Evening


I'm watching Battlestar Galactica and drinking tea. Oh yes - that's how cool I am. How cool are you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:09, 94 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm so cool
That liquid nitrogen freezes on me.
Kinda hurts though.
( Cawl, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:27, Reply)

you know what?
frak battlestar galactica
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:34, Reply)

I've decided
not to watch BSG any more. Even though I'm a huge geek and stuff, I've just lost interest in it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:36, Reply)

I've never watched it.
*shrugs*

I'm also still at work. Balls.
( Cawl, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:37, Reply)

nope, not watched it ever
and am still at work.

how are you all lovely b3tans?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:38, Reply)

I spent two hours in Cambridge A&E
This afternoon, as one of my wood-monkeys managed to find out what his finger-bones look like, with the help of a chisel.
*sighs*
( Cawl, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)

yikes
that sounds horrid
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:40, Reply)

I've watched about 15 minutes of it.
Collectively from the last year where I paused momentarily to say 'What the FRAK Battlestar Galactica?!' then change the channel.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:40, Reply)

BSG
is awesome. So frak you all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:42, Reply)

I've been fucking mauled :(
We had to sedate a very scared 30kg dog today, so we thought we were fine with just muzzling him. Turns out he likes to scratch as well.

Links for the non squeamish
img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/beckyjsbx/me/DSC00579.jpg
bandage applied as it wouldn't stop bleeding after 10 mins

img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/beckyjsbx/me/DSC00585.jpg
just taken it off and my whole wrist is an odd shade of yellow

Not amused.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:42, Reply)

It wasn't too bad.
There was lots of blood, but that doesn't really bother me.
I was the one who had to first-aid him, so I did a good job.
Then laughed at him while we were waiting at the hospital, as he wanted a smoke, but had to stay there.
I, however, went out for quite a few.

EDIT: Ouch, dog attack :\
( Cawl, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:43, Reply)

I've never watched battlestar gallactica
even when the face man was in it.

Evening folks.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:43, Reply)

You're dying.
Nice bandage by the way.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:43, Reply)

Owww
That looks nasty becky.

Were you in kings cross tube station at about 5pm on sunday? I thought I saw you, but I couldn't stop as there was a massive crush of people and I was trying to catch a train.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:45, Reply)

BSG just looked a bit boring when I stumbled upon it
so I didn't bother again after that.

Yes I was, I thought I saw you too but wasn't sure if it was you or not, so didn't really want to shriek AL it's me at the top of my lungs :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:46, Reply)

Evening :)
I'm leaving in a bit to go to some form of metal night - though BSG would be a plan also.... if I had the 2nd series.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:46, Reply)

@ Becky
ouch!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Awwww
I would have loved for someone to shout "Al it's me!" in a crowded tube station.

Sorry for not checking it was you and saying hello.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Poor Becky :(
*offers cola cubes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:50, Reply)

Hello TGB!
Happy Christmas and New Year and all that. How are you?

I saw you making sexy eyes at Bert earlier.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:52, Reply)

Yo Al
I'm always making sexy eyes at Bert. He is nomalicious.

Happy new year and all that crap to you too. Enjoying being back in sunny ole England? How was Oz? Lots of pics of you swanning about on beaches?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:54, Reply)

Next time, I promise :)
Mmm...cola cubes good, thanks GB
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:55, Reply)

I'm not really enjoying the cold
or the rain. But it's always nice to be home.

You better not be makin moves on my man girlfriend, even if he is as nomalicious as Bert.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 18:56, Reply)

Blue Monday strikes!
I've had a shitty, shitty day :(

I could have not bothered posting, but I knew I could count on you lot to tell me to fuck off :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:02, Reply)

Hi y'all!
Howdy doody poos
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:04, Reply)

Fuck Off No3l!
Hi MM!

How are you both?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:05, Reply)

i'd try and cheer you all up
but I can't be arsed.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Evening everybody
If you're in the UK, please take a moment to let your MP know "I C WOT U DID THAR" over their latest act of staggering hypocrisy.

