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Time to start the day-thread
Here it is...
Home Sweet Home

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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:10, 190 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

damn
I was just looking for a picture. This one is far too bright for the day. *puts on sunglasses*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Yeah, likely excuse Badger
You're just hiding behind the HSH image like the rest of 'em.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:14, Reply)

*puts on Tesco-Value Aviators*
Mornin' folks.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:14, Reply)

hiding behind what?
what? what you on about?

Looking cool Kaol
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:15, Reply)

As always :D
*winks*

Er... Winking + aviators = George Michael Fail.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:16, Reply)

Mornin' Kaol
Those shades look cool.

@Badger:
I was referring to me being the one who usually starts the evening HSH threads these days, and once I do, several other people suddenly appear. This is starting to happen to the day-threads too.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:17, Reply)

gotta have a faith a faith a faaiiiithhhh
oooooohhhhhh gotta have faaaaaaaaaaaith
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:18, Reply)

and I've just got here
and normally start the day thread at this time. So epic fail spak. *scores one for badger*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:19, Reply)

*screams*
WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE.
IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Dons Oakley Sunglasses
God that image is painful on the eyes.

Morning everybody.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:19, Reply)

*joins in the wailing*
I KNOW NOT EVERYBODY HAS GOT A BODY LIKE YOOOOOOOUUUU
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Morning Hairy Doque
@Badger: Ah, but it was me who actually got there first and started the thread. FAIL yourself :-P
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:23, Reply)

But I gotta think twice.
Before I give my heart away,
Something something something yay,
Coz I'm George Michael and I'm gay.
Oooo-oooooo-OOOO-OOOOO-oooooo-oooh.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:24, Reply)

* joins in too *
MMMMM MM MM MMMM
MMMMM MM MMM MMMM

_{I forgot the words.}
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:24, Reply)

I was here first
but instead of bashing out the same image I was looking for a different (more morning friendly) one.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:25, Reply)

is it wrong I know most of the words?
I'll reconsider that foolish motion cuz I need someone beside me in everything thing I do..... cuz you gotta have faith *dances like a mong*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I like my version better.

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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I'm not surprised in the slightest
you egotripper
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:27, Reply)

You fuckin' love it.

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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Come to think of it
Those lyrics I posted a few posts up were actually from that song from the Crash-Test Dummies.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:28, Reply)

do I?!!?
DO I KAOL?!?! DO I!!!!!

probably
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Yeah, you do.
You love it like a dog loves licking it's balls.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:30, Reply)

a do love?
hahaha I saw! *dances*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:30, Reply)

My Gods
It's too early for George Michael songs.

*crys*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:35, Reply)

I have to go to work now
* launches self from thread *
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:37, Reply)

the
pyscadelic colours have melted my mind

A careless whisper on the dancefloor so I'm never gonna dance again guilty feet have got no rythuuuum so I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with yoooOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUuuuu
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:37, Reply)

...
Wake me up before you go-go...

*punches self in head*
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Can I punch you in the head
as well?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:40, Reply)

No you can't.
The consequences would be swift and painful.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Club Tropicana, drinks are free,
Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:44, Reply)

boooo
you ruin all my fun
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Herro all
Whats the bettings that the traffic will be crap tomorrow? :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:45, Reply)

As long as it's not bad on Friday I don't care!
Google maps says 5 hours 45 mins I say CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Not as bad as it'll be on Friday.
I'd imagine, anyway.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:46, Reply)

fuck off Kaol
I'll make it in record time! *zoom zoom zoom*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Yeah
The traffic on Friday will be nightmareish. It being a bank holiday and all!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:50, Reply)

but beiong easter
a lot of people go away early as the kids have already broken up
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Hmm
Google maps reckons 8 hours 44 mins for me. I lay down the challenge of 8 hours 40 minutes!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:53, Reply)

haha
I love racing the satnav :D Although I will have to be sstrict with toilet stops
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:54, Reply)

We've got
Smoking stops to factor in, as we can't smoke in the car.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Oh god you'll be stopping every
half hour then! Woo for me going in my car I can smoke in!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Pffft,
I don't smoke that much!

EDIT: Unless I'm drinking.
FUCK.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:58, Reply)

None of that in my car!
Grrrr.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:00, Reply)

haha
epic fail!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Kaol
I remember a trip with your driver. As with you he said you couldn't smoke in the car.

It didn't stop him though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Haha!
Fair enough!
We'll see, eh?

Thing is, I'm used to going a while between cigarettes, so I'm fine.
Like... Not had one yet today, and I won't 'til a bit after 1.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I'm just glad
I'm letting the train take the strain.

