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( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:30, 104 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning
I'm finishing early and going to a party tonight, I feel excited!
(username1, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:31, Reply)

TGB!
Somebody made me a better offer for my Focus than your £35.

I accepted. Sorry...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34, Reply)

'Ning
I'm sat waiting for some numpty to send me his revised application form through so I can finish off the appraisal. So far, zilch. And I'm up to date on other stuff.

*drums fingers on desk*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Duckie
I'm not going to lie, I'm upset. I was willing to go up to £38.72
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:35, Reply)

That's a shame
because £38.75 would have secured it.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Oh damn!
Hey DG and user.

Today I am 99% sure I will be getting a Samsung Omnia. It has Sam in the name so it must be awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I have no idea
what a Samsung Ommlette is...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:41, Reply)

DG
It's a cheap knock-off of the LG Viewty.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:45, Reply)

It's loads better
than the viewty you assmuncher
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Nope
Still no idea.

*cluelesses*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Board Meeting today
Which means that I have to act like a goody good boy.

I hate acting like that. You know like when you start a new job and you're all "ooh ooh"...

Yarrrrrr
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Morning
Today I will be getting a Dell Lattitude D620.

And I am all excited because I am spending the next four days with my lass!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Today
I have no idea what will be happening today, actually. I shall take it as it comes. One thing I do know is it will end with a pint.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Dok
I hope it's better than the D630. I was given one by work and it was a hateful flimsy piece of shite. So much so that I may have 'accidentally' left it on the roof of a car I was testing.

I've got a Precision M6400 now as a replacement, and it's in a different league.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:05, Reply)

DG
The rest of today will be sat doing bugger all, other than chatting here.

Gods I wish I had a job that actually gave me something to do.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Ducky
Not really, but you can't complain much when it's not costing a shiny bean.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:07, Reply)

If somebody
would send me the work they promised I'd have, I'd be busy today. As it is, I've worked my arse off these last few weeks to get stuff off my desk so I'm not going on 2 weeks leave with tons of unfinished business. So now, there's actually not much to do, if anything.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Someone mentioned beans?!
*noms*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Dell's build quality does seem to have declined across a lot of their range
The high end stuff feels well made, but the lower and mid range laptops feel like the screen will snap off when you open the lid, really cheap and plasticky.

I have a Toshiba and a Vaio and they're much better made, albeit significantly more expensive than a Dell. Even Thinkpads are pretty rubbish since the Lenovo takeover.
(username1, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:21, Reply)

DG
You are very conciensious, if it was me I would care.

Badger, you had better watch out they are shiney beans.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:23, Reply)

As long as they are not
shiny beans I think I'll be ok
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Not really Dok
If I didn't I'd come back to work after a lovely fortnight off to a mountain of work that would leave me wanting another holiday...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Morning everyone
How are we all this fine AM?
(bill, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I think I've decided on my phone!!
but I may change my mind again before lunch....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I know what you mean DG
I'm full expecting to have all the crap in the world on my desk come next Wednesday. Then again after that it won't be long till Edinburgh.

EDIT What phone is it Badger? I think you should get an iPhone.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I'm not getting an iPhone
because the contracts with them are wank. Thinking of that Samsung Omnia
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Christ
this is turning into a long day and it's not even lunch time yet!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:40, Reply)

The Samsung Omnia
That's a not bad phone that it. Still it wouldn't make me give up my iPhone though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:41, Reply)

howdy folks!
how is everyone tonight? well I hope?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Hi Vampy
How's the future been?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:58, Reply)

good.
the weekend is good. I'm in bed wrapped up in a duvet and not much else with a mug of Ovaltine. Yummo!

I'm also listening to terrible music like TATU

What're you up to Dok?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I got my phone in August 2008
And it's an 18 month contract, so I won't be changing my phone for quite a while.

edit: evening VC
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Vampy
I'm sitting at work doing nothng. The next four days are being spent with my girlfriend, and I'm looking forward to that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Dok
sounds good!

Hi LiC! How're you?

/hugs you both
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Meh
My work email seems to have borked, so the work I'm expecting may not even come through today.

Fucksocks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:17, Reply)

The weekend will be
Work is just crap!

DG, it's your awesome borkyness.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Not too awfully bad
Managed to get through the morning without having anything to do, and now I've got document reviewing to do this afternoon. Joy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I know
I am the king of bork, hence my new thingumywhatsit (I can't even remember what you call it).

*Edit* Board sig.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Yes DG
You are the Borken King. Everybody else is just learning from you.

I'm bored, come on people entertain me!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Hello bitches.
I'm here for 20 minutes.
Make the most of it.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)

howdy Kaol
sorry but can't be fucked. I'm not drunk enough to make the most of it if thats what I was going to do....

Dok - likewise. However - feel free to have another hug the pair of you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:45, Reply)

@ Kaol
No.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:45, Reply)

@Kaol
any chance of a handjob?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:45, Reply)

*sighs*
I take one morning off, and the vermin come out of the woodwork.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Hello Kaol
I'll be nice to you. Just close your eyes...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:48, Reply)

stuff you
I am not vermin.

I am awesome.
so there kaol black!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Hi Kaol
Morning off? Was it good?

Did you make up your mind about going to Wales this weekend?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Hahaha!
Vermin can be awesome.
Rats make great pets.
Cockroaches are a delicious crunchy snack.

EDIT: Wasn't a morning off, I was on site doing stuff. I'm leaving here after lunch to go to Wales :D
( Cawl, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Of course
Kaol would know all of this, being a fully qualified weirdo and all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)

You want to eat me?
Be gentle.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)

and even vermin enjoy a little inter-species erotica
Spot the film, anyone?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Er...
Is it "Rat-Fuckers: 9"?
( Cawl, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:52, Reply)

No,
I've seen that. Not as good as it sounds.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:53, Reply)

I know.
The bit with the rat-tail and the urethra was a little much for my liking.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:54, Reply)

You sick,
sick man.


