h'okay folks
Now I love you all lots so I'm going to start a HSH thread for you and when I get back from work tonight I'll join in.



Now get chatting you sick cunts!

Love, your favouritest Vampyrecat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 6:11, 84 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

insomnia
is my best friend.

*shouts out* to all who offered hugs and comfort. I am ok, friends. there is nothing that music cannot cure for me.
( cackers, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 7:26, Reply)

thought of the day
Threesomes = win.

That will be all.
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 7:52, Reply)

Oh dear
Just put my head around the door as I usually do on a Sunday morning to check that Vampyrecat and Blaireau69 are behaving and find that they're missing!

Help help - missing Sunday morning persons!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:49, Reply)

indeed
quiet in here, innit? what are people doing? sleeping, living real lives? have heard rumours these activities exist, but...
( cackers, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:05, Reply)

And that's One Little Indian less...
Because I'm now full of coffee and nicotine so it's time to drop the dogs off at their Auntie's house and go to work.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Heyas.....
It has been quiet recently. It's almost like people have gotten themselves jobs, girl/boyfriends or busy social lives or something... I'm scared of these developments
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:39, Reply)

morning all
I have a cup of tea, a sausage sandwich and a b3tan in my bed.
Hurrah for Sundays.
( wanderlust, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I'm all broken from yesterday
and I have to play football at 1pm.

I have no idea how I'm going to see the ball as my eyes are so filled with tears...

;)
( djtrialprice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Nice
I have a cup of tea, a fried egg sandwich and nothing realy in my bed, apart from a borderline psychotic cat that thinks that biting people is an acceptable way to wake them up - Sundays are good, yes.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Wanderlust wins!

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I don't have a sausage sandwich OR a fried egg sandwich
*is sad*

A little hungover but not much. Cat has decided current food is inedible, which means I don't get to sleep in.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Yeah....
Cats do not appreciate food they don't like, and are usualy way more persistant and bitey than you are stubborn......
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:20, Reply)

They win through persistence
since I know I'm not going to be allowed to actually sleep, there's no point being in bed.

Also, this is fun - Invent your own soft drink.


( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Awesome!
I just designed a UBIK one. No idea how to upload it though :(
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Sundays are the best
I have a rumpled futon, several empty beer bottles, and two guitars to play. No company, though. Lusty definitely wins!
( cackers, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:58, Reply)

You could try B3tards.com
that's handy and fairly self explanatory. It even gives you the code to put in a post once you've uploaded the picture.

e.g.


( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Morning all
Hope that those who were bash bound last night had a thoroughly spiffing time.

Not long 'til Edinburgh.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Okay.....
Testing...

EDIT: Fuck me it worked!

EDIT EDIT: Thanks! Now I actualy know how to sort that stuff out! Plus now I can stick a pic on my profile thingie
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Not long till the TGB Birthday Bash
and THEN not long till the Edinburgh bash.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:06, Reply)

/walks in and plonks self onto sofa
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

How's it going folks? Didja miss me much??

/huggles everyone in the room.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Hi Vampers
Not really, but only 'cos I've just got up!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)

not so great, my Mac is having issues

( cackers, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Hello Vampyrecat.
Back from work? We're making drink cans - and some of us are learning the basics of the internet at last! How's you?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:13, Reply)

ahah just got *up*?
you filthy man DG!

Cackers - yell at your Mac but don't under any circumstances hit it or kick it. They don't like that.

EDIT: Hey Fredders - I'm good thanks - got tomorrow off school (national holiday YAY!) and I don't have to work until friday! Finally a week where I can watch both Grey's *and* House!!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)

@DG
I did have a glorius time at last night's bash. And because of some text you sent I got licked on the face by wellgroomedwookie :P
( djtrialprice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Stop it Vampers!
Heh. Yeah dj, ancrenne told me... It's our dog's fault.

:D
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)

aha you got licked in the face?
Why are there no photos???

