Well I guess it falls to me
To do the HSH thread. Lazy buggers.



Come on... get posting!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:12, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning all!
I hope you had a decent amount of sleep last night.

I did not.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Good Moaning
I had a fairly good nights sleep :)

Had some people over for dinner last night which was nice and my boss is taking us to lunch then I am going to my dads for his birthday meal later and seeing my mum for dinner tomorrow! Wooo for free food
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:16, Reply)

I've been invited to an event
By one of the Cambridge Universities for the opening of a venue we helped fit out.
I've not gotta drive.
There's free wine :\
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Morning chaps and chapesses
I didn't get nearly enough sleep. Only 5 hours or so.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Kaol
Don't end up naked and covered in blood eh?

I hardly got any sleep due to a fucking burglar alarm which kept on going off through the night. Cunts.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Well at least it's not just me
that's completely knackered.


Fortunatly there's no work to do yet. But some buggers going to put in a call soon - I can feel it.

Merry April everyone!
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:29, Reply)

I didn't do too badly sleep-wise
About 7 hours which is plenty for me.
Footie tonight - I hear an injury-hit Capello is calling up Shearer and Southgate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:32, Reply)

I don't believe you
and I don't know a thing about this football game.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Football
Hmm, yes, I believe Scotland's playing tonight too. Don't really care, to be honest. I'd watch the matches if we got to the World Cup finals, but I can't really be arsed watching football on telly.

Besides, even if we were to somehow qualify, we'd be knocked out of the first round of the finals on goal difference, as usual.

/apathetic
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:36, Reply)

/miserable

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I'm a huge football fan
But Scotland have failed to spark an interest in me. I watched Holland pummel our ring-piece last Saturday and no doubt we will be underwhelming against Iceland tonight.

I'm going to continue on my way and pretend nothing happened...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:40, Reply)

must. get. biology. finished!
Then can post real properly like.

Love you all!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Morning
I'm back at work (?) after a lovely four days with my girlfriend.

Now it's only eight and a bit days till I'm in Edinburgh.

Isn't life just peachy!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:52, Reply)

how was it Dok?
did you have a good time?
/raises eye brows and grins
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Vampy
*hugs*

Yup a good time was had by the both of us. We even went to the beach again!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:04, Reply)

wow dok
i'm surprised you were able to surface for air that long!

/hugs back.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Why am I bossing people about.
Who have you been talking too?
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:24, Reply)

yo BGB
Who said you were "just another b3tan"? Bastards!

Hello everyone else!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Well wonders will never cease Vampy
Hi BGB and Badger.

Miss Blouse, I've been talking to lots of folks, and most of them from Dorset.

Not long till Edinburgh now!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Well I guess it would be nice.
If I could touch your body.

WHY IS THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD?
Those two lines, repeating over and over again :(
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Oh dear
I've just been informed that a strict Muslim has a crush on me. I smell an April Fools.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:13, Reply)

'sup mi bee hatches?
Sunshine, grass warm, I'm the happiest dog in the world.

@Kaol - should I be worried about the carnage of you + free wine + less than 2 miles from me?
( djtrialprice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I missed the ring piece bashing
watching us against Holland at the weekend that is

I'm looking forward to watching us against Iceland tonight. We either win which is good, or we're effectively not going to qualify which means I can come to terms with yet another international footballing failure.

Burley should pick me. I rule!
( djtrialprice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Worry if you want,
But I'll be where the free booze is :p

You got Download tickets then?
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:21, Reply)

I know not everybody
Has got a body like you.

Does that help, Kaol?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Thanks, Mr. Chains.
Kind of you to say, but nope, the song is still stuck.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I have indeed
I know a couple of friends of friends definitely going and a now a I've got a couple of different friends from Cambridge who have nearly bought tickets.

Only downside is that I may have bought the wrong type of ticket... some are caravaning, some have got family tickets *shakes head*

All this carnage and I haven't even worked out how I'm going to wash and condition my lovely hair every day. Got to get the priorities right.
( djtrialprice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Nice one!
Well, if I run into you, I'll get you a pint!

I'm going with the guy I work with, trying to persuade a couple of others to come too.

I've been laughing at my best mate who got a Reading ticket before they announced the line up.
He doesn't like Radiohead. Or any band playing other than Deftones.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:29, Reply)

and that
is why you never buy tickets BEFORE knowing the acts.

Kaol - do you have the original version - or the shite Limp Bizkit cover stuck in your head?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Reading mate: poor sod
Shame 'cos I looooooove Radiohead (and Deftones for that matter) Still, I hate festivals. It's taken Faith No More to get me to go to this one.

I'll be sure to look out for a tall bearded man stabbing his way through the crowds and demand he buys me a drink ;)
( djtrialprice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:48, Reply)

yaaaaaaaaay
done done done!
I finished my biology write up! Yayayayay!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I wanna go to Download
see Faith No More.

Cuz you gotta have faith a faith a faith oooooOOooooohhhh gotta have faaaaaaiiiiith
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:50, Reply)

The Limp Bizkit cover :(
DJ, Radiohead are awesome, I saw 'em at Victoria Park last Summer, one of my favourite gigs ever!

