take the three items closest to you
and tell us how you can make them into kids toys.

I have
- Pillow
- Poster paper
- school bag.

actually this is a crap Idea. you come up with something better.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hmm...
Keyboard.
Knife.
Coffee.
*shrugs*
( Cawl, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Erm...
Scissors
Stanley Knife
Stapler

I still have no idea why the stanley knife is on my desk!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:07, Reply)

He He
Thermometer.
Monkey.
Screwdriver.

I suppose I could insert the screwdriver into monkey, and when the temperature gets to 20C I could stab everybody else in the office in the eye.

I also have a hammer and a pair of pliers in my drawer. Such fun I could have, even more if I had a blowtorch!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Heh
Phone
Glass
Guitar

I could use the phone to call toys R us to buy a decent toy I reckon!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Or
You could play the guitar down the phone, using the glass as a slide.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I have a cup
some scissors and some paperclips.

And a game rather than a toy

The game is you have to eat 5 paperclips then run with the scissors and cup to the kitchen, fill the cup with boiling hot water and run back to my desk throwing the water over the person who finishes behind you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I like that game TGB!
*makes a mental note for work*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:46, Reply)

If I had a shotgun near me
then it would be even more exciting
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:51, Reply)

So Badger
Did last week push you over the edge then, are you thinking of 'Going Postal'?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I have a cup of freshly made tea, a Sharpie and a laptop I'm setting up for someone.

I'm struggling as to how to combine them, I don't think the aforementioned salesman would be very impressed with any graffiti on his computer, especially since I can't draw for shit.
(username1, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Keyboard, mouse, monitor
;-)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Hmmm
Sandwich
bag of crisps
cup of water
It's lunchtime!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Er
Piece of paper
Cow patterned paper holdy uppy thing
Coaster.

Yeah I'm lost.
(lei, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:07, Reply)