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'Noon thread
Looks like the day thread died. Have an early evening thread instead.


(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:24, 124 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
No!
Bring back the morning thread!
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post359934#qotw-post-360526
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Twelve hours since I got up
and I'm already ready for bed. What a fucking pansy.

Channel 5's advert for the new 'Minder' doesn't fill me with hope.

Edit: it's toooooo loooooong Kaol. And dead.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Thank you.
*takes thread, runs away*
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Stop your whining Kaol
waa waa waa that's all I ever hear from you
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:29, Reply)
Stick knitting needles in your ears then.
That'll fix your problem.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
This thread seems to have less boobs than the old one.

The new Minder looks fucking rubbish, saw it advertised the other night.

90 minutes til I can go home and get stoned and this afternoon is dragging badly!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
Boobs you say?
TGBs are ample enough on their own ;)
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:32, Reply)
Don't get me wrong
I've nothing against Shane Richie, other than his entire existence, but it just whiffs a bit of ott mockney stereotyping.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
Thanks Ethel
*bounces around thread spreading boobage*
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:35, Reply)
Badger
Watch what your doing, you'll have someones eye out.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:37, Reply)
More boobs
That's better!

I did see KGB was in here, but she appeared to be fully clothed when I walked in...
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:38, Reply)
Am I being called KGB again?
*kind of likes it*

Dok if my boob hit you in the face I very much doubt you'd complain
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:41, Reply)
Hmmm...
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:41, Reply)
Woo Yay!
Heroes is back! Thankyou internets for allowing me to see it over here.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:42, Reply)
Predictive text typo, Light?

(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:44, Reply)
early thread
can I leave work for today then?

"But boss, the filth merchants and other assorted deviants on b3ta said I could!"
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
Anybody know
When they're going to start showing volume 4 on bbc? All I've managed to find so far is "February" -_-
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
Nope
I don't doubt it for a second Badger, I fact I think I'd thank you.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
mammalian protruberances
*appear*
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:49, Reply)
@cackers
That you being a Zappa fan?
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:51, Reply)
No3L
Yes, it's a complete bastard as with most words it learns which is most likely, but with that key combination 'of' is always going to be the most common word. And I forget almost every time I mean to type 'me'.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:51, Reply)
yes, Zappa
know that I would *win* Wet T-Shirt night.

if only someone was waiting for me by that tool shed!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:52, Reply)
My blood runs cold
My mammories have just been sold.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:53, Reply)
Angel in the centrefold
Damn you dok now that's stuck in my head!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
sees your J.Geils
*raises*

all I wanna do is piss on the wall -
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
of / me
There was this girl I nearly started seeing once and I used to take every opportunity I could to wind her up mercilessly (what can I say, she went all red faced and cute). I pounced on a mistake in her texting with regard to these two words. I'm reminded of her everytime I do the same now *awwwww*
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
Tonight
My dear benthic creatures, is comic night.

There will be blood.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
Yay for Zappa!
A moonbeam through the prune in June
Reveals your chest
I see your lovely beans
And in that magic go kart I bite your neck!

[and this actually just came on. Weird]

Edit: Pick up your phone, call any vegetable, and the chances are good the vegetable will respond to you...
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)
Me too, Light
My phone now thinks 'ton' is used more than 'too' - is it hell. My kingdom for real internet!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)
@cackers
I got $50 for you right here ;)
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)
G.G. Allin
But DJ, her home is where the heart is, on the bus!

EDIT Zappa is indeed fantastic, I saw him years ago, it was great.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)
@djt
good 'cause I could use it.

will you introduce me to Warren?

on the *bus*
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)
My teas gone cold.
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)
Mwuahaha
The boss isn't in today so I an going home. I intend to 'forget' to clock out and then submit an adjustment tomorrow that says I left at 5.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
@Kristine
I'm not getting out of bed at all today. Where are our slaves?
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
Kristine
Dido.

Thank you.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
nice one, light
skill
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
I slave for nobody
Unless you ask nicely.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:04, Reply)
@Cackers
I don't know I rang the bell for bloody hours last night. I finally sat up and put my socks on myself.
Someone is getting a lashing.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:06, Reply)
i love QOTWers
they all have such great taste in music

Joe's Garage == the only decent musical in the history of the universe
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:06, Reply)
Herr Doktor
I wish that I'd seen Zappa. Also that his family had not removed his SNL 'Peaches en Regalia' from Youtube. That video always made me smile.

GG Allin - RIP

sorry for cross-posting. out of it today, but not for the usual reasons!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
Don't you boys know any *nice* songs?
oh yes, and:

fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:08, Reply)
I have awful taste in music
Because my brain went

Joe's Garage - Mike and the Mechanics - Looking back over my shoulder *sings badly*
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:09, Reply)
Cackers
I never saw that video. :(

The man was a genius, that's all that can be said about him really.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:10, Reply)
I wish I'd seen him as well :( Was pretty young when he died though
Has anyone seen Dweezil doing the Zappa plays Zappa thing? Supposed to be pretty good...

