in london, but in glasgow seeing family for a wee bit too, am very excited about this!
( ascorbate, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:08, Reply)

Evening All
evening SMG.

So it's all his mothers fault is it?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:10, Reply)

Ah.
Well, you can see why can't you?

He's probably still a bit miffed that I sent him to bed early on Saturday without any Coco Pops.

I warned what would happen if he continued to smash up the Playmobil toys that his Auntie Alison the Geordie bought for his birthday.

Kids eh? Here today, gone tomorrow. No sense of value, see?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:10, Reply)

evening SMG
Cuh.

I blame the tinterweb. On the internet.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:11, Reply)

Mrs Bin
It is. Well, I kind of equally blame the fat lesbian she ran off with.

Although she was heard to mutter something about "not staying in this house with that attention seeking nutjob any longer" as she slammed the door with all her worldly goods packed up in a couple of Netto bags.

Single dads have a hard job sometimes, y'know?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:12, Reply)

Hang on a minute
Jam Master Geordie
Stair Master Geordie




Al the Geordie.


Al, it there something you're not telling us?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:14, Reply)

is al
the mother?
( ascorbate, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:15, Reply)

Evening all
I'm in dire need of entertainment seeing as I'm working a late one.

How's our stairmaster chap? Has he become the senior hero of b3ta?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:16, Reply)

Shhh
*taps nose*
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:16, Reply)

@Mrs Bin
Bet you've never seen them all in the same photograph?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:16, Reply)

Hello PJM
You seem like a bright lad.

No, not yet - give me about another week and I'll be dispensing fashion advice and cocoa before you know it.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:17, Reply)

^
would that be "gentlemans' cocoa"?

*sniggers behind hand*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:20, Reply)

If you're insinuating masturbation, Tourette's
Then no. Proper cocoa, made with warm milk.

And anyway, I don't masturbate. Oh no. I have a nurse comes in twice a week to do it for me when JMG is at Scouts.

Well, you've got to protect your children from the horrors of real life haven't you? Not that it stopped his sister, Jam Rag Geordie. Six kids to six different dads you know. And they're all different colours as well. It's like looking through a prism when you go to their house, it really is.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:23, Reply)

Fnar
Careful... He might shoot his ovaltine over the screen.

/coat

How are you Tourettes?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:23, Reply)

@ SMG
Ooh, ooh! Fashion advice?

I'm been wondering what pattern of slippers goes with check pyjamas. On the internet.

*edit*

A nurse does it for you? Just think, if you were with BUPA she's probably use her mouth:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:24, Reply)

How about a hollowed-out pair of baby grey seals?
They'd be a bit squelchy mind...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:25, Reply)

Check pyjamas
Demand a slipper in a similar check, or possibly just a plain polyester weave in a colour that matches.

I find that brown goes with most things. or grey.

Cocoa?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:26, Reply)

@BK
glass ones, obviously. On the internet.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:26, Reply)

Evening all
I can't wait till the bash, so I've come here to see all you lovely people early!

*hugs for everybody*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:28, Reply)

I think fur slippers would be far superior
Come to think of it...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:28, Reply)

fucking hell
Over 250 people have joined the Marina forum in the last 3 days which means I have to go through and validate all the fuckers

My clicking finger hurts :(

But woo for free BBC publicity!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:28, Reply)

It seems that way Badger
Incidentally, I had to stifle a guilty giggle when I saw the piano drop. If I didn't know you, then chances are I would have guffawed...

/feels bad
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:29, Reply)

BK
I am in Bupa, but that is specially reserved for once a month.

I'm thinking about asking if it can be upgraded to twice monthly, as I nearly blew the nurses head off the last time. The poor thing.

It gave her quite a fright, I can tell you. And me. Her bite reflex was a little too honed for my liking.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:30, Reply)

Hmm...
...JMG seems to be dominating O/T which is exactly what seems to keep him coming back for more.

He's harmless, if annoying. Maybe if we all just ignore him he'll go away?

