Pub quiz team names

I need a winner and not one the old cliches, help please!

I plumped for Jade Goody's fetid womb, but apparently that is inappropriate.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:01, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Your Ma
that's what my team is/was called.

When you return the folowing year, you change it ever so slightly.

Eg, Your Ma's back
Revenge/return of Your Ma
I know what your Ma did last summer

etc
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Kathleen Turner Overdrive
/stolen
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:07, Reply)

We use
"Cosmic Cabbage"

or

"The Stallions - always happy to come last"
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:07, Reply)

BK told me a good one
the Menstrual Cycle Display Team
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:08, Reply)

"Liam Neeson in 'Love Actually'"

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Quizteama Aguilera

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)

...
We always used to go for "My Gay Lover". Thus at the end of the evening, the compere'd have to shout, "And the winner is... my gay lover!"


Hours of hilarity would follow.

Well, I say hours: I mean minutes seconds femtoseconds.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:11, Reply)

V. good, Enzyme!
Might nick that.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:21, Reply)

"only came in for a pint"

(How soon is now?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:25, Reply)

We use
Multiple Scoregasms, but i'm certain it's unoriginal.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Will give head for beer

Hedge your bets there, mate. If you don't win you might end up in the gents on your knees. Now, that's a good evening...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Cheezy Toenails
Was used very successfully while on holiday.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Chernobyl Victims
We were going to go for this once but decided it wouldn't go down too well. Hilariously enough, during the first round of the quiz the question was asked: "Where, in 1986, did a terrible nuclear accident take place?"

We burst out laughing and got a number of funny looks from people in the pub.
(Tupelo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, Reply)

One pub quiz I was in
The winning team was called "Josef Fritzels inscestuous grandchildren". It raised a few eyebrows, given that the pub quiz was the week that the news first broke about him.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:46, Reply)

We would always use
"...and I'm fucking your dog", which was usually preceded by a title appropriate to the occasion, e.g. at Easter we'd have "You may have died on the cross and brought Christianity to the heathen masses but I'm fucking your dog".

There was a free pint for the best team name each week. Each week I got that free pint. And then some more. And then mobile phones spoiled it all and I gave up quizzes in disgust.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Has
"Norfolk-in-Chance" bindun?
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:51, Reply)

the week james hunt died...
we called ourselves "james hunt: racing driver or rhyming slang?" and got barred.
twunts.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:21, Reply)