Edit: I love Peaches en Regalia, that version is great!

Hot Rats is definitely one of my favourites.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:10, Reply)
hmm
Doktor: perhaps sometime we shall come to terms on the slavery. right now I'm struggling to survive my last bout of debauchery.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:10, Reply)
peaches
I have a link somewhere to it on another site, quality is shit, but is probably made worse by this worn out iBook.

will dig for that vid.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:12, Reply)
Sam
Yes you would have been, I saw him when I was 17!

Cackers debauchery you say, do tell it sounds fun. I do most things if asked nicely mind you!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)
Awh!
Is it nap and Ovaltine time for the oldies yet?
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:16, Reply)
sofa song
about Mike and his Mechanical posse. once I was living in Mexico, middle of nowhere, desperate for any English language entertainment I could get my hands on. (don't speak Spanish. please don't ask what I was doing south of the border.)

getting to the point, one evening after I watched the Simpsons (dubbed Spanish) was lucky enough to catch a Mike/Mechanics concert on my shitty television. embarrassingly enough, my foot was tapping.

*the shame*
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Kaol
Piss off. I can still stay up all night and not complain about it the next day.

Unlike some people!

EDIT Cackers it could have been worse.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:17, Reply)
I like complaining!
Plus I could kick your arse in a stay-awake-athon :p

I love you really.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:18, Reply)
7 Days Kaol
That's my record!

Love you too buddy
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:19, Reply)
Zappa
My parents have always had a thing for Zappa but have spent the past five years collecting everything he's ever made, which is a lot.

They'd be all like 'Yeah, Zappa, he's great. You should really listen to him, you'd love it!' all the time until finally, after a few months of brushing them off, I got a copy of some album or other.

And I was like 'What the fuck's this shit?!' I've never been so disappointed in music my whole life.

I think their overenthusiasm spoiled it for me.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:19, Reply)
No3L
That's a shame.

Some of his stuff is reall wierd, but mostly it's great.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:21, Reply)
You either get him or you don't, I think
Although, as a Zappa fan, you have to choose the right albums to ease people in...

They haven't even released half of what he recorded, it's mental. Think I've got over 30 albums between LPs, CDs and mp3s and that's not even all the released stuff.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)
@no3l
www.theonion.com/content/node/32818

@tgb - there is nothing wrong with Looking Back. I think it's mighty tune. It has whistling and everything.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:23, Reply)
where did you begin with Frank Z?
No3l,

there are many Frank Zappas. that man was incredibly diverse. I recommend Apostrophe/Overnite Sensation (bundled on one disc, methinks)

Bongo Fury, anyone?
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:23, Reply)
Folks
I'm going home now for a nap and some Ovaltine.

May see you later, if not tomorrow, because Tomorrow belongs to me!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:24, Reply)
I don't know what my record is.
It all goes a bit blurry after six days.

But whatever, not sleeping is rubbish.

So... *whistles*

EDIT: G'night Grandad!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:25, Reply)
Ya think cackers?
I'd play someone all the pre-1970 stuff first, it's a bit easier to get into.

Edit: I will take you all on in a not sleeping contest, it's one of my specialities.

You haven't lived until you've drank my Turbo Coffee (TM)
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:26, Reply)
DJ
That's absolutely brilliant. Sums up every rabid Zappa fan I've ever met.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:28, Reply)
Zappa
I suggest beginning with Joe's Garage. Quite accessible.

although, if you can find Captain Beefheart and Frank Zappa doing "The Muffin Man" you will be in for a treat.

"Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing annointment utensil he poots forth a quarter ounce green rosette near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design"
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:28, Reply)
Joe's Garage is good
Xenochrony FTW!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)
Ah... No chemical help!
Or I'll end up having a heart attack from a speed/pro-plus/lighter fluid combo.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:31, Reply)
Lighter fluid? Interesting, not tried that one....
I usually find I need some sort of stimulant to break the 72 hour barrier.

Turbo Coffee is the way forward, it contains more caffeine than a bucket of Pro Plus. Heart palpitations and shaky caffeine paranoia FTW
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:33, Reply)
Zappa was crazy
I mean, Moon Unit?
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:34, Reply)
I hear that
Laxatives are really good at keeping you awake.
Phenol Phalene is what you need.
Although I dread to think what'd happen if you did fall asleep...
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:36, Reply)
I think I'll just carry on
in happy ignorance of Zappa's greatness if you don't mind :)

Edit: I just found a crashed alien ship and blaster in Fallout. Woo.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:39, Reply)
seeing everyone's point about Joe/pre 70s stuff, but...
still posit:

Camarillo Brillo
St. Alphonzo

***Dirty Love****

Yes, I am so like that tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer.