I'd rather talk about something else.

Like SMG fashion and how SMG changed my internet experience via the medium of sanatogen.

*Edit* TGB - how do you feel about exploding Marinas?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:30, Reply)

I did laugh at the piano
But I would have preferred them to drop it on the shell of a car I have on my drive that isn't going anywhere rather than a lovely working car.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:31, Reply)

PJM: Yes
You may do this thing. On the internet.

Who's next for fashion advice?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)

Ah you know what Clarkson's like
After all, he is from Rotherham.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)

* enters thread *
* licks everyone on the face *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)

Marina... A-qua-Marrriiiinnnnaaaaaaa
What's the appeal? Is it the engineering, the fact that you work on them a lot or the fact that they're a bit maligned?

*edit* towels face.

Thanks spakka. How are you?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:33, Reply)

PJM
She just strokes them longingly.

Everyone knows that woman can't drive. On the internet.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:35, Reply)

@ SMG
Ok, another question.

Would a Bath Knight detract from the overall intended ambience of a jacuzzi?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:35, Reply)

What is this strange language you use BK
Bath? Jacuzzi? Are these new fangled things?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:36, Reply)

@ SMG
And would it be very wrong to put stone cladding on my garden shed?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:37, Reply)

It's because they are a bit shit
PJM, it gives them a strange appeal.

Also you know that anyone else who has one will be crazy and I tend to get on with crazy people.

No one that owns a Marina will say they are brilliant cars, but they have a lot of character and it is a shame when you see a car - any car - that someone has put a lot of work into and sold to the BBC in good faith as they said they wouldn't destroy it then see the thing on fire.

*shrugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:38, Reply)

Tulip
It would depend on how big the shed was!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:40, Reply)

tulip
Stone cladding? On a shed? Are you mental or something?

Creosote is generally the preferred covering for wooden sheds. However, if it's brick built then one should either leave it as brick (although you could use masonary paint to spiff it up a bit), or pebbledash it.

Pebbledashing is coming back you know. Oh yes. Houses, sheds... cars. Everything will be pebbledashed one day, mark my words. For they are wise indeed.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:41, Reply)

I'm fine thanks
I've been in this flat nearly 2 months, and I'm still getting plenty of wrong numbers. If the previous occupant was so popular they got plenty of calls, why didn't they tell their friends about their new phone number, or did they suddenly fall out with them when they moved flat?

Just got two wrong-numbers from the same person who seemed friendly but who spent too much time apologising each time and they went a bit over the top.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:41, Reply)

TGB
Fair comment.

A Marina was no better or worse than a Cortina or an Avenger of the day really. It's easy to be snobbish in hindsight.

What is your opinion on Allegros?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:43, Reply)

well I only arsked!
*flounces*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:43, Reply)

*cries*
I don't like people saying mean things about me on the internet.

I just wasn't hugged enough as a child, on the internet.

*eats cake on the internet*

*gets fat on the internet*

*cries at the hideous fat internet monster I've become, on the internet*
(fine young filly, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:43, Reply)

@TGB
I'm not getting a Marina just to shout my mating call let other people know I'm crazy. Instead, I'll cycle to work every day in a hilly landscape and convince people I'm crazy that way. If that fails, I'll just show 'em my b3ta posting history.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:45, Reply)

Darling daughter
It's OK. I love you really, and your rainbow family.

Now blow your nose, dry your eyes on your fake but almost convincing Kappa top and crack open a bottle of lambrini. It's turkey dinosaur night isn't it? So treat yourself to something special with it.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:46, Reply)

Things being a bit shit and giving them strange appeal...
... Reminds me of why I insist on owning an Alfa Romeo. It will go wrong expensively, but I can't think of anything else I'd rather have.

And perhaps JMG's continued presence.

Fair?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:48, Reply)

Allegros
Never driven one, but they seem ok apart from the stupid notion that a square steering wheel is a good idea!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:48, Reply)

My god
we've got the whole JMG clan now!