OK it four and a half hours without a smoke, but I can handle that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Hello Mongs
Kaol and I are not allowed to smoke in the car, not are we allowed to take guitars. But they're the only things that have been banned.
*plots*
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Could we make V smoke,
Then suck the sweet nicotines out of his blood?
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Oh dear
Wookie really needs to sort out a more comprehensive list!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Kaol
you can make V smoke then snog him to get the smoke
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:34, Reply)

He really does, with the three of you in the car it could be chaos.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Wookiee will be fine.
He's so fucking ace I'm sure he will have no trouble negotiating the motorway with a bag over his head.
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:36, Reply)

It's not Wookie I'm worried about
It's the chaos the could be you Kaol and V in the car with him.

;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Which route is
Wookie taking? I'll try and avoid it.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Me?
It's those two who are certifiably mental, not me.
I'M NORMAL
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:50, Reply)

hehe
I have no idea what route I'm taking, that's what satnavs are for!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah but Drixy
The other two will egg you on.

I think Wookies taking the M6, not 100% sure though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Thats ok then
;-)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:02, Reply)

hmm
may see if my grandad is about on Tuesday when we head back as it is right on the way... and he may make us lunch! And I'll get massive brownie points with my dad
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:03, Reply)

pass me the sodding hat
*does the funky gibbon*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:14, Reply)

We were all distracted
Imagining you dressed as a Brownie.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:19, Reply)

tLiC
I was thinking the same thing!

*sigh*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:21, Reply)

*sings*
Do, do, do the funky gibbon
(The funky gibbon)
We are here to show you how
Ooo, ooo, ooo
Ooo, ooo, ooo, the funky gibbon
He's just like you
So come on and do
The funky gibbon now
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:21, Reply)

You're all pervs
*twirls in uniform*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Actually I have been busy with a software release
A half-assed, disorganised, the-only-guy-with-that-access-doesn't-work-wednesdays software release.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:25, Reply)

How did I miss this thread?
I must be bliiiiiiiind
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I am no longer first
My existence is worthless once more
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:35, Reply)

VC
Must be those low flying missiles you had hit you at work?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:37, Reply)

It's ok, TDW.
Just go and validate yourself by replying to my Zoo-question :)
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Weeker
you groped my boob when I gave you a hug and I didn't immediately knee you in the crotch. Stop complaining.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:38, Reply)

zoo question?
if you were a zoo what kind of zoo would you be?

I'd be a petting zoo
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I'd be
A Reptile House.

Full of cold, bitey flesh-eaters :)
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I'd probably
be a butterfly house or with the pumas.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I would be
The Aquarium, but only because Kaol got the reptile house first!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:42, Reply)

haha
I can't believe you nutters are actually answering the question what kind of zoo would you be hahahahah!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Hmmm...
What kinda dog would you be, TGB?
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I'd be a Safari Park
Don't know why, just like them :)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:45, Reply)

well you answered first
:p

Besides we got nothing else to do!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Heheh heavy petting zoo.
'Nings all.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Morning Wookie
How's tricks?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:48, Reply)

word up Wookie
Kaol I'd be a Canis lupus
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:51, Reply)

That's not a dog.
Silly girl.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:51, Reply)

all dogs are
descended from wolves so it counts so there.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I'd be a labrador
The golden retriever's workshy relative. Also I make big sad eyes until I get attention.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:55, Reply)

howdy Wookie
how's it going?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:56, Reply)

*sighs*
By that logic, your favourite kind of bird could be a mitochondria :(
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I'd be a
Bloke with a big stick to beat the dogs!

Not a fan of mutts!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Speaking of dogs
This made me laugh.

Sweet Potato!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:58, Reply)

ok I'd be a
english mastiff
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Speaking of things that made us laugh
This Made me laugh.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I also
didn't think that all dogs came from wolves, I was under the impression that some of them split before wolves evolved!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Damn these touchscreen phones!
My PC monitor doesn't have that feature, trust me, I've tried :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Dok,
As far as I can remember, some dogs have jackals as their ancestor-species.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:05, Reply)

aha
I think my cat is a wanna be cheetah or something. He keeps racing around the house like a mad thing. And then attacking us.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Kaol
That would make sense for a lot of the African species.

Vampy, all cats want to be big cats, it's their hunting instinct.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:10, Reply)

'm alright ta.
And your good selves?

If we're not limited to actually being dogs, I would like to be one of these, please.

