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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Caption Compo
Photo in the reply.

Can you please add a suitable caption to this old black and white photo.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:38, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Ouch
Ouch


"Mavis winced as a left-cross hammered into her jaw....."
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:40, Reply)
UNfortunately for Mavis....
even with 2 litres of prune juice, a lot of effort was called for.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:53, Reply)
The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis...

(Eeh Blah Gum, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:07, Reply)
He knew it was stealing
but Phil Anselmo knew a good album cover when he saw one!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:21, Reply)
Vermintrude
hadn't anticipated that the Invisible Man would cough his filthy yogurt into her eyes
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:31, Reply)
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"Anal sex plays havoc with my piles" said Mavis sitting down....
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:40, Reply)
It had taken four hours for Ginny to notice she'd left her watch up Harold's arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:25, Reply)
The bruising to the jaw was a good first step
but she'd need a lot more if "self-defence" was going to hold up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:17, Reply)
The Prodigy
were utterly unimpressed with Keith Flint's new image.

Apparently it made him look like an even bigger cock than he did before.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:52, Reply)
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"Bloody hell" cried Doris, "My pits smell like shit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, Reply)
Self harming
was a lot more physical before they invented razor blades.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, Reply)
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Once the acid started working its magic, Joyce Grenfell really dug the groovy freakout sounds of Hawkwind.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:12, Reply)
Mavis was dismayed
to find out how tough folk-singing actually is.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:11, Reply)
"...and the winner of the 2009 air-DJ competition is..."
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(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)
London, 1944
Berti could no longer take the suffering of war, and took her own life, stabbing herself simultaneously in the neck and collar...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:24, Reply)
...
Edith was keen to demonstrate her new tracheal flossing technique
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)
She's quite clearly doing a poo

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:45, Reply)
Maureen's claim that she was a Thalidomide baby wasn't getting her anywhere with the DSS.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)
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Mavis was an old fashioned girl, she yanked down the invisible mans penis to have a good old fashioned pearl necklace.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:14, Reply)

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