What willl we do with them all?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:49, Reply)

Square steering wheels are silly, true
Wheels are wheel shaped. That's why they're called wheels.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:49, Reply)

Well Dok
You could always shag my daughter.

Half of the north east already has. Besides, she could do with expelling another progeny soon. Benefits don't last as long as they did and the extra income will be handy for her.

Although the Woolies liquidation sale has gone down well. Camped out all night she was to get 10% off Heat magazine. She was so chuffed she bought 10 copies, because 10 10's are 100, so it was like getting them for free. Or something..
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:52, Reply)

SMG
Think I'll give that a miss thanks, tempting as it is.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:55, Reply)

@ Badger
My mum used to drive an Allegro, she loved it.

I have a sneaking suspicion I was conceived in it.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:55, Reply)

Dok
You haven't seen her. Gorgeous she is, if you catch her in a certain light.

Like an eclipse.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:57, Reply)

You can't tell me what to do!
You're not my proper dad, on the internet.
You just wanked off and threw it at me mam.
(fine young filly, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:57, Reply)

Sweet daughter
your mother is spinning you lies. I did it the old fashioned, romantic way.

With a turkey baster.

Actually it's no wonder she turned into a lesbian, on reflection.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:58, Reply)

@SMG
what, she looked at her reflection and turned into a lesbian?

bloody hell!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:00, Reply)

Well
If she's a lesbian then it lets me off the hook then!

So how is everbody tonight?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:04, Reply)

tulip
Yes. She saw her reflection, and on realising that she looked like a man, thought that she should get herself a woman.

Mind you, she only looked like a man overnight, because I'm a hard northerner and not a poof that's attracted to blokes at all. Oh no. Beautiful she was when I met her. The spitting image of Karen Matthews, if I'd known who Karen Matthews was at the time.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:05, Reply)

@ SMG
I took her left over cock rations.
(fine young filly, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:05, Reply)

SMG? SMG?
It's DAD you disrespectful child!

I dragged you up better than that. And don't speak ill of your mother, even if she is a minge eating slapper.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:08, Reply)

Ningle nangle nongle
how is everyone?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:15, Reply)

Becky
you are a lady. I can sense these things.

What are you doing on the internet?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:16, Reply)

I go off to have my supper
and when I come back the Geordie clan are throwing fat wobbly fits at each other!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:18, Reply)

* evenin' beckx *
* licks *

EDIT: Bon Apetit Mrs. L

Incidentally, does anyone know why there's no English equivalent of "Bon Apetit?"
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:21, Reply)

Mrs bin
It's the Geordie way. have you never seen sterotypical north east TV dramas? Like Catherine Cookson adaptations? Our Friends in the North, where Daniel Craig got repeatedly slapped around by his alcoholic father for having a slightly dodgy accent and even dodgier hair, before he ran off to be a hired thug in the seedy world of Soho pornography? Byker Grove?

It's a way of life you know.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:22, Reply)

@mistaspak
yes there is - in my house, it's 'enjoy your bloody meal'

taught some czechs that, and they still say it whenever I eat with them, 6 years on...
( ascorbate, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:24, Reply)

Christ,
it's like a trashy council estate in the north east in here tonight.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:25, Reply)

Evenin clendrix
@vitamin C: Did you post that to the QOTW?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:27, Reply)

Indeed
And everyone knows that north east council estates piss all over southern council estates, because they are rock.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:28, Reply)

Hi Becky & Mrs Bin
How are you this evening?

*hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:29, Reply)

@ mista
nope, should i have done?
( ascorbate, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:30, Reply)

I would just like
to make it clear that I have no familial connection to JMG, JRG or SRG. On the other hand, we can now all put on our best dress vests and get our geordie on together, really hard, like they do down the Bigg Market, only they do it up against the wall and on the floor in the gutter and they have smaller skirts and red lipstick, I don't have lipstick on, lipstick is for big poofters and you don't get big poofters on tyneside, they all get shipped down to Sunderland and Hartlepool to play for their "football" teams.

