God I'm feeling bolshie today.
I have a new computer keyboard and on the connection lead there was a tag which said DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG........ so I removed it.

I laugh at your rules Microsoft. HA!

Edit - Oh yes! What rules have you broken today?
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:13, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

uh oh
*cowers*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:16, Reply)

My boss
is out of the office, and my other office sharing colleague is out on an appointment.

So, lots of loud music and lack of stimulus for work = extreme procrastination.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:17, Reply)

I wear
three earrings in each ear, have my top button undone on my dress, wear love bracelets and big rings on my fingers to school every day.

My school has a stick up it's arse.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Go BGB!
I joined the Facebook group "Gordon Brown IS a one-eyed Scottish idiot".

I'm in a surprisingly good mood this morning, something to do with having an excellent girlfriend I think.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I don't think I've broken any rules today
Only hearts.

We do have a rule against eating at your computer, but seeing as we have nowhere else to eat, everyone breaks that rule every day. I need a good rule to break.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Er,
maybe the speed limit?

Only slightly though. Most of the time I was trundling along at 45mph in a queue behind a lorry.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I broke the laws of physics this morning by levitating to work

That and a little bit of sexual molestation.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I've written "fuck the queen!"
in marker pen on the sole of my foot.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Not rule breaking but...
...microsoft related. You know everytime Powerpoint or Word crashes and you get that little 'Would you like to report the failure to Microsoft?' window, and of course you don't because what would be the fucking point?

Well, last time it happened it occurred to me that there's probably an office somewhere in Seattle which is the 'Failure reports' office. I imagined four or five Homer Simpson lookalikes sitting around with their feet up on their desks, eating doughnuts. Their job? Whenever one of these 'Failure reports' comes in - they delete it with their right index finger while raising the middle finger of their left hand and muttering 'Sucker.'

I'm having a great day.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
I had a yoghurt two days past the expiration date.

No one tells me what to do.

Fight the power!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I have hair dye on at the moment...
without doing the skin patch test.
Rule breaking or a potential post for the Darwin question?

*hugs BGB, fellow anarchist*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)

By some co-incidence, for the first time since I moved to London
I got told off by the police this evening for cycling on the pavement.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 1:42, Reply)