Magenta House


The next best thing to a b3ta mansion. Good evening :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:03, 72 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I see acrenne's creme egg
and raise her an Indian head massage.

*winks*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:15, Reply)

free chocolate is full of win
Massage was gooood. I'm all oiled UP and chilled out. Have you had yours yet petal?

edit/ much more pleasant than the colonic ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I'll hand over to your dad
FOR A BIT as I have a few dirty dishes to cunt in the fuck. Back shortly x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:22, Reply)

'Ning
I see the day thread carried on in good fashion.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:25, Reply)

They're nearly done now
And we're getting Chinese tonight, so the cycle of clean-dirty-clean starts all over again :/
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Yup
Went over today to confirm room booking details, which was slightly more complicated than anticipated, but sorted now.

So we'll head over to check in about 4pm I think, get ready, and enjoy a good evening.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Wow,
Quite the threesome you lots were having in here.

How are you all this fine evening?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Evening PoD
How's the world with you?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:44, Reply)

The world is busy as ever
But I'm eating again, and have homemade soup just now, so for now it is all good.

I trust married life is treating you well m'dear?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Well, it's been a week today...
Cracks are beginning to show ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:46, Reply)

'Ey oop folks!
Hope everything's having a nice evening.

I have savoury rice and tea, and the inbetweeners is on in a bit so all is right with the world:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Oh,
I bet they are*. No, wait, that doesn't work.



Crap.

*arse
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Hullo Beekers
Makaton - my only regret from the weekend was not showing you all how to *sing* "Happy birthday dear PJM" in Makaton...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:51, Reply)

*waves*
What kind of language would Makaton be then?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Is it not
Something to do with signs and symbols, for disabled people?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:00, Reply)

PoD is right
it's very *special*. It's sign language and picture symbols.

I have to share nicely with the pooter - Sweary Jr wants a turn on msn. See you smashing peoples later.

xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Mature as always, A
How's life on the coast today?

Hey BK. Well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:10, Reply)

decisions decisions
I'm thinking of walking down to the off-licence and grabbing a bottle of wine. Yes? No?

First response decides the fate of my liver.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Yes
Fly, my precious - fly and seize the water of joy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I say no to getting wine
Mostly because I like the feeling of power it gives me.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Evening all
I say in ahead and grab yourself a bottle. Personally I need one myself. Mum is in a particularly irritating mood tonight. Even the sound of her breathing is driving me potty!
*Resists urge to kill Mother*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Aww too bad
It might look like you were first but that's an illusion caused by a linear view of time.

*swigs from bottle*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:31, Reply)

PB
Posting from a mobile device? I recognise that in/go snafu.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:32, Reply)

'vning ancrenne
I am very well now that I have wine.

The past two days have been a horrific ordeal of customer ineptitude of the "you were all told what you needed to do a month ago and you all agreed and now we come to test only 3 out of 40 of you have managed to do it right" and we still have 20 to go tomorrow.

So yay wine!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Well so much for the feeling of power
On the plus side, I am glad you are making your own decisions Chains. I don't think anybody wants to turn off topic into a version of "The Dice Man".

Then again...
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Honestly it would just be a ho-hum thing
you know, haha our customers are shit.

Except our customers are the police forces of England and Wales, who apparently can't do even simple things like create a rule in outlook to send a response when they get an email from a particular address.

I mean, I know nothing about outlook but I can do that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:57, Reply)

I know nothing about Outlook and I can't do that
thereby proving that I really do know nothing about Outlook.

However, I probably would find out how to do it if it was part of my job.

@Chains: Police eh? The customers for my job are also officers of the law. Mmmmm.

