Help me!
I know it's late over in dear old Blighty but I need your help to escape the Loon's evil clutches. I can't talk for long as his laptop keys keep sticking and he may soon discover that I'm trying to get home.

He keeps making me eat cheese from a can and he doesn't even have cable TV. I had to hoover the house today or he said he would make me wear a baseball cap the next time we went outside. *shudders*

Luckily I still have my passport and $50 for a cab. I just have to make sure the door is left unlocked tonight so I can creep out when he's asleep.

Does anyone want anything bringing back from duty free?
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:04, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Make sure
he ties the ropes quite loose so you can wriggle out or you'll be buggered.
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:07, Reply)

yes, actually,
can I have Dubya's head on a plate, please?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Erm........
.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Take them some kool aid and hpnotiq

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:11, Reply)

How much are weasels over there?
If you can get a good deal, bring me a pack of twenty.

Otherwise, I'd love a can of cheese :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:13, Reply)

There's a merseyside derby on tonight
so all the b3ta alpha males will be offline this fair even'.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:13, Reply)

a big box of ding dongs
in fact, any of the hostess product range
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Arrrgh! How did she escape?
Right then, next time it's the shed for you!

Hostess snack cakes? Are you serious? I brought over some last time and even her nephew didn't like them! (Twinkies, Ho-Hos and Ding Dongs as I recall.) Hell, I grew up with them and can't stomach them!

I will, however, send her back with Spaghetti-Os and green ketchup.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:22, Reply)

and reese's cups
you can get them over here but they're just not the same as the ones with all the airmiles.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Yes!
Bring us snacks with a high carbon footprint. It makes them all of the tasty.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:32, Reply)

Uuugggghhh!
Not the cheese in a can!

What a fucking heathen!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:33, Reply)

*imagines cheese in a can*
Oh, that just symbolises everything that is wrong with America.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Cheese in a can
on crackers. Yum!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:45, Reply)

But tulip...
Cheese in a can is sooooo handy. Grab a cracker and squirt and voila, an instant snack.


I love processed cheese. I just stay away from it for health reasons.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Oh Blousey
Can I have some Twinkies please, I love em.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:49, Reply)

You're all sick individuals.
I'll just tip a bag of fat and e numbers down your throats.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:55, Reply)

@ blousie
ooh, but are you sure you want to waste your cheese in a can on us sickos?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Cheese in a can?
Cheese in a fucking can!

What the un-holy fuck is that about?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Spray cheese
Here is the wiki on it.

For further info, click here.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:40, Reply)

BGB + Teh Lune
How is MLK day?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:05, Reply)

If you have the time to mosey over to New Orleans
Perhaps you could bring back some Mardi-Gras beads.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Pictures!
Of actual Americans actually inaugurating an actual person of colour.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 23:04, Reply)