It is interesting, is it not, to note the people who are not here when these new characters arrive.

I wonder who they might really be.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:30, Reply)

*sulks*
314 bloody validations and another 12 have come in whilst I was working through the backlog. They can all fuck off.

*stomps about*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:31, Reply)

Hey everyone
Stair master, I'm on the internet because I'm the exception to the rule.

Spak: There's 'enjoy your meal' which equates to the same thing

Nings Clenders and Dok Edit: And everyone else who's here now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:31, Reply)

Dok
Never ask a lady how she is doing on the internet.

You will appear to be (a) desperate and (b) a fatty, and thus be flamed by people from the planet of /talk.

Play it cool. Ask them what their favourite flavour of WKD is, or about their favourite football team. Get to know them, make them feel special.

Then once you've got their interest, invite them to a rendezvous at the local bus station. And insist on buying the chips.

You'll be in. Trust me.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:33, Reply)

well said Clendrix
I should be designing what displays I should put up in my new class room.

Suggestion?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:33, Reply)

al
I am me, and JRG is my daughter. It's simple.

And don't feel embarrassed at being the slightly 'special' cousin of the clan. It's acceptable these days.

In small doses and with the benefit of a restraining order
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Why can't I watch the Fucking SNOOKER!
Fucking pissy wanking cunting BBC red button my fucking clunge!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:38, Reply)

Madam of the Bin
Put up blank white paper and teach the kids all about the creation of amusing, witty and thoughtful graffiti.

It's not just about tags such as 'Raz07' and such shite.

*soothes Al with a carefully applied warm sponge*
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)

It's God's way of telling you
that watching snooker is just distracting you from doing things you should be.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)

You have a clunge Al?
I thought that was reserved for ladies?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)

On the plus side
I am instead watching Nigella grinning like she's just taken two big loads of spunk right up her muff and chocolate chute at the same time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:40, Reply)

al
The red button turns the television OFF.

And you seem like such a bright boy.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:40, Reply)

And how would you
know what Nigella looks like in that situation?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Al's clunge
is reserved for ladies!
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Oh there's a knock at the door
I think the nurse has arrived. Excellent. And it's 'mouth Monday' as well.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Phew
I'm now watching it online. i have calmed down and I would just like to apologise for the horrendous language I just used, especially with regard to Ms Lawson, who I'm sure is a gentle and caring lover and would never indulge in such depraved sexual encounters as I just described.

However, in answer to Mrs Bin - I just know. Ask any man, he would just know.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:44, Reply)

Ahh but of course
silly of me :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:44, Reply)

Oh Noes
SMG has discovered my secret!

Yes I am a fatty.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:45, Reply)

Evening all
I've obviously missed something tonight - a Geordie ruckus.

*Is proud to be a northerner*

*Wells up*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:45, Reply)

Hey DG
and that's the reason why I'm proud to be a soft Southerner
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:49, Reply)

I'm not even English
so all this is beyond me.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:50, Reply)

becky
For a southerner, you're not bad at all. Full of teh win, and work with teh fluffehs (and scaleys as well).

That's fine in my book!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:50, Reply)

*goes daily fail on Clenders arse*
and a rather lovely one it is at that :)

Edit: Ooh praise from a Northern type ,) *luffs the DG*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:51, Reply)

I'm not English
I come from the Frozen North!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:51, Reply)

Ah Becky,
you're bloody lovely, you are.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:51, Reply)

You knows it kiddo
I'm off to do boring real life stuff, play nicely kids
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:53, Reply)

Where are you from then Clenders?

I'm having real difficulty getting the image of Nigella in a DP situation out of my head.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:53, Reply)

I'm Corrrrrrrrrnish.
Can't you tell from my accent?
Oooh arrr etc.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:56, Reply)

So how does that make you not
English Clendrix?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:57, Reply)

Because Cornish people
like to think they aren't the same as the rest of the british isles. And they are quite correct.