And DG - I can't stop. /sads. Smut and Grot and Lame are the only friends in humour that I have. Without them I am nothing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)

@ VC
I would never abuse my sad Mac. Reserve that for the CrackBerry.

And, yes, I missed you

/hug
( cackers, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)

awww thanks cackers
/hugs back

So what's everyone got planned for today?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)

ancrenne's tongue
was quite busy at certain points of the night too ;)
( djtrialprice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Today?
I was mostly going to listen to music and look for jobs.... Urgh. I have the dullest fucking life at the moment!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)

@ Fredz
Same here. Oh. The fun.
( cackers, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:29, Reply)

is it possible for life to be dull and busy at the same time?
Cos at the moment I'm finding House and Grey's Anatomy and coming on here the most exciting points of my day/week.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:31, Reply)

indeed, Vampy
that's the way it is for me, always busy and things seem dull. missing my brother a lot. (he left this past Monday for school)
*wah*
( cackers, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:34, Reply)

how old is your brother?
and what's his name? is he a b3tan?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:35, Reply)

He is 27
and his name is Robin. He's supposed to sign up here at some stage. Some of the b3tans know him from our London bash. great kid. let's just say he was stuck in America's Outback for a while, and is getting his act together now.

frightening that I'm the one who's helping him manage it all! actually, it's all turned out very well for him. light of my fucking life, that kid is.
( cackers, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:38, Reply)

if he's a kid
what am I? an infant?

:) I'm glad you love your bro that much though - sounds like you've got a good relationship with him.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Heh.
Siblings, especialy younger siblings are always kids. I refer to one of my younger brothers as a kid, or my little brother, despite the fact he's 18 and taller than me now.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)

infancy
is my permanent state! and I kind of like it that way. you are most likely more mature than silly me.

and, yes, I feel very lucky to have a family member to be close with. the rest of them...not so great.
( cackers, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Must
pull myself out of this slobbing around and go do something productive.

Laters.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I'm the youngest of four girls
and the second youngest out of 6. My younger bro is a dick - I don't have a very good relationship with him.

EDIT: Fuck me sideways and up a wall I'm tired. I give up. I'm going to bed.

Love you all!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Yay
for bashage tongue action!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Woo!
Bra shopping with Kaol!

He does kinda need one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Those bashes sound kinda chaotic
When is the next big one? I need to get out of canterbury!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:26, Reply)

The next really big one
is in Edinburgh next month:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/14949
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Sounds good!
If I can sort out the cash I'll be there I reckon
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Speaking of bashes
I was thinking a map of B3tans would be useful.

Here's one I made earlier with some sample b3tans:

B3tamap


It's unlisted at the moment and only I can edit it but I think I can make it so anyone can edit it. (Not 100% sure that's a good idea, but whatever). People could gaz me and I'd add them, or I make it freely editable and people can add themselves.

I figure I'll do an OT post tomorrow morning about it, but what do people think?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I like it :)
You can stick me in at canterbury if you want
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Done!
I figure if I only know a town I'll just put people by the train station, or people can give the first part of their postcode like LS6 or B90 and I'll stick it in the middle of that area.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I'm kinda interested
to see how it winds up. so far most B3TA'ns seem to be located around Birmingham
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Well, they're the ones I know about.
I know there's a lot of London ones but I don't think there's any point putting a bunch of tags in the middle of London. I'll wait and hopefully get more specific areas.

I know there's a few in Manchester too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Re b3ta map
I'm not sure if everyone wants to reveal their wereabouts. I'll just stick with West London for now.

BTW: Bash pics coming soon...
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I've changed the settings
So anyone (with a google account) can edit it. Feel free to stick your own pin in!

You can stick it right on your house, or by the nearest train station, or your favourite pub or whatever.

Just so people can say, "Hey, that B3tan lives just 10 minutes down the road! I shall gaz them to go out for drinks and then make sweet, tender love to them all night long!"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I return!
Bash was awesome as I got to snog lusty. She is all of the sexeh!