How is everyone?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:06, Reply)

I think your arse
would cheer us all up.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:07, Reply)

Evening al
And may I say what a smashing blouse you have on
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:07, Reply)

It's goo isn't it
I like the lacy bits over my nipples. They make my willy go hard when I stroke them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:07, Reply)

Now I'm thinking of Al covered in goo
and I've lost my appetite.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:08, Reply)

ORLY
You make my willy go hard.

I don't even need to stroke your nipples.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:08, Reply)

Evening lovely MM
how's life?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:09, Reply)

ello gorgeous
I'm good generally, how's your poor arm?

EDIT:Fuck, it's 7:10! Please can everyone stay here and wait for me to come back from the doctor.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Well
I'm worried about kiddo... and I had a barney with my boss.

And I have my first headache for months.

I now have pepperoni pizza and Strongbow, so things are looking up!

Damn, what a downer... Here, have a link to an angry transvestite b3tan to cheer us all up!

tumescentwithrage.blogspot.com/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:13, Reply)

Who the funk is that?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:15, Reply)

It's not so bad now, but it's going to scar :(
Might be back later
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:16, Reply)

Yo No3l
That's crappy.

I'm trying not to drink this week it's been slightly excessive over the last few.

*stands up* Hi everyone, my name is TGB and I have a drinking problem
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:17, Reply)

Just remember
the government's recommended number of alcohol units per week has no scientific basis. They just made a number up that sounded right.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Hi TGB!
I don't have a drinking problem. I never miss my mouth, and on sunday I was only sick once.

I was sick on saturday as well.

On the road, as I was walking back from the rugby.

But I blame the guinness.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:24, Reply)

It's mushybees
www.b3ta.com/links/Tumescent_With_Rage

I might be back later.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:24, Reply)

I think I topped
100 units last week :s
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:25, Reply)

I think I topped
your mum last week.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:28, Reply)

I thought she was
looking pretty chirpy at the weekend...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:29, Reply)

Thats how I roll baby.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:30, Reply)

She even offered to
lend me money... you may have to mount her more often Al
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:31, Reply)

One serving of little al
is all she gets i'm afraid.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Damn
you reckon Bert is free next weekend?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:32, Reply)

No
we have a lot of felching to catch up on next weekend.

I TOLD YOU BEFORE! HANDS OFF MY MAN BEE-ATCH!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:35, Reply)

He's mine now Al
Your tiny dick is no match for my strap-on
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:37, Reply)

I like your strap on
Your mum liked it too.

Especially up her bum.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Al
I've asked you not to borrow my strap on before. You never clean it afterwards
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:39, Reply)

Sorry
I'm off to have dinner. Have a lovely evening!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Evenink my lovelies
Is everybody in?

Then let the ceremony begin!

EDIT Nobody wants to talk to me

*cries*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:11, Reply)

aww there there
I was watching fifth gear. Now back to BSG! wootwoot
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:00, Reply)

I ran away
Into another world.

BSG, which episode? The end of season 4 starts on Sky tomorrow, I'll be watching that!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:16, Reply)

I started again
from the beginning. Up to S02Ep09 :)

Have seen up to the middle of 3 though but not since that was on in the states years ago so needed to refresh my memory of it :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Oooohhhhh
I like BSG, I think I'll have to start from the beginning agai as well. It's just so good.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Just getting to the
bits where they start building a new viper :)

It is fraking good though :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Evening
anyone still here?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Yo Mrs L
How's it going?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:45, Reply)

I'm busy
haranguing the apathetic on my other thread.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Good evening m'dears
It's a fine evening, and I has laptop again! Woot!

Are you all well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Yves Ningue
Gah!

Tried to order some furniture from Argos today only to realise the item I had in mind had been discontinued. I was also kept in late by some guy at work who had a 'brilliant' idea for what I should be doing, only to find out someone else was doing it. And the busses were a bit rubbish today.