No other part of the country treats webbed feet as a source of pride.

*pokes Clenrix with a stick, giggles and runs away*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:59, Reply)

Cornish people think they're part of the UK but not English.
They write things like 'English go home' on road signs.

I love my deformed parts.

Cornish graffiti
When you drive to Cornwall (in your horseless carriage that's bound to frighten the locals) you'll be able to tell when you're close as not only will you have crossed the Taymar but walls by the road will have Cornish flags daubed on them as well as the slogan 'KERNOW BIS VICKEN' (Cornwall is great).

But on the Atlantic highway (A39- the non main road between Cornwall and Devon) the "Welcome to Cornwall" sign has spray painted on it: LOCALS ONLY.

It's a local county, for local people. And their sisters.
(greenycrimson I stole the from pyschotherapist, Wed 9 May 2007, 6:40, Ignore, Reply)


I loved this old post (even if he spelt Tamar incorrectly).
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:02, Reply)

Looks like O'Sullivan
is going to trounce Perry, he's looking very dangerous.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:09, Reply)

Is he, Al?
*imagines O'Sullivan with a bomb strapped to his back*
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:12, Reply)

Tum te tum

*drums fingers*

*looks around*

*exhales noisily*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:12, Reply)

He's not got a bomb
that would be ridiculous.

He's dressed as a ninja. And he has a throwing star on the end of his cue.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:13, Reply)

*looks around some more*

*swings pants a la Trevor and Simon*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:14, Reply)

KERNOW BIS VICKEN
sounds like it's German for "SINCE FUCKING A NUCLEAR POWER-STATION".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:14, Reply)

That's decorative.
But won't it rip the lovely green cloth?

Spak, taw taves.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:14, Reply)

No, the other end
so he can access it quickly in a ninja emergency.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:15, Reply)

I'm liking the sound of this maniac.
Snooker and violence. Win.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:16, Reply)

Ooh, that Geordie lot have gone
Except al obviously!

Hello again folks:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:16, Reply)

I had Thai for dinner tonight.
I had Beef Masaman and Coconut Rice. Mrs Al had Chicken Pad Thai.

It was nice. I feel a bit bloaty and sick now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:17, Reply)

How are you Beekers?
Behaving?
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:17, Reply)

Evening BK
How's you?

News just in - six masked assassins just tried to interupt the match, but he ninja death punched all of them and still got the black in, sadly he then fouled on the next red. Schoolboy error.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:18, Reply)

@ clenders
I'm a bit lurgee'd up to be doing any misbehaving today, bastard man flu.

The hot ribena and cigarettes don't seem to be clearing it:s
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:19, Reply)

*Geordies it up*
With tits an' aaal.

Evening lovelies!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:26, Reply)

Hey Tourette's!
Have you got a replacement bra now, or have you decided you like rocking the Dimmock look?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:28, Reply)

Hello Tourette's!
Bad news on the lurgy, Beekers.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:30, Reply)

Woohoo!

*kicks out the jams, geordie style*

Evening tourettes. Have you made DG his tea yet? He was complaining to me earlier about how he was waiting*


* may contain elements of downright lie
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:31, Reply)

Still going commando
as the house is warm and I'm off work looking after SJ. Apparently they are liking my bra - it lives in the kick drum :o)

Can I get you anything for that man flu of yours?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:31, Reply)

@clenders
It's been doing the rounds at work, looks like it was just my turn.

Running about in shorts and t-shirt last night during footie didn't help.

@Tourette's

I heard it had ended up in the drum:D
I think whisky would be good right now.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:33, Reply)

*waves to al & clendrix*
While I was out hunting at asda, DG managed to pour himself a glass of wine.

I'll make him some nice northern jamrag sarnies with the crussies cut off.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:34, Reply)

He's a clever chap, that DG.
Wine indeed.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:35, Reply)

*rubs whiskey on BK's chest*
Is that helping love?