Actually chaps, if I remember correctly all breeds of domesticated dog can interbreed viably, and are therefore all of the same species, just with very variable characteristics. So there.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:10, Reply)

VC
usually means a storm is brewing, he has just done a damn good shit in the garden, or he has taken some form of drug.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:10, Reply)

AWWWW
wookie is so cute! *pets*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:16, Reply)

I'm gonna be a poodle.
I have the curls, the refined tastes and the surprising ability to hunt things down and rip them to shreds required for the job.

I shall be known as Fifi LaBelle.
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Wookie
They are related to dogs.

I'm still trying to get one or two of those as pets.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:19, Reply)

hmm no for the drugs
no for the damn good shit - must be a storm brewing.

Wooksie - they're so cool! if I was an animal I would be one of these. Vampire cats!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I'd be one
of these
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Ooooooh
The Ratal is a lovely animal!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:28, Reply)

I think we
have a lot in common :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:30, Reply)

What
Have you had a AFV named after you as well?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Dammit.
Now I have "Sticky Honey" stuck in my head. Perhaps I can get rid of it by ~~whistling the great escape~~ thinking of Spoonman.

Honey badger is a fine choice of beastie, mind you.

Nom nom lunch.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Old Fart?
That's a funny name for an AFV.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Light
you beat me to it.

Does anyone else here have a massive orange fuzzbucket of purring claws on their lap?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:49, Reply)

afternoon people
how be everyone today
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:55, Reply)

@wookie: By Juliette and the the licks?
That's an awesome song :D

But for saying spoonman I am going to have ot kill you
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:56, Reply)

That's the one, yes.

*flees*

I do not have a spoon, but I have a spork.

*googles Sporkman*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:58, Reply)

it's not a spork FFS!
It's a splade!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:59, Reply)

sporks FTW!

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Nope it's a Spork
Spo - Spoonman
ork - Fork
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:11, Reply)

nope
Splade.

You're WRONG ON THE INTERNET!!!!

/giggles
EDIT: a splade
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Nope
You are lying ON THE INTERNET!

ROFL
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:22, Reply)

My spork is clearly different to your splade.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:24, Reply)

I think we've established
that whatever I say is right and I say Spork. Backed up by the league of Sams which are always right on everything.

Sam power FTW
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:27, Reply)

*secret handshakes*
Damn straight!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:28, Reply)

actually
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splade
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork
and
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spife

so there
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I wish I had a power now
/sads.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I like the
splade better, it's got a knife.

The league of Sams, boo, they're not always right!

I know this because I am!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:33, Reply)

FFS

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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:34, Reply)

What is it Drixy

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:35, Reply)

This thread is sporked

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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:38, Reply)

have a cuddle drixy
cuddles cheer everyone up.

/gives drixy a mahoosive cuddle
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:40, Reply)

The league of Sams is awesome
The people who disagree are wrong as by the rule that Sams are always right
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Badger
You missed the Kaol clause!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Some Sams are wrong some some of the time
and some Sams are wrong all of the time.
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I love the word spork!
I also very much enjoy the words flabbergasted and shenanigans.

Morning/afternoon folks.
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wanderlust, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:49, Reply)

But all of the Sams are right all of the time.

EDIT - Yay Lusty yay! Hello there, how is the frozen North?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Hi Lusty
Are you enjoying your Big Americas Adventure?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:50, Reply)

TGB is right.
/Kaol statement.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Hi Lusty
I'll spork your shenanigans all flabbergasting day if you like.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Wookiee
If you know the misquoted quotation then you'll know you're wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong on sooooooooo many levels.
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:51, Reply)

woo Lusty!
How are you my lovely?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:56, Reply)

East Canadia has been cold and miserable.
I have however seen many a frozen lake which have all been pretty fucking spectacular.
All I need now is for my Taiwanese lady friend to wake up and we can go have an adventure!
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wanderlust, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Lusty
Fucking AWESOME.

Glad you're have a great time, and adventures.

Met any Mounties yet?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Taiwanese lady friend
Sounds delightfully wrong.

I love you, Lusty :)
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I think everyone loves lusty
and not just because of her awesome boobs
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I haven't met any monuties yet!
I have a feeling they knew I was coming over so are all hiding, weeping quietly in dark corners :(

My new lady friend is lovely. She stole coffee for me yesterday and gave me half an onion.

It's true love.

Right, well I appear to have killed this thread so I'll be off doing Canada stuff then.
Toodlepip everyone.
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wanderlust, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:10, Reply)

aww Lusty's gone again :(
I was procrastinating
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Bye Lusty!

