the ultimate sandwich
"Life is like a shit-sandwich, the more bread you got the better it tastes"

The earlier thread got me thinking, what's your ultimate homemade sandwich?
Here goes:
BBQ cajun chicken and roasted red pepper (bell pepper for the 'merkins), left to cool. Dice the meat and add a little mayo and a dash of tabasco, mix. Stuff inside a pita/tortilla cover with peeled roasted pepper, top with chopped cherry tomatoes and celery leaves mixed with fresh coriander leaves(cilantro for the 'merkins). A dash of worcester sauce on the greens.

NYOM NYOM
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:56, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hmm
Turkey, brie, cranberry, toasted in a sandwich press for a min or two - simple and utterly delicious.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:00, Reply)

That sounds pretty damn good actually...
I'll be liberating a turkey at some point.
( Cawl, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Processed cheese slices on white bread.
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( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:05, Reply)

^^ this
let's call it the credit cruncher!
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:06, Reply)

a sandwich should be simple
Brown bread, ideally granary or homebaked, brie, pastrami, red onion, mustard of your choosing.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:12, Reply)

My favourite sandwich
1) As many varieties of meat in the largest quantities available.
2) 2 slices of bread (optional)
( Captain V, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)

A few
Cheese, ham & pickle toastie
Sausage buttie :D
Cheese and marmite!

Ok, so I'm boring!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:22, Reply)

White bloomer bread

Bacon, fried egg and ketchup.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Hmm
Nowadays it's crispy bacon, brie and cranberry in a white baguette, with a bit of salt and pepper.

It used to be a bizarre concoction of bacon, cheese and pineapple, all mushed with mayonnaise. Very odd, very tasty.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Egg banjo
Bacon lightly done
Egg (scrambled)
Tabasco (just a splash)
Brown roll


Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom ...
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:27, Reply)

@NakedApe
we call that a hangover cure.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:27, Reply)

as for the hangover cure
Heartstoppingly large amounts of butter on the bread and a cup of milky sugary tea. Now you're set for a fuzzy yet manageable day.
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Meat and cheese.
or more detailed: Salami, Pastrami, Wafer thin turkey, Emmenthal, Red onion and Mayo.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I was thinking of doing a thread like this
After making an incredible sandwich from the scraps in my fridge. Here were the ingredients in order of layer.

Top Slice of Thick Brown Hovis
Thin layer of Coleslaw.
2-3 Slices of Salami
Thin layer of mango chutney
1 tomato sliced fine
3/4 Slices of Honey-Roast Ham
Thick Slices of Red Leicester
Liberal Amount of Utterly Butterly
Bottom Slice of Thick Brown Hovis


Hmm reading that list it sounds quite minging but it was NYOM!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:33, Reply)

several options
Hot roast pork, crackling, apple sauce and stuffing in a big floury bap

or

Tuna mayo, with crispy bacon and sweetcorn in a granary baguette

or

Marmite - on its own or with anything: peanut butter, crisps, kit-kat, chocolate hob nobs...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:34, Reply)

@TDW
Dude, that is so wrong.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:34, Reply)

hmmm
i enjoy a nice warm baguette, with chicken fired in soy sauce, some bacon, and some fried potatoes (not chips/fries - more like diced potatoes). Bloody marvellous
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:35, Reply)

@TDW
Sounds like you were stoned. But still, NYOM!
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Mmmmm.
Sausage in baps. Finish with a sprinkling of 'sauce'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Believe me you have to try it!
The tangy of the Chutney cuts through the creaminess of the coleslaw and then theres all the strong flavours of spicy salami, red cheese and all the veggy stuff like tomatoes and coleslaw.

Messy but NYOMMMMmmmmmrrrrrr
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)

DrTugnut
are you talking about a titwank?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:01, Reply)

/re titwank
Yes - are smutty innuendos still allowed?

If they are not I do apologise and think I missed the memo.

Note - I was also refering to receiving one rather than giving with my 'moobs'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Cool and clean

Philedelphia, cucumber and marmite!

Or Marmite and chedder.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:11, Reply)

further to: titwank
innuendoes are more than welcome, I was just clarifying ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Mine
Granary bread, real butter, garlic sausage, babyleaf spinach and Branstons sandwich pickle.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Phew.
...and after the titwank I would like a tomato, lettuce and cheese n onion crisp sandwich, on fresh sliced white bread with mayonnaise.

This is not an innuendo. It's a sandwich.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Nyommish.
Fried mashed potato and brown sauce. With bacon.

Oh, hell, I don't know. I can't choose! It's like picking your favourite limb!
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Well I think I can guess which favorite limb most men have.
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:59, Reply)

going to all that effort in order to make a sandwich is ridiculous
white bread, butter, crispy bacon, cup of tea

done.

yours sounds lovely, but i'd prefer it as a large salad than having between breads
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:28, Reply)

@micotoboy
It's all about making a lousy work day, into something that at least has a highpoint. A big, dirty fuck-off horses dick of a sandwich, can be a spiritual awakening, in an utterly stupefying mind-numbing day.
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Hot salt beef
Gherkins, English mustard. Rye bread.

From Brick Lane's Beigel Bake.


*isn't Jewish, already*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)

mictoboy
crispy bacon - you mean "overcooked, inedible" bacon, I think you'll find.


Bacon. It's PINK and it should bend.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)

wrong!
bacon should be dark brown and shatter when you poke it with a fork
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:27, Reply)

YOU ANIMAL
YOU FILTHY ANIMAL
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 18:04, Reply)

@ vipros
It forms part of the food pyramid like that: "Burnt Crunchy Bits" :D
(Meya, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 18:49, Reply)

'Bacon. It's PINK and it should bend'
i don't want impotent bacon
i want fully hard salty meat in my mouth...

fuck. hang on.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 19:19, Reply)