Muffin Man with Beefheart can be located on Bongo Fury disc. (so this was a drive in restaurant in Hollywood)

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy! right now I'm wearing a Milton Bradley crayon.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:39, Reply)
Damn you Mr. 31!
I've only found the ammo for that gun thus far.

Although I'll stick with my .44 Magnum in that game. No matter what.

EDIT: I say "thus far"... I've played through twice.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:42, Reply)
@ No3l
You don't have to drink the Kool-Aid or join the FZ club. Sorry if I went off all Onion style on ya. (they do get it right sometimes, don't they? most of it's shit, though.)

there is so much good music to choose from. let your parents represent for Frank.

:)
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:43, Reply)
Moon Unit
yes, that's pretty fucking crazy. but Gail must have agreed to the name. Frank didn't even have to drink or do drugs. guess he was weirder than me.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:45, Reply)
In the kitchen of danger...
Holy crap, Deep Purple are still touring?!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:48, Reply)
Kaol
I've only played it through once. Got with Fawkes after disposing of the president and I've been exploring the whole map. 141 locations and counting. Fawkes is totally indestructable!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)
smoke on my water
no fucking way...
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)
Kaol!
Gaz me, you big shit.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:52, Reply)
I saw Deep Purple about 3 years ago
they were insanely loud.

They've never been as good after Richie Blackmore left though. The guitarists they replaced him with were too modern and fret-wanky

whereas Blackmore had his own unique style. Shame he went weird.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:53, Reply)
Fawkes wouldn't join me
Because I killed him...

*shrugs*

I've got the evil ghoul, Mr. Zombie-Face-Jim, in power armour. Seems untouchable.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:53, Reply)
wouldn't bother, either, w/o Richie
what would be the point. loud is good, but isn't enough. I'm still near the point of tears that I missed My Bloody Valentine a few months ago. Know that they were playing a shit venue, however. this soothes the pain.

yeah, right.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:55, Reply)
I got Dogmeat too
But he's a pussy.

17216 caps and counting. And stupid amounts of ammo. I'm still not quite bored of exploring... quite.

/shuts up now.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:57, Reply)
Woo, home!
Probably catch you all in a bit...
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:59, Reply)
It was good, but you're right, without Blackmore it wasn't enough
John Lord had just retired too. Admittedly his replacement was shit hot, but still not the same.

I'm pretty excited about going to see Metallica in a few weeks :-)
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:59, Reply)
Caps were never a problem...
Kill trader. Steal whatever you want. Feast on their corpse.

I think we're playing the game differently...
*laughs*

Anyway... I could talk about computer games all day. /loser.
*changes subject*
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:02, Reply)
Peaches / Metallica
peaches is here, quality is a bit shit, but it's all that's out there...

vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=82070

I saw Metallica play in 83 or was is 84? did a lot of drugs back then. it was a random coincidence that I was present, to see Cliff Fucking Burton thunder away. at one time, I had all the luck!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)
that would've been awesome
I saw them in 2001 I think. just before or after St Anger came out.

Fortunately they only played two songs from it...
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:06, Reply)
I saw Metallica
At Download a few years ago, t'was the 20th anniversary of Master Of Puppets, so they played the whole album through.
T'was awesome.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)
Different, yes.
100% good this time. Evil next time.

I wish life gave you opportunities like that :)

Anyway, yes. Moving on...
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)
Ride the Lightning
had just been released.

what game are you all talking about? sorry, but I am clueless/sleepless, and the fucking cable guy has been here for the past 3.5 hours with power tools. hiding in my room.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)
Just me and Mr. 31 talking about it...
Fallout 3.

It's awesome. You can kill an innocent person with a sledgehammer, then feast on their meat.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:18, Reply)
...
why aren't I playing this game?

the one thing missing from GTA is cannibalism!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:19, Reply)
Oh...
And I attacked a homeless guy with a kitchen knife, and cut his arm off.
In Slow Motion
Then ate his flesh.

I love that game.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:21, Reply)
I was playing tetris
and got the 5 line thingy loads. Yeah it was awesome
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)
Yes you can
I found Abe Lincoln's Repeater Rifle, which makes a nice mess of people's heads from quite some distance.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
Didja see
the pic of Frank at home with his folks that was linked in a recent newsletter? Twas bizarre.

Also, Cap'n Beefheart FTW. I love Zappa too but for all round greatness and listenability of music Beefheart has it. And he kissed me by proxy once while I was wearing my Mum.