@Ancrenne: Hello. You are right, we have not been introduced. Your reputation goes before you however. And congrats on the free creme egg.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:07, Reply)

That you're a saucy minx
You and Big Girls Blouse rule Off Topic as your male harem. That's your rep.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:21, Reply)

You sauce divinely
And as for your minxing!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:26, Reply)

My understanding was more along the "lovely" lines than "minxy"
However, if it makes you feel better, we can all agree that I've got the wrong end of the stick here.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:32, Reply)

which of course makes me think of
bacon sandwiches.

Or fried egg sandwiches.

Or a full english breakfast.

*shakes fist*

Damn you!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:32, Reply)

And isn't knowing what chaps like
90% of minxing?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:41, Reply)

I wish I was a minx
'Ningles all!

How are we?

/huggles everybody just a tad too long.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:44, Reply)

No wiggling in tight clothes?
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/2796557207/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Minxes don't wear tight clothes
They wear loose-fitting stripey jumpers and Tam O'Shanters. Everyone knows that.

EDIT: Hello Cat. See, now that two of us have had to insert this I'm feeling a bit bad.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Evening or morning VC, whichever
Some ladys are born minxes;
Some become minxes as they mature;
Some have minxiness thrust upon them.

Imagine yourself in one category and Ancrenne in another.

I'm not saying which as concussion is nature's way of telling you not to make the same mistake twice.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:49, Reply)

That's a lovely bruise
how did you get it?


And also those are fun looking pictures. Curse this 16000 mile distance!

EDIT: I think Ancrenne was born a Minx and that I'll be lucky if I have Minxiness thrust upon me.
I have all the charm and appeal of a stick of celery for a dieter.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:50, Reply)

yup
thanks guys.
I just love being an edit afterthought and all.... *sads*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:54, Reply)

yup yup sure
:) If it helps you sleep at night I'll shove my false misery into a giant bucket, turn it upside down and trap it there and be a happy fluffy teenager again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Tam O Shanters are hats - a Scottish beret with a bobble on top
You must have seen them. Russ Abbot used to wear one as C U Jimmy. Oh, the hilarity.

Minnie the Minx also wears one. What was so minxy about her anyway?
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:05, Reply)

speaking of hats with bobbles on top
My completely random input to this is that I still have a hat from when I was wee (2 years old wee) that has gradually stretched as the years have passed, it still fits, and it too has a bobble on it. I shall have to bring it.

Personally I think Minnie has a lot of Self confidence and that's what makes her a minx.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:07, Reply)

I see where you were going earlier
I got stuck on french people wearing stripy tops and berets which are like tam o'shanters.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:07, Reply)

being australian
I feel no shame whatsoever in googling a tam o shanter.

/googles
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:13, Reply)

This is all very interesting
A hat that expands as your head grows? That's pretty cool.

Minnie the Minx is basically French? I hadn't thought of that before.

A drunk Scottish person wearing a Tam O Shanter? Well, perhaps that isn't interesting, just a sad reinforcement of the stereotype.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:16, Reply)

well it was knitted innit?
so as I've grown the wool has stretched. It's white and actually looks a bit like a floppy tam o shanter now I think on it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Well, I should probably go too to be honest
Goodnight Ancrenne, Vampyrecat and Chains, and anybody else who might be out there. 'Twas a pleasure.

Also VC, thanks for shoving your false misery into a giant bucket earlier, then turning it upside down and trapping it there. Knowing that you did that will actually help me sleep tonight.
( GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:29, Reply)

glad to have helped
anytime!
Any time you need some night time reassurance (without the sex), I'm your girl! *beams*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Hooray for trapping misery in a bucket
Inspiring.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:38, Reply)

Thread pronounced borked
My work is done.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:08, Reply)

You can't just turn up and pronounce a thread
you have to participate!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:18, Reply)

Argh
Just put most of my money in with 10 10 on a flop of 6 6 5.

He showed K 2, the moron.

K came on the river.

Time for bed methinks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:27, Reply)

so...
is it not really borked yet?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:28, Reply)

I think
that this is very much an ex-thread.

And I'm pretty borked myself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:35, Reply)