*waves*

Hope things continue to be brilliant.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:37, Reply)

hehe
one for Kaol?
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7985728.stm
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:40, Reply)

^ I will watch this film

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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:43, Reply)

this story made me laugh
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7987061.stm

especially the line "from half a minute to almost 4 minutes"
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'll even go as far as
Reading the book, it should be fun.

I always enjoyed Pride and Prejudice.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:47, Reply)

my favourite line is
Every time they had intercourse during the three-month study period, each couple measured the time to ejaculation with a stopwatch

I'd say that would probably ruin the mood but it's not as if there was really enough time to get a mood going....
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Bloody Hell
Are there really bloke out there that only last that long?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:56, Reply)

^Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
Look at the mock surprise everyone - LOOK!
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:58, Reply)

hahahhahaha
I'm so with Clendrix on this one :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:59, Reply)

You two!
It's not mock surprise, I just didn't realise that there were people like that.

I myself have never thought about it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:07, Reply)

and in "semi" related news
having done the Easter quiz on BBC, the final question gave me this little titbit:

"in the Czech Republic there is a tradition of spanking on Easter Monday."
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:08, Reply)

I am frankly horrified
by the claim that some women find that twenty minutes is not enough. It may just be my chronic lack of fitness, but after twenty minutes you'd be lucky if I wasn't dead of a heart attack.

And, of course, my body would find it hard to spare that amount of blood for very long.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:08, Reply)

30 seconds?
Well... I hate to lose a race...
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Sex wise 30 seconds would be horrible
but it would make giving blowjobs more bearable

*suck suck* oh you're done great. *rolls over grabs vibrator* come back in 30 minutes
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Twenty minutes is too long.
I might miss something on the telly.
Edit: Badger, but they're fun!
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I have a very bad
gag reflex :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:27, Reply)

This fun fact for the day was
Sponsored by Captain Wilkin's Banana Fun-Factory.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Vibrators are bad
I can't jiggle fast enough to compete. And God, I've tried.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Epilepsy, mate.
It's your only hope.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Strobe magic.
Awesome.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Hmm
Saves on the washing bills Wookie.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Today
I found out I can change the settings on my phone to make websites think it is a desktop PC rather than a mobile. This means i don't get diverted to mobile sites whcih are wank. I am probably a little bit too excited about the whole thing
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I just click on
the "view full site" link on most sites. Few think mine are a mobile though as it runs Windows :-\
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:54, Reply)

yeah that's clicking links
now I don't have to because I go straight to the proper site and I have a windows mobile too but there are still sites such as google that will pick up it's a mobile. So fuck you Ethel go and sit back in the corner
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Must be the fact I've already changed mine then ;)
So stop being bitchy and get on with life
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I'll never stop being bitchy
just like you'll never stop being a loser :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:02, Reply)

TGB:
Uber-bitch queen. Forever.

EDIT: If you want an idea of what the future is like, imagine TGB stamping on a man's face. Over and over again. Forever.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:03, Reply)

*imagines*
*looks forward to the future*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:06, Reply)

But Kaol
I've seen the future, and it's so bright you've got to wear shades!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:07, Reply)

You have to wear shades
so when I stamp your face the shards go into your eyes and it hurts more
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Pah Badger
I'll get you, and your little dog Toto too!

Right folks, I'm going, see some of you over the weekend in Edinburgh!

YAY!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Ooh, TGB is 006!
Do you look like Sean Bean?
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:15, Reply)

If you imagine Sean Bean
to be shorter, fatter and with boobs then yes yes I do!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Perfect.
Perfect indeed.
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Well you're top
of my bond girl list Clendrix so this could work out rather well indeed :D
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Right.
I'm the evil mastermind.
Done.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:25, Reply)

*orders in lots of sand and polar bears*
Done
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Kaol is the Evil Mastermind?
We get to kill him?
This is fucking great.
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Oooh ooh can I be Moneypenny?

I'll wear a smashing blouse and everything.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Wookers
Yes, that along with your speshal kilt...
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:35, Reply)

No.
You're my cat.
Now shut it and get on my lap.
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:36, Reply)

There's plenty of room on Kaol's lap.
*sniggers*
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I refuse to be Mr Bigglesworth.

I'm not that bald.

Yet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:39, Reply)

What was that?
All I could hear was "Meow meooooow, MEOW. Meeeeeeeeeooooow!"
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Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:40, Reply)

fuck
big fuck up at work *bangs head on desk*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Badger.
Do the right thing and run away.
In fact, I think I might do that now too.
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thealternativefact, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Well I'm not in again till
Wednesday hopefully the shit will have cleared by then

ARHGHGGHHG
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:44, Reply)

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