Are you happy internet people? Really are you? If you could change one thing about yourselves, what would it be?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:09, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't help but reply
to girls on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

You are still
in belief that there are girls ONLINE?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

You're here aren't you?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Only for you
I follow you so your heart can never be lonely.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Awwwww
I got a warm feeling inside.

I think it's heartburn.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

I'd change my eyes.
So I could see properly. And wear whatever stupid sunglasses I wanted.
And kill with a glare.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

This.
I've been almost blind for 39 years and can't do contacts. New eyes please.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a chick I would call her.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

My wages.
Seriously, though, I'm a bit of a chunker and am making some serious effort to stop being one. 3 1/2 stone so far.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

3 1/2 stone?
Good going there!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Thankyou
another 2 1/2 to go and then I will be happy. and thin. and probably face-deep in pie.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Loose a bit of weight I suppose

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Off your tits?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

you're a tit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I like your tits.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I'd quite like some money, thanks.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Smaller feet.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

You know what they say about people with big feet, don't you?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

LEZ-BEENS!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Big shoes innit?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

No, what do they say?

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

LEZ-BEENS!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Pfft!
I have known plenty of lez-beens with small feet.


*blows that theory right out of the water*
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

LEZ-BEENS!


LEZ-BEENS!



LEZ-BEENS!


*gets all over excited*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Calm down Al.
Take your Ritalin.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

LEZ-BEENS!


*rocks gently*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

HaHa
Al is no good at French. Can't even spell Les Biens. Pfft.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Teehee!
You said 'blow' when referring to lesbians!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Perhaps
We could invent a foot homogenizer. My wife has stupidly small feet (2) and she could do with bigger ones so her tits don't drag her over when she runs.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I would like a little more get-up-and-go
So I'd stop putting off all those little jobs around the house.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

$$$
Money please. In fact loads of materialistic stuff.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I want to lose weight and meet more people
But I love sitting in front of the TV eating chocolate.

It's a problem.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

to those who say they'd like to lose weight, would you kill me if I said I wanted to gain some?
I'm sick of people picking up my wrists and calling me anorexic just cos I'm thinner then they are. They don't see how much I eat.

Other then that - I'm pretty happy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Oh my gods, if you're thin then you're clearly anorexic
you're a girl on the internet who doesn't have a weight problem that involves spilling from one seat to the next, so you're clearly anorexic.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

I know right?
god I'll just have to puke up that enourmous fattening meal I just had for dinner and not eat ANYTHING, for like, a month, just to make up for it. And go to the gym every single day for a bazillion hours to exercise any excess carbs and fats.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Oh, you are anorexic
carry on.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

nah can't be fucked.
/stuffs face with chocolate and fruit and juice.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Okay, Okay, we get the idea.
Skinny minx.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I would like some mad SkillZ

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

You've got them baby
in SPADES
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

My skillz are madder
than Stevie Hawkings.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

grudgingly I admit this to be true.
All hail him.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

YES!
In your FACE internets.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

I just realised that
I could have made reference to the fact that I do in fact have a number of spades.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

I'm pretty happy
I'd like an improved work ethic and concentration span to be honest.

and to be better on the guitar. and at surfing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I'ld like some motivation, and to lose some weight.
I'm very good at doing what I do, but I'm not very motivated, money just doesn't do it for me.

I donno, maybe if I had a special gal or something, it would give me that push I need.

But I can't have too much of a push, it can go the wrong way.

Ohh, and I'ld quite like not to be LOLMENTAL.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I'd like to tone up a bit
And be awesome on the drums please.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)