I like festivals, but I'll end up drinking too much.
Ah well!
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Er...
It's 2 minutes past 12.
So I'm not falling for THAT.

EDIT: DAMN YOU! People deleting posts. I'm not insane :(
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Kaol
Falling for what?

I'm so happy!



Edit: Oh thanks Vampy, can I not be happy? :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:03, Reply)

ethell
I'd say congratulations but I'm not quite sure it this is a late April fools?

EDIT: it's not that it's just I'm actually pretty damn gullible and I've had about six people pull pranks on me today :(

Congratulations are in order then I'm guessing? /huggles
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Afternoon
...all. I'm still off sick, lying on the couch with my dog and sore head.

How's everyone?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Afternoon all
I've just been to see our new office. Now to say that there isn't enough room to swing a cat would be an understatement. It was also a lovely 27C, and it doesn't even get direct sunlight.

To top it all the people who are sitting by the windows have turned round and said that they won't open them no matter how hot it gets!

Bollocks!

So how are you lot today?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:24, Reply)

I'm good thanks dok
eating chocolate, watching Life. Finished my biology paper.

/happies
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Vampy
I'd be happy too if it wasn't for all the twunts I have to deal with.

I'd love some chocolate though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Dok
isn't there some H&S regulation against not opening windows? AC is all fine and well, but it's no substitute for real (polluted) air
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Don't know Flesh
I'll have to look it up, that is unless our resident H&S god can tell us?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Our office
Has no opening windows. It's purely AC. I know in one office I worked in there was a rule that windows could be opened for 5 minutes in every hour regardless of complaint.Dunno if it was H&S though. Kaol?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:47, Reply)

We have
sealed windows in our office, and it being American, I doubt they'd flout any laws in case of people suing!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:50, Reply)

I'm not sure...
I'm inclined to say that it's likely to be bollocks.

As an aside, my office has non-opening soundproof windows. It's inside the factory floor area.
So my view, all day, every day, is a man with a creepy limp who sands bits of wood.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:52, Reply)

No opening windows here either
Just a/c that is always too hot or too cold for *someone*.

Doesn't really bother me - I can sit here with my sleeves rolled up while half the office have put their coats on.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:03, Reply)

i think
when it comes to AC, there will always be someone complaining.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I like AC.
It keeps the air dry and thickens your snots somewhat. Better crusty than candles.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:34, Reply)

My phone is activated
and it is freaking awesome! *does happy dance*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Pffffffffft!
I made your phone awesome.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:50, Reply)

porky
how nice
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, Reply)

You added even more wesome
I giggled lots and everyone else in the office wanted to see and all agreed it was awesome but you are slightly crazy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, Reply)

The people in my office think I'm crazy too :(
But then again the answer to "why do you want a marker pen?" isn't normally "So I can draw a little smiling face on this banana."
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:58, Reply)

My phone is awesome too!
I can talk, listen and send texts!


But nothing else.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:59, Reply)

mine does all of the above
but only at times of its own damn choosing
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Back again!
I'm not saying how awesome my phone is.

I'm now in possession of tickets to get to Edinburgh, and I've got booked seats!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:04, Reply)

hahah
Kaol did they love the smiley face banana after it was done though? I bet they did :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, Reply)

No...
They just thought I was odd.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:33, Reply)

But Kaol
You are odd.

Just like the rest of us.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:39, Reply)

If they don't like the banana
then they can feck off! I may have to send it to Bill :p I'd send it to V as well but his phone is beyond crap!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:39, Reply)

why miss badger
such a fetching hat you're wearing. Is it a fedora, panama, or... no definitely a b0rkage.

;)
( djtrialprice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Bananaphone!

Ooh, send it me!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Operator
Get me Beijing-jing-jing!
( djtrialprice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Woo borkage hat
Dammit now I am singing banana phone
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I knew I was unleashing a major earworm
But the combination of banana and phone was too much to resist.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:11, Reply)

What's this all about?
And before someone links me, I've not got speakers/videoplaying here.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:14, Reply)

My Son,
You shall not be a threadkiller.
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:24, Reply)

for laterz then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4j-MBnLQo

(The song itself is called Bananaphone by Raffi)
( djtrialprice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I'll have a look at that
After my free-wine extravaganza, thanks!
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Sheesh Kaol
I know you have a god complex but that's taking it to the next level :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Yeah...
But it's well worth it.

Hmmm... I've gotta go drinking to the meeting soon.
Suit time.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:28, Reply)

It would appear that Kaol
Has sucked upon the throbbing meat of thread death.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:03, Reply)

you borked it too
I was playing with my phone working
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Yeah
it's a completely different type of meat that TGB has a penchant for.

EDIT: ah I see that was an accusation of thread b0rkage rather than an admission. That sucks, it makes what I said make no sense now. *goes home early for the day*
( djtrialprice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Time to stop play, just for today
Andy and Teddy must now go away...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, Reply)