I like the b3ta map :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:23, Reply)

afternoon all!
just got home from very dusty work and about to hop in the bath...
chicken chasseur and dauphinoise potatoes for dinner tonight and picked up kung fu panda on dvd for 3quid.
is anyone else having a better weekend this weekend than last weekend?
and the b3ta map is well cool! as soon as my google verification email arrives i'll be right on it...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Heyas people
Signed up for the Edinborough bash - provisionaly at least. How's TGB and Blaireua69?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Hey all
I like how there are no Scottish b3tans on the map yet, ha. We are all far too secretive it would appear.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Alright there TGB
*winks*

Hello PoD! Long time no speak.
( wanderlust, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:54, Reply)

PoD
i am now officially a dust-free zone. well, for the timebeing at least. just about to get on and fettle dinner... i have the laptop on teh kitchen table cos are now wireless!!
and thee?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Hey PoD
Add yourself!

I didn't want to add anyone in a big city, I figure it's better in that case to get a more specific location.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 16:59, Reply)

hey there althegeordie...
so what have you got to hide? sniggers.
but seriously, i get your point. we do need to be carefull...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:03, Reply)

oh al.
Stop worrying! I promise I won't find you again and watch you sleeping while I touch myself.
much
( wanderlust, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Saturday was lots of fun.
There was plenty of naughtiness. You would have approved.
( wanderlust, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:12, Reply)

It was just the usual QOTW lezzing off.
There were two /talkers there.

I think we scared them.

Ohhh post 69,
*smirks*
( wanderlust, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:20, Reply)

can anyone remember...
timing and temperature for spuds dauphinnoise? can't be arsed to walk the 9 feet to the bookcase...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:26, Reply)

I survived the bash...
but only just.
/depraved
( thealternativefact, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:43, Reply)

Google it
And it was awesome Al. Especially as you weren't there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:43, Reply)

gave up waiting in the end...
fuck it, i've whacked it in at gas5 and will give an hour before the lid comes off. funny, i'd never thought of looking up recipes on teh web.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:50, Reply)

I've been looking at fun places to go in Canada.
I heard about this theme park with lots of apples and bunny rabbits so had a look for things about it. I came across this blog

Now I really want to go. Even if it's just to see the T-shirts.
( wanderlust, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 17:58, Reply)

Bash pics
I've uploaded my bash pics.

COME AND GET THEM!!!

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:27, Reply)

Sounds like t-shirt hell
www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:27, Reply)

Soft Drink Cans
I've made one for my username and put it in my profile. Woohoo!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:55, Reply)

My softdrink can

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, Reply)

nice can, Spak
And I am officially jealous of your Pac Man shirt. Am Tshirt nerd.

Gah, things were going well in my beach-area local until some drunk git came in here and put Springsteen on the juke! He is also quite loud and telling us about his sex life. Brilliant. Time to march on...
( cackers, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Anyone still about?
So I realise that I appeared earlier, then just disappeared again, which was understandably upsetting for many of you.

So to answer the questions that I can remember, I am well, and I have not added myself to the b3ta map. I like to be conspicuous. Ha.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Conspicuous yet not on map
? does not compute.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:14, Reply)

I want to be on the map!
Stick me down as Warrnambool (Australia) - it's the nearest big town for me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Done!
Assuming it's the warrnambool that's near Port Fairy.

Everyone go look at Port Fairy.

Edit: G'night everyone.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Hurrah!
I'm on the B3ta Map.

I actually think this is a great idea.....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:27, Reply)

Wahey!
I is teh drunk and off to teh bed.

And no, I isn't on teh b3ta map. You can work out my location from my posts.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:32, Reply)

oh... ^^
that was me. Bloody log ins.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Yup! sure is
Port Fairy had a massive festival on this weekend actually

www.portfairyfolkfestival.com/

This is why I worked so much this weekend.
The tiny population of 2200 swells to over 30,000 people.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:39, Reply)

I like the cans

( djtrialprice, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:41, Reply)