I have a question... (my first on the OT board - eeeep)
...If you had the power to splice two animals together, to make one amazing animal of JOY, what two animals would you pick?

I would splice a duck and a pig, so it would basically be a pig with a ducks beak, ducks feet and wings!

DUCK-PIG, DUCK-PIG!

(I clearly have too much time on my hands, I’m aware of this).
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 May 2009, 13:48, 80 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ym and a dog

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Already happened

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Me, and a monkey
I want a tail. I could have lots of fun with a tail.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

weren't we talking about this
a while ago?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Would it taste of pork or duck?
Would it have nice crispy duck skin in places and also big chunks of lovely crispy crackling? How would this work?

Have you through this through?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Hmmm...
...I have thought this through... I really, really do have too much time on my hands!! :S

It would indeed have crispy duck skin but still be of the pork variety underneath the skin. You'd get the best of both... sausages, bacon and the duck skin (which is the best part)... its all made of win!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Served with
orange or apple sauce?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Hmmm...
...that is a tough one... erm... orange! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Nom
nom nom nom nom ... yum
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Also.
Would it be a dig or a puck?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I guess it would be...
...a puck, but I do prefer to think of it as a duck-pig! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I bow
before your flim-flamming magnificence!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Why thank you.
I am pretty great!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

LIES!!
Online.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

How rude,
You're not that far away that I can't find you and give you a thwack you know! :P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 May 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Yeah, but I can get away with it because I'm cheeky.
And also, I'm getting married to you, so you know that I jest.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I had a feeling that was you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Yeah? Well I had a feel of *you*.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Yes, yes you did.
*remembers*
*smiles wistfully*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, Reply)

I'd agree with that!
:) - i.e., FFtM magnificence!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I would splice a horse and a donkey and call it an arse.
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:56, Reply)

...
Genius!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

A goat and a dog.
Sexy and faithful.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:56, Reply)

It'd use
it's sharp teeth though.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Nah
It would be so dopey and subservient it would never even dream of it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

An ant
And a bear.

That'd really fuck some picnics up.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)

It would indeed...
...but how would it work? Would it be a bear-sized ant or an ant-sized bear... I would be very scared if it was just a MASSIVE ant with bear claws and slightly furry!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

An Ant sized bear
FTW!

That would truly rock. Have a nest full of miniature bears!
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

A penguin and a crocodile
For no other reason than I just wanted to draw comparisons with the small resemblance that a penguin has to a dinner jacket and say "because it would be a snappy dresser".

I'll fuck off again now...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

You are The Man (TM)
Well, I laughed, anyway.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)

*Bows*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

*seizes the opportunity*
*winks*
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)

*Smarts*
I suddenly feel full...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Squid + hummingbird
= HOVERSQUID

Who wouldn't want a hoversquid?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I can't think of any right thinking human
that wouldn't want a hoversquid.

So that'll be Clendrix that doesn't want one then.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Not right thinking?
Or not human?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Now that's a tough question

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I suspect
that the answer could be "both".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Wasp and anti-tetanus innoculation
Everyone could be stung and innoculated at the same time :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

As I have already told you:
A Miger - Monkey/Tiger. It would have the body of a monkey with the colourings, retractable claws, and roar of a tiger.

Or a Plear - a Platypus/Bear.

Both these creatures would rock.

EDIT: I've just realised the Monkey/Tiger would more appropriately be called a 'Monger'.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Hehe...
...I think I prefer your 'monger/miger' to your 'bearpus/platbear'... mainly because you just wanted a bear with a platypus face.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

And a tail.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Of course,
Sorry I forgot about the tail!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I would pick a fluffeh kittum and a guinea pig.
Just for the lovley meow and bop bop brrrrrr noises it would make.

Awwwww
( wanderlust, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

LUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I'm good thankyouverymuch Mr thegeordie
How the devil are you?
( wanderlust, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I'm very well thanks
how is canadia treating you? What are you doing with yourself? Have you found any nice cock?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Canadia is treating me well.
Never you mind if I've found any nice cock or not. You nosey parker!
( wanderlust, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

That's a yes then
ha.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, Reply)

LUSTEEEEEE!
Wahey! :)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Wooo!
Hello Lusty dear!! :D
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Woo and hello!
How the devil are you?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Similarly pigs + pigeons
Then I'd be legally entitled to rape every girl who'd say they'd sleep with me only if pigs could fly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Always comes down to rape with you, doesn't it?
;)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

You know me too well
Dad?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Nope.
ym
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Oh, then you know me even better!
*uncomfortable silence*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

*even *more* uncomfortabale silence*
*holds hand*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

The ant-bear. Bit big, sorry.

( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Hahahaha...
...Winner!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 14 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)

YOOOOORRRR!!!
I want to saddle one of these up and go on a rampage in town.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Pffft! No!
You chose pig-oens, you stick with them. Loser.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:28, Reply)

If I'm playing God
I can do it however many times I please!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Well you'll have to ask nicely.
And naked.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I was gonna be naked anyway
's how I roll.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
I've got a grenade wrapped in bacon with your name on it :D
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

It Came From The Desert!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

That's clearly grass!
*shakes head slowly*
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)

It Came From...
...The Desert Slightly Grassy Plain Type Place.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 14:43, Reply)

The steppes
if you will
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Looks fuck all like 'H' to me

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

It's fat enough
to be Claire Richards though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:58, Reply)

AHAHAHAHA!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 14 May 2009, 18:51, Reply)

So?
It came from the desert - and arrived at a grassy place.

Duh.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Nah.
Although the picture below was made with Authentic Desert Grass ^TM
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:58, Reply)

And one for Lab... Pig-eons:

( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Hahaha!
Tasty flying vermin
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, Reply)

A Snow Hona
and a Panda.

A Honda.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:59, Reply)

A bulldog and a shitzu...
Or as I call it...a...

(ah fuck it, it's not that funny anyway.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, Reply)

A shitdog?
¬_¬
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:23, Reply)