This Mortal Coil...
If you were to decide to shuffle it off (ooh err missus etc) how would you do it?

I always thought that disembowelment whilst hangliding would be nice - floating of into the sunset, dripping innards and all that sort of quasi-romantic imagery.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:57, 22 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

spontaneous combustion
in a prominant place has got to be the way to go
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

immersion hypothermia
it's the way out kids.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Death by orgasm

( WormuIus, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)

^ this
only multiples
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

in a multi-Accord pileup
Or jumping out of a plane without a 'chute.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)

the mention of Jamie Oliver reminds me,
how's your tongue?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

It's still swollen first thing in the morning *hurr hurr*
And rather sensitive/tingly, but it's slowly healing :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I'd get something like ebola then I'd throw myself
in a mince beef machine for Sainsbury's. Then Jamie Oliver would eat it and get ebola and die and then I'd laugh.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

brilliant
that'd teach the floppy-gobbed cunt :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Here is a chance to use the phrase
Drug induced frenzied sex heart attack
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

In battle,
with honour
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Um...
1. Get the bad AIDS.
2. Position cheesewire net about 50 feet above crowded thoroughfare in the City.
3. Leap from tall building onto net.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I approve of this

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Nembutal
Just go to sleep. Painless. Calm. Serene.


Or, that would be an option if I hadn't chucked it down the sink. So for shits and giggles, I'd try to get myself trampled to death by a raging hippo. In Oxford Street.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Nembutal
Good for you - I'm really pleased for you.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Shagged to death
by Torvil and Dean.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

On or off the ice?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

On it
Doing a triple-salco
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Hitting my head then drowning
in preferably cold water.

So I'm unconscious, so don't feel drowning, and if gawd forbid they fish me out again, I hopefully won't be too braindamaged.

Unless step one does that!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Shot by a jellous husband.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

jellous (sic) gelatinous
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

being mown down by a Honda Accord...
...while running down the mall waving my helmet at innocent bystanders.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 28 May 2009, 14:33, Reply)