I am however thinking of getting myself a new bike tomorrow to replace the one that was stolen last month. I asked two shops about their opinions on bike-security. One suggested I get an armour-plated lock, and the other a D-lock with an additional lock to tie up the rest of my bike.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Chains, PoD, Spakka
hello hello hello!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I'm still here folks
Just have to finish something and you can have me all to yourselves.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Ningas all
Today is the first day in 2 weeks that I have been able to do my day job!

'Twas a nice experience. Except that b3ta now appears to be permanently blocked at work, even outside core hours. Big flashy warning signs saying "what the fuck do you think you're doing? Get back to work you slacker cunt".

What have I missed?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:58, Reply)

You missed the party
We were going to save you some party poppers but I think someone ate them
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Ningas to you DG
* Starts eyeing HDL to make sure I get the best bits before anyone else does *

@TGB: What is this Norkfest of which you speak of in your boardsig?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:04, Reply)

It's a fest of norks
obviously!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Arsebiscuits
I missed all teh fun.

/flubbles imaginary norks.

/remember he has his own live woman.

/happies.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:09, Reply)

I'm touching up my date
skills.

www.archive.org/details/DatingDo1949
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:11, Reply)

given the state of my guts at the moment
I think I may have eaten the party poppers.

Pull my finger!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Live Woman you say DG
How does one get their hands on one of them?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:14, Reply)

@Badgerkins
Is this where everyone unscrews their norks and throws them at eachother like a big balloon-fight?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Subscribe, Dok
ladyweekly.com.

Full of win.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:16, Reply)

And they send you one weekly
Is it a different one every week?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Dav
do you have to send them back after the week is up?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Would'nt it be a bit - well, wrong
If you only got sent one? Surely two would be far better?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:28, Reply)

*pulls chain's finger*
Where do the streamers come out?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Now don't be greedy
One at a time is enough for most men!

Not me mind you, I'd prefer 3 or 4.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Comparisons
If the first one does'nt work for you, you try the second.

I work in the mail order business. That's how it goes. Buy two, keep the best, send the second back.

It'll be nicely reconditioned, sealed, and sent back good as new to the next customer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:37, Reply)

I used to work in mail order
We didn't take anything back unless it didn't work, ever.

Nooooooooeeeeeeesssssss I can't find my BSG season 1 boxset, bugger it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:43, Reply)

tgb
My... erm... mouth? Yeah, that's it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Chains
That's a bit boring, I was hoping on somewhere a bit more.......Interesting!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:54, Reply)

me too!
booooo boring chains!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:59, Reply)

Well...
My guts are churning, I've apparently eaten all the party poppers and now I'm exhorting people to pull my finger - which traditionally accompanies the breaking of wind.

Yes, multicoloured paper streamers are being fired from my arse almost continually. I was hoping no one would bring it up.

Edit: Well, that was a showstopper. I wasn't REALLY hoping no one would bring it up, I was hoping I'd get points for Artistic Impression.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 23:01, Reply)

I wondered
why you had gaily coloured pants.

But I must be away, my poor empty bed is calling on me to keep it company, since nobody else does.

Hail and farewell me hearties, we shall meet again when the sun is once more in the sky*.



*May contain traces of lies, because we live in a country where the sun does shine much
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Evening all
Sorry I've not been in all day, I've been rather busy. Pratchett books don't read themselves, after all. Oh, and for the graphic artists among you, a friend asked me to design a metallic-looking business card for him. Reckon this will do?


( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 23:17, Reply)

shiny
but it took me 5 minutes to work out the first word was sharpish.

Hi everyone.

*yawn*

Bye everyone, love you all.
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 23:38, Reply)

I'm still playing round with that font
And I am having a great deal of difficulty finding something that looks similar yet is easier to read...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 23:48, Reply)

it could just be that I'm special
I am special.
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 23:50, Reply)

@PB
Perhaps you could make the top line of the 's' a bit thicker (the two merged lines would be the same height as the merged lines of the 'e').
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 23:56, Reply)