My, what tiny raspberries!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:35, Reply)

Much better thanks
Yes, they're freakishly small!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:37, Reply)

*dances back in*
Heroes is so awesome

*snogs everyone*

*dances around some more*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Evening Badgerlet
When do you start your new job?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Hello Badgerface!
*enjoys snogs and dancing*

How are you this evening?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)

Clenders
Oh yes, quite the self sufficient geordie he is ;o)

*tries to swing arthritic hips at al*

*fails*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)

That's the wonderful
thing about geordies. If you leave them by themselves for long enough, they will eventually find themselves something to drink.

edit - *swings hips at tourettes in a young and athletic stylee*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:43, Reply)

On the 12th Al
Woo and yay.

Pickleface! *huggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:44, Reply)

*enjoys huggles*
Did you have a nice weekend?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:45, Reply)

al
is that why YOUR MUM is always so shit-faced on meths?

haha
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:46, Reply)

Yes thank you
I did nothing! Saw my granddad and he gave me a cheque though woohoo! Looks like I will almost be able to pay rent at this rate! Yahoooooo

I was sad I couldn't get oooop nooorrrrf though :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:48, Reply)

ooooh al
You're so nubile :o)

Quick, DG is at the microwave, let's jiggle some more!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:49, Reply)

Aaarrrggghhh
I hate my iPhone!

Why can't Apple embed a video encoder into itunes! Wankers!

Oh, hello again everybody.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:49, Reply)

Hey Dok!
How's you? *steals coat, hugs coat*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:50, Reply)

Oh come on
my mum may be a geordie, but she's not entirely deficient in taste. She drinks petrol.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:53, Reply)

YEAH BUT
i bet its got lead in it innit coz she likes her lead if u no wot i mean haha
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:57, Reply)

I'm sorry alopeciachimp
but I don't understand what you are trying to say.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:58, Reply)

Evening all...
How's everyone?

I am drinking whisky and feeling especially nihilistic (I think I may be slightly drunk as well). I may sack off work tomorrow to philosophise.

PS. Shore Leave by Tom Waits is the best song ever.

_{(I reserve the right to change this opinion at any or no notice)}
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:59, Reply)

Not bad Badger
Saw you werehaving a busy time of it earlier, that all sorted now?

Oh and guess what I got today!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:00, Reply)

herpes?

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:00, Reply)

mrs L
im sayin that als mum likes her fuel leaded
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Oh Pudding
You're such a card!

But no, that's for after xmas!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:02, Reply)

@ Sam
Don't think I know that one.
Which album's it on?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:04, Reply)

Swordfishtrombones
which is the one before Rain Dogs. They're probably my two favourite albums of his (Sam listening to music made in the 80s shocker!).

Bone Machine is well good too, I'm listening to that at the moment. Not so keen on the more show tune type stuff.

Edit: wasn't swordfishtrombones also badongism/BOAT's original username on here? Not entirely sure why or how I know that! He may have been a Jason Mraz fan (serious minus points) but at least the man seems to have some taste.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:06, Reply)

*puts Shore Leave on*
Beautiful Maladies is like a dream...
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:06, Reply)

alopeciachimp
writes almost exactly like my cousin.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:07, Reply)

And I'm back
tomorrow's fashion statement shall be magenta salopets with a paisley bomber jacket and matching jackboots.

Mark my words. Remember you heard it here first. On the internet.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:09, Reply)

Jason Mraz
is awesome. I'll not hear a words said against him.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:09, Reply)

I don't think he's the sort of person that lends himself to compilations particularly well
I am quite fanatical about listening to albums from beginning to end though, I despise this iTunes single track playlist shuffle culture.

Edit: al, he has no personality or presence or anything though, it's all so bland! He sounds like what a pot of extra low fat cottage cheese would sound like, if someone taught it to play the guitar.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:10, Reply)

@ Sam
I've got some of swordfishtrombones. I'll download that track.

