Question
I want to go to the cinema to see Drag Me to Hell. My mrs doesn't want to go. If I go along by myself of an afternoon after work does that make me a cool edgy film buff type who just loves films, or does it make me a kaoltarded sad loser with no friends?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:36, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I saw this last weekend.

( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

I wasn't on my own
Like some retard-loser though.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

But you talk to yourself
Which is far worse.

KAOLTARD!
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Well,
I'm not gonna find anyone on here who's capable of providing a better level of conversation.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I think you're right
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Hi :D

How's it going Mr. Carface?
(SuperKaol is solving crime. With a hammer, Wed 3 Jun, 09:46, ignore, delete, archive, reply)

I don't think there's anybody else on these boards that can't tell the difference between a cat and a car :p
( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Shhh!
Gazzes are secret :(
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Well that one aint!

( Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

You can be both
Nothing wrong with going to the pictures alone though, it's not like you'll be talking anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)

I don't think going to the cinema on your own is that bad,
Not that I'd ever go alone, I have friends.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)

I thought you
were already a sad pathetic kaoltard with no friends?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Go by yourself
Just don't grab a stranger's arm when you're scared.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Also,
Important thing to keep in mind when you see this film:
"EVIL DEAD".
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Nothing wrong with it
Just don't think about the kids laughing at you for being a Kaoltard.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

It makes you normal...
Want an Orange Wednesday code?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Do they work on Cineworld?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Hang on
if i'm by myself, it won't be any use will it?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Good point
*belms*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

*brays with laughter*
that's pretty fucking funny

you spacktards
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

This is really quite sad...

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

which particular bit?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

That two people who are at least intelligent enough to type
can't work out that 2-for-1 comes to the same price as 1-for-1.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Oh come on
it took me less than a minute to spot that mistake.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

And I...
Simply noticed it was wednesday
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I think you are making quite an assumption about their intelligence.
it's coincidence that their moronic mashing of the keyboards with palms and heads has so far led to the appearance of semi-normal conversation
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

They are infinite monkeys.

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I feel like i've just gone all the way round b3ta
and am starting again.

So what came next, I think it was goats and bert.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Oh dear. Let's stop then.

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Nothing wrong with going to the cinema on your own
I've been known to do it at times, especially when it's a film that nobody else wants to see.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

did you enjoy the princess diaries?
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

He got thrown out
For inappropriate fapping.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

...
There was nothing inappropriate about the actual fapping, it's the fact he was holding a small child with the other hand
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Nope
I've got no time for little girls, bigger ones are better!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I...
Didn't say it was a girl...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

No I didn't
The manageress asked if she could join in the fun!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

THIS
Except that I tend to skip the formality of asking people to go with me, so never know whether they wanted to see the film in question.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

How jolly, Enzyme.

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

It's showing on Saturday afternoon/evening in Holloway...

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I prefer by myself, so that when the person next to me is prattling on about inconsequential things
I don't feel bad about killing them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)