Sexy image though.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I was going to say
that image..

/wipes drool from chin.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Yeah...
This may hurt a little, but it's something you'll get used to.

(ten points for naming the lyric, without google)
( Cawl, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Allow me
*produces drool wiping cloth*
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Well, fun though this has been...
What with all the rats and drool and stuff, I need to go and find some lunch.


It's just started raining.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Raining rat spunk?
Niiice.

I'm going to Wales now.
Fare-ye-well, b3ta.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:02, Reply)

aha
thanks mr alienface :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Could the Film be
Meet the Feebles?

Rat do make awesome pets, I have four of them.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:06, Reply)

and with that
I'm off to sleep. bye bye.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Sup bitches
That is all.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I have loads of DVDS to burn
and it's taking 24 minutes to copy all the bloody files over. Never mind only 46 more to go *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Badger
You need a DVD duplicator.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I need
a magic instant dvd burner thing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Or teeny tiny robots
that can build it by forming atoms into the right order.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Oooooh
Can I have some of those teeny tiny robots?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Dok,
No, they're entirely theoretical.


HA HA HAAA!
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:39, Reply)

haha
that did make me chuckle.

God it's slow in here and in the real world today
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:42, Reply)

True,
But to brighten the day up I just had the most awesome slab of chocolate cake this side of Belgium.



I have the buyers remorse.
Now I feel sick.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Well
That's what you think Gareth!

Yeah it is a bit slow today.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Well,
I've got to go and do some work now. Don't you all stay on here chatting away like the mad people you are.

Shut up already!
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I think I might enliven my Friday afternoon
By attempting to make a cup of tea that conforms to BS6008.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)

and with that cup of tea
comes a shiny, new THREADKILLER HAT!!!!
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Pffft
On days as slow as this you have to wait at least an hour before pronouncing the thread.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:08, Reply)

My god
Did everybody die or something?

I don't think 've ever seen it this quiet!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Light is right
I managed to bork a thread for a whole hour the other day, and it wasn't even a weekend!

My project work has finally come through. Except that whereas this morning I was full of energy and enthusiasm to get the fucker done, I'm now looking at it with unenthused apathy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Today
Is so slow I've resorted to memorizing the periodic table I have on my mousemat!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Today
is so slow that I might fuck off to the pub early!

Two weeks today and I'll be in Edinburgh! It can't come soon enough for me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:28, Reply)

DG
Same here, in fact I think I'll be getting ready to go out on the drink.

It seams to have slipped my mind who with though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:32, Reply)

You bunch of gays
It's because you never leave the HSH threads, try looking around once in a while.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Fuck off Bert
Just because you have the attention span of a teenage mayfly on speed.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Bert
Ever think that we do frequent other parts of b3ta?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:43, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*one-trick ponies*
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Nope
None of them here!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I was talking generally
Not just here.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:53, Reply)

DG
Same here.

Some people just can't understand the fact of a life outside of B3ta.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Hold the phone
there's a life outside of b3ta? never!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:04, Reply)

You lot
can be so mean sometimes.

I just meant that I'd like to see you all posting on other boards once in a while, or even just in other posts on OT.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Awww Bert
We're not mean; we really like you.

*Tickles Bert under chins*

*Punches arm in playful yet manful way*

*Fondles when no-one is looking*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:18, Reply)

I post on other OT things
when I can be assed. Which is not very often.

Are you just bitter Bert because we don't post on your "everyone on HSH sucks ass" threads?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:21, Reply)

See?
You haven't strayed from here in so long that you don't even know I haven't done one of those in months!

You lot do get very pissy over silly little things though, I'm not having a go at you when I swear, I'm just trying to liven it up or change the subject.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:24, Reply)

It's all about getting
pissy over little things that what unites us together.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:30, Reply)

It's true
but I want to see MOAR.

I liked your post on QOTW last week or the week before Teegee, but I think I missed it before the question closed. Aren't we friends?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Thanks Bert
And we are friends, I'm not really sure why though :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Yep
I just checked, we are. I'm only your friend because of your boobies, and you're only my friend out of sympathy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Right you bunch of ... (insert insult/fluffeh cameraderie as you see fit)
My apathy has come to a head, my work is done, and I hear the call of dirty beer. I'm off to the pub for an end of week pint with the missus.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Bye DG
And mainly sympathy Bert. A little bit because of Hitlercock
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Cheerio, DG
TGB, you love the Hitlercock, don't you?

If I had the time, I'd turn him into a comic.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:46, Reply)

I am quite fond of Hitlercock
But then again I quite like cock full stop
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:50, Reply)

A rant none of you will give a fuck about!
OK, you want to send me to Brussels yet again, this time setting up a connection coming in from Luxembourg, fine. Can I just subtly suggest that it might be an idea to pay the fucking line rental on the fiber connection into Luxembourg so I have any chance of getting it working. At the very least how about telling me that their might be a problem before I book trains, hotels, etc.!

Fuckers!

Hopefully you've all had a better day than me.
(bill, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Just got back from work
and I was puzzled by some strangeness on the M40. Everyone was behaving themselves, and literally couldn't dive out of my way fast enough.

It's only now that I realised exactly what was happening. It seems that leaving my high vis jacket on top of my white shirt and dark tie, and driving a car that's favoured by her majesty's finest constabulary seems to make people panic a little.

*thinks*

I might have to wear my high-vis more often.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:06, Reply)