Also, City Of Tiny Lights. It's terrible quality but it's the only one I could find. Best. Animation. Ever. Even better than b3ta.

Also... just for shiggles, here's a pic I did for a calender I gave my family for Christmas. That's me and my brothers.


Click to embiggen.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:24, Reply)
Hmmm...
Distance eh?

I prefer running up to things and shooting them in the face.

EDIT: And in the game too.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:24, Reply)
I'm more the stealth and sniper type
and I don't think I've used a single melee weapon in the game yet. Apart from the ripper a few times.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:28, Reply)
warmfuzzyfeeling
kissed-by-proxy

I like it :-)
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:29, Reply)
Yes I realise
that I am irrelevent with my Zappa postingness but just because everyone else had moved on to talk about something else doesn't mean I can't insist on talking about it.

OK?

EDIT: Well now I look even sillier, for being defiant and stuff when someone had actually answered me.

It's true Vipros, my mum was Beefheart's biggest groupie, and he kissed her on a balcony under a moonlit sky one night. While she was pregnant with me. This is my proudest claim to fame.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:31, Reply)
I just stab/bludgen/mangle people.
Anyway, enough of this game-talk, we'll end up scaring everyone away...

Think I'm going home soon. Then I'll be back on the computer, doing comic stuff.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:31, Reply)
Love you fuzzy!
*moons*

Nice pic. Do you 'shop?
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:32, Reply)
everyone pray for shit weather on Friday
that way I don't have to go to Winchester and give a presentation!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:32, Reply)
NO!
I want good weather on Friday.
'Cos I'm going to London to see Bruce Campbell give a talk, then see his new film.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:34, Reply)
oooh mooning!
*binocularises*

I 'shop a little... not with 'shop though. That pic was rough around the edges... I did a whole load more that I spent more time on, and I printed them out and made proper calenders. Twas the best Christmas ever seeing peoples' reactions when they saw themselves.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:37, Reply)
Smart.
Photoshop kicks ass. I'll hopefully be starting a comic soon too :)
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:41, Reply)
GIMP ftw
photoshop can suck it.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:42, Reply)
Pffft!
Got a free copy of Photoshop.
Better than GIMP.

I fuckin' love PS.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:43, Reply)
Kaol
you are a bastard

Bruce Campbell is a god.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:44, Reply)
Yep!
*grins*

Then I'm off for an exciting weekend in Newport :D

Er... I'm going home now... I'll be back online soon, 'cos I'm so cool :|
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:47, Reply)
napping just now
I must play this flesh eating game of murder. Garrr. Tetris. I remember when that came out. Jesus.

Fuzzy...that calendar pic (and Beefheart story!!) just cured my liver damage. I assume that you are aware that Dan Von V. is now a painter by trade.

So now I've managed to sneak in two hours of sleep. If my cable ever gets sorted, this day will be complete.

thank you, B3tards!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:49, Reply)
ZOMG it's the Anti-Bert
www.cornify.com/
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:52, Reply)
cornify!
is there a real-world version? someone somewhere write that code!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:56, Reply)
Real World?
You mean it makes actual unicorns and rainbows appear in the street and stuff?
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:59, Reply)
real world, yeah
I could use some sparklies and rainbows.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:01, Reply)
Oh...kay then.
Dinnertime! Spinich and ricotta tortellini tossed in butter and tabasco... again. I love my freezer!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 18:54, Reply)
I've just ordered my pizza.
Om nom nom nom
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:12, Reply)
yum
No3l,

Dinner sounds delicious. Keep some warm for me and I will stop by once I can figure how to start up my rocketship! Waiting for interwebs to become availbe. We just hit hour 5. Gah
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:12, Reply)
I've got rubbish dinner
'cos I'm lazy tonight.

On the plus side, I've got a switchblade and a lot of cider.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:17, Reply)
I almost walked 30 minutes for cider
But nah... four evenings on the run... I think it's time for a break today.

Dr Who, then bed I think. I'm getting a cold :(
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:29, Reply)
a night off
Am off the piss tonight as well.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 20:00, Reply)
Evening
And how are we all?
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 21:11, Reply)
Evenin'
Work has been quiet lately even though the snow has melted enough for bus-services to run. As the de-facto head of my department (which consists only of me), I spent the day designing the 'team's' task-sheet. Might have made it a bit too complicated.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 21:23, Reply)
off for a walk
the snow has melted, and it seems that I must finally get out of bed, put on clothes and run errands. fortunately it's getting dark out.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:43, Reply)
Well I've had my first drink in three days..
..and seeing as qotw is the only place where lurk all of the handful of people who remotely know me, I bring you..

..THE DROITWICH MEGABASH

Worcestershire Life magazine has already described it as "the social event of the season", so get your party shoes on!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:57, Reply)

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