Listening to Monster Magnet now for a bit of nostalgia:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:10, Reply)

Hello Stair...
are you planning misbehaviour?

I'm listening to 'Clap Hands' because the percussion makes me go all funny.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:10, Reply)

I enjoy both listening
to full albums, and putting my ipod on shuffle.

I have 78Gigs of music on mine, if I had to choose what to listen to every time I would never have time to drive anywhere. Shuffle lets me hear songs I wouldn't otherwise hear.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:12, Reply)

As in the Mothers track BK?
Superb choice!

Predated so many people doing far less interesting things.

Edit: al, you wouldn't believe how long it takes me to choose what I want to listen to. Usually end up sitting at the computer in front of My Computer screen for about half hour, I have a lot more than 78 gig.

The whole album thing is becoming less relevant though, not many people produce things that are written to be listened to in one session any more. For maximum geek points I have a .wav file of silence, approx 8 secs in length, to insert in Winamp playlists between (what would have been) sides A & B of the album, for that authentic vinyl listening experience.

I should probably get out more.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:13, Reply)

@ Sam
Nay, the band Monster Magnet.

The track is Dopes to Infinity:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:16, Reply)

That's just bollocks though
Live he has great stage presence, he's a phenomenal singer and he can freestyle rap better than most of the shit that gets put out on "urban" record labels these days.

His band are fantastically tight and every time I've seen him I've had a great time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Al...
I sometimes put mine on shuffle and either have no idea what song is playing or deny ever having put it there.

Sam, I don't agree. I'm starting to think you shouldn't go out at all.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:17, Reply)

Cheers for that, never heard of them before
I think the phrase

Genre(s): Hard rock, psychedelic rock, space rock, stoner metal

on the Wikipedia page about them mean I shall be acquiring some of their material forthwith!

Also interestingly the page says that Monster Magnet was some sort of 60s toy, I assumed they must have named themselves after the Zappa song .

He just does nothing for me al. Like Springsteen or Lenny Kravitz or Coldplay or something, a lot of people rave about but just seems like really slickly packaged bland nothingness to me. You may infer from my posts in this thread and others that I listen to what I consider to be the exact opposite of this.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:19, Reply)

I do that with mine
And I'm sure tat somebody has hijacked it at some point!

I have so much crap in there.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:19, Reply)

Thanks to shuffle
I realised how good the Stones are. I now need to go and copy my friends back catalogue.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:19, Reply)

@ Sam
Zappa may have name the track after the toy and the band may have named themselves after the Zappa track? *confusing*

My favourite albums are Dopes to Infinity and Powertrip.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:21, Reply)

I purchased Powertrip only a few days ago.
It's great.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:22, Reply)

That's alright then clendrix
cos I never go out!

The rest of my family find it strange that I listen to music in the same way (and in preference to) they watch TV. Just sit in a big armchair and listen to it, not do anything else with music in the background. Just listen to it!

Edit: says on the all-knowing Wikipedia that they named themselves after the toy BK, I have no idea though. The Zappa one was definitely released first though!

Edit 2: I've shuffled my entire music library and it comes up with some serious fucking weirdness! According to Winamp I have enough music to play for 397 days 04:43:32...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:22, Reply)

I'm off to bed now
sweet dreams everyone.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:24, Reply)

@ clenders
It certainly is!

You may get my new sig then!

*goes off to change*

Later al!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:25, Reply)

I AM INTERRUPTING
IN CAPS LOCK. IN BOLD.

I THINK KITTENS ARE SHIT. I FUCKING HATE THEM.
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:26, Reply)

Night al
I have no idea about your sig BK but I shall download some Monster Magnet and attempt to find out!

100 points for mine btw, it's lyrics but I'm fairly sure it's not on Google. Interview with the artist in Saturday's Guardian which didn't even acknowledge the album this came from, if you need a clue.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:27, Reply)

@ Sam
Not a clue fella.

I'm rubbish at lyric rounds in quizzes.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:30, Reply)

Haha
Weird coincidence, I was just clicking random comic on xkcd cos I'm bored:

xkcd.com/400/
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:32, Reply)

Kittens are lovely
My local chippy does them in kebabs. You sometimes get a bit of fur in your teeth, but if you've had 20 bottles of Stella you tend not to notice.

There isn't a stray cat problem in Cruddas Park, oddly enough. It's like civic duty.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:33, Reply)

Sam!
Why don't you go out?

What region of the UK are you in?
(Not that I am assuming this is a factor...)
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Sam
I have a strange thought, could it be Sam and Dave?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Nope Dok, guess again!
Released in 2004, re-released this year, sounds a lot older though.

clendrix, I'm about 50 miles from my nearest friend, I live in the middle of nowhere so I have nowhere to go! Need to move before I go entirely mental but need to sort a few things out first...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Will we ever see you at a bash?

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:37, Reply)

@ Sam
That is odd - I haven't got much embarassing on mine.

Wouldn't want it to suddenly blast out Pig Destroyer or Cephalic Carnage during any amorous encounters though.

Anyway, off to bed lovely people. No doubt I'll see thee in the morrow!

*huggles all round*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:38, Reply)

Just a bit
Too recent for me then, I think.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:41, Reply)

Bed BK?
But you're Scottish (I know these things). Everyone knows that the Scots don't go to bed, they collapse where they are standing and wake up in a puddle of piss and vomit.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:42, Reply)

It's remarkably new for me to be listening to it Dok!
Sounds like it was recorded in Chicago in about 1960 though.

It has the best track listing of any album I've ever seen, I'll try and dig up a picture of the sleeve.

Night BK

And yes clendrix I'm planning to attend one of these bashes at some stage, they do let me out of the countryside occasionally! I was supposed to be moving to London 6 months ago but various things intervened, including my abject lack of punctuality, and the credit crunch. Definitely be in London in the new year though so will either attend a bash or maybe even organise my own...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:46, Reply)

Sam - do that!
There are tons of bash whores in London.
And me. I go along to tease Dok.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:49, Reply)

I've been meaning to for a while...
Think I may be the youngest person there if I attend! :P

@ Dok and everyone else who didn't take part in m y competition, it's the first track off Seasick Steve's first album. I mentioned the track list on the back, and here it is (quite a challenge when titling the mp3s!)

www.allcdcovers.com/download/50aeefb852fca1244eca67a67afc69b5/104068/0bd07d2f8e7d28eb85c7ddf78ffafc6b/49459b5d/seasick_steve_the_level_devils_cheap_retail_cd-back

I'm going to find another bottle of whisky, this one's disappeared alarmingly fast. Back soon!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:53, Reply)

Oh please
Tease me Drixy, tease me well good!

You know I love it.

Sam you must come to a bash, we're all bash whores!

Aaarrrggghh didn't come up Sam, I doubt you'll be the youngest one there, unless you are a teenager of course!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:55, Reply)

Sam
do attend a bash, for they are fun.

I think I'm off now so I shall bid you all farewell.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:56, Reply)

I think that if Dok's not there...
I tend to be the oldest! But I can misbehave with the best of them.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:56, Reply)

Night DG
Yes Drixy, and I can misbehave with the best of them as well, and I'm one of the old folks!

Soon be drawing my pension an all!

Right I have been told I have to go to bed ;) Night all!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:03, Reply)

Shh...now I'm out of my 20s, I'm on of the older ones too
but have no desire to behave like an old person at bashes.

*remembers to moisturise and take vitamin supplements*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:08, Reply)

I've got one more bash to go...
and then I'll be even fucking older.

/strop

Night Dok!
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:10, Reply)

becky
I've been out of my 20's for nearly 10 years.

It's not so bad.

*sobs*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:11, Reply)

Well I didn't like my 20s so much
granted some of it was kickass awesome, but I have a feeling I'm going to enjoy my 30s a